"GLOBALS for
		  THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
	(c) Copyright 1984 Infocom, Inc.  All Rights Reserved."


;"status line stuff"

<CONSTANT S-TEXT 0>
<CONSTANT S-WINDOW 1>

<CONSTANT H-NORMAL 0>
<CONSTANT H-INVERSE 1>
<CONSTANT H-BOLD 2>
<CONSTANT H-ITALIC 4>

<CONSTANT D-SCREEN-ON 1>
<CONSTANT D-SCREEN-OFF -1>
<CONSTANT D-PRINTER-ON 2>
<CONSTANT D-PRINTER-OFF -2>
<CONSTANT D-TABLE-ON 3>
<CONSTANT D-TABLE-OFF -3>
<CONSTANT D-RECORD-ON 4>
<CONSTANT D-RECORD-OFF -4>

<GLOBAL HOST:NUMBER 0> "Host machine."
<GLOBAL WIDTH:NUMBER 0> "Width of screen in chars."
;<GLOBAL MIDSCREEN:NUMBER 0> "Center of screen."
;<GLOBAL CWIDTH:NUMBER 0> "Pixel width of characters."
;<GLOBAL CHEIGHT:NUMBER 0> "Pixel height of characters."

<ROUTINE INIT-STATUS-LINE ()
	 <COND (<L? ,WIDTH 38>
		<TELL "[Screen too narrow.]" CR>
		<QUIT>)>
	 ;<SETG MIDSCREEN <+ </ ,WIDTH 2> 1>>
	 ;<SETG CHEIGHT <LOWCORE (FWRD 1)>>
	 <SETG OHERE <>>
	 <SETG OLD-LEN 0>
	 ;<SETG DO-WINDOW <>>
	 <SPLIT 1>
	 <SCREEN ,S-WINDOW>
	 <HLIGHT ,H-INVERSE>
	 <CURSET 1 1>	 
	 ;<ERASE 1> ;"This semi by Jeff"
	 ;<PRINT-SPACES <LOWCORE SCRH>>
	 <PRINT-SPACES ,WIDTH>
	 <COND (<G? ,WIDTH 74>       ;"C-128 SCRH is 75 wide"
		<CURSET 1 51>
		<TELL "Score:">
		<CURSET 1 64>
		<TELL "Moves:">)>
	 <HLIGHT ,H-NORMAL>
	 <SCREEN ,S-TEXT>
	 <RTRUE>>

<CONSTANT SL-TABLE:TABLE <ITABLE NONE 80>>   "status line constructed here"
<GLOBAL OHERE:OBJECT <>>
<GLOBAL OLD-LEN:NUMBER 0>

;<GLOBAL MIDSCREEN:NUMBER 0>

<ROUTINE UPDATE-STATUS-LINE ()
	 <SCREEN ,S-WINDOW>
	 ;<BUFOUT <>>
	 <HLIGHT ,H-NORMAL>
	 <HLIGHT ,H-INVERSE>
	 <COND (<NOT <EQUAL? ,HERE ,OHERE>>
		<SETG OHERE ,HERE>
		;<DIROUT ,D-SCREEN-OFF>	        ; "Screen off."
		<DIROUT ,D-TABLE-ON ,SL-TABLE>  ; "Table on."
		<SAY-HERE>
		<DIROUT ,D-TABLE-OFF> 	        ; "Table off."
	        ;<DIROUT ,D-SCREEN-ON>		; "Screen on."
		<CURSET 1 2>
		<PRINT-SPACES ,OLD-LEN>  ; "Erase old HERE desc"
		<SETG OLD-LEN <GET ,SL-TABLE 0>> ; "Print new HERE desc."
		<CURSET 1 2>
		<SAY-HERE>)>
	 <COND (<G? ,WIDTH 74>      ;"C-128 is 75 wide"
		<CURSET 1 58>
		<TELL N ,SCORE " "> ;"space fixes 110 to 80 score bug"
		<CURSET 1 71>
		<TELL N ,MOVES>)
	       (T
		<DIROUT ,D-TABLE-ON ,SL-TABLE>
		<TELL N ,SCORE "/" N ,MOVES " "> ;"110 to 80 bug"
		<DIROUT ,D-TABLE-OFF>
		<CURSET 1 <- ,WIDTH <+ <GET ,SL-TABLE 0> 1>>>
		<TELL N ,SCORE "/" N ,MOVES " ">)>  ;"110 to 80 bug"
	 <HLIGHT ,H-NORMAL>
	 <SCREEN ,S-TEXT>  ;"Back to main screen."
	 <RTRUE>>

<ROUTINE PRINT-SPACES (CNT)
	 <REPEAT ()
		 <COND (<L? <SET CNT <- .CNT 1>> 0>
			<RETURN>)
		       (T
			<PRINTC 32>)>>>

<ROUTINE SAY-HERE ()
	 <COND (<ZERO? ,LIT>
		<TELL "Darkness">)
	       (T
		<TELL D ,HERE>
	        <COND (<G? ,WIDTH 74>
		       <COND (<IN? ,PROTAGONIST ,POETRY-APPRECIATION-CHAIR>
			      <TELL ", in the chair">)       
			     (<NOT <IN? ,PROTAGONIST ,HERE>>
		              <TELL ", in the " D <LOC ,PROTAGONIST>>)
			     (,LYING-DOWN
			      <TELL ", lying down">)>)>)>
	 <RTRUE>>

<GLOBAL LYING-DOWN <>>

<GLOBAL HERE <>>

<GLOBAL LIT <>>

<GLOBAL MOVES 0>

<GLOBAL SCORE 0>

<CONSTANT INDENTS
	<PTABLE ""
	        "  "
	        "    "
	        "      "
	        "        "
	        "          ">>

;"global objects and associated routines"

<OBJECT GLOBAL-OBJECTS
	(FLAGS INVISIBLE TOUCHBIT SURFACEBIT TRYTAKEBIT OPENBIT REVISITBIT
	       SEARCHBIT TRANSBIT WEARBIT MUNGEDBIT ONBIT RLANDBIT WORNBIT)>

<OBJECT LOCAL-GLOBALS
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(SYNONYM ZZMGCK)
	(DESCFCN 0)
        (GLOBAL GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(FDESC "F")
	(LDESC "F")
	(SIZE 0)
	(TEXT "")
	(CAPACITY 0)>
;"Yes, this synonym for LOCAL-GLOBALS needs to exist... sigh"

<OBJECT FOOBAR
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS)
	(SYNONYM FOOBAR)
	(ACTION V-WALK)>

<OBJECT ROOMS
	(IN TO ROOMS)>

<OBJECT IT
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(SYNONYM IT THEM HER HIM)
	(DESC "it")
	(FLAGS VOWELBIT NARTICLEBIT NDESCBIT TOUCHBIT)>

<OBJECT INTNUM
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "number")
	(SYNONYM INTNUM)
	(ADJECTIVE NUMBER)>

;<OBJECT PSEUDO-OBJECT
	(DESC "pseudo")
	(ACTION ME-F)>

<OBJECT NOT-HERE-OBJECT
	(DESC "it")
	(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT)
	(ACTION NOT-HERE-OBJECT-F)>

<ROUTINE NOT-HERE-OBJECT-F ("AUX" TBL (PRSO? T) OBJ (X <>))
	 <COND (<AND <PRSO? ,NOT-HERE-OBJECT>
		     <PRSI? ,NOT-HERE-OBJECT>>
		<TELL "Those things aren't here!" CR>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (<PRSO? ,NOT-HERE-OBJECT>
		<SET TBL ,P-PRSO>)
	       (T
		<SET TBL ,P-PRSI>
		<SET PRSO? <>>)>
	 <COND (.PRSO?
		<COND (<OR <EQUAL? ,PRSA ,V?FIND ,V?FOLLOW ,V?CALL>
			   <EQUAL? ,PRSA ,V?WHAT ,V?WHERE ,V?WHO>
			   <EQUAL? ,PRSA ,V?WAIT-FOR ,V?WALK-TO ,V?WHAT-ABOUT>
			   <EQUAL? ,PRSA ,V?I-AM ,V?CARVE ,V?CALL-WITH>>
		       <SET X T>
		       <COND (<SET OBJ <FIND-NOT-HERE .TBL .PRSO?>>
			      <COND (<NOT <EQUAL? .OBJ ,NOT-HERE-OBJECT>>
				     <RTRUE>)>)
			     (T
			      <RFALSE>)>)>)
	       
	       (T
		<COND (<OR <EQUAL? ,PRSA ,V?ASK-ABOUT ,V?ASK-FOR ,V?TELL-ABOUT>
			   <EQUAL? ,PRSA ,V?MY-NAME>>
		       <SET X T>
		       <COND (<SET OBJ <FIND-NOT-HERE .TBL .PRSO?>>
			      <COND (<NOT <EQUAL? .OBJ ,NOT-HERE-OBJECT>>
				     <RTRUE>)>)
			     (T
			      <RFALSE>)>)>)>
;"Here is the default 'cant see any' printer"
	 <COND (.X
		<TELL "You'll have to be more specific, I'm afraid." CR>)
	       (<EQUAL? ,WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
		<TELL "You can't ">
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,P-XNAM ,W?POEM ,W?POETRY ,W?CONVERSAT>
		       <TELL "hear">)
		      (T
		       <TELL "see">)>
		<COND (<NOT <NAME? ,P-XNAM>>
		       <TELL " any">)> 
		<NOT-HERE-PRINT .PRSO?>
		<TELL " here!" CR>)
	       (<OR <AND <EQUAL? ,WINNER ,FORD>
			 ,FORD-SLEEPING>
		    <AND <EQUAL? ,WINNER ,BEAST>
			 <FSET? ,BEAST ,MUNGEDBIT>>>
		<RFALSE>)
	       (T
		<TELL "Looking confused,">
		<ARTICLE ,WINNER T>
		<TELL " says, \"I don't see">
		<COND (<NOT <NAME? ,P-XNAM>>
		       <TELL " any">)>
		<NOT-HERE-PRINT .PRSO?>
		<TELL " here!\"" CR>)>
	 <FUCKING-CLEAR>>

<ROUTINE FIND-NOT-HERE (TBL PRSO? "AUX" M-F OBJ)
;"Special-case code goes here. <MOBY-FIND .TBL> returns # of matches. If 1,
then P-MOBY-FOUND is it. You can treat the 0 and >1 cases alike or differently.
Always return RFALSE (not handled) if you have resolved the problem."
	<SET M-F <MOBY-FIND .TBL>>
	;<COND (,DEBUG
	       <TELL "[Found " N .M-F " obj]" CR>)>
	<COND (<EQUAL? 1 .M-F>
	       ;<COND (,DEBUG
		      <TELL "[Namely: " D ,P-MOBY-FOUND "]" CR>)>
	       <COND (.PRSO?
		      <SETG PRSO ,P-MOBY-FOUND>)
		     (T
		      <SETG PRSI ,P-MOBY-FOUND>)>
	       <RFALSE>)
	      (<EQUAL? ,P-XNAM ,W?FLUFF>
	       <COND (.PRSO?
		      <SETG PRSO ,POCKET-FLUFF>)
		     (T
		      <SETG PRSI ,POCKET-FLUFF>)>
	       <RFALSE>)
	      (<EQUAL? ,P-XNAM ,W?TOOL ,W?TOOLS>
	       <COND (.PRSO?
		      <SETG PRSO ,TWEEZERS>)
		     (T
		      <SETG PRSI ,TWEEZERS>)>
	       <RFALSE>)
	      (T
	       ,NOT-HERE-OBJECT)>>

<ROUTINE NOT-HERE-PRINT (PRSO?)
	 <COND ;(<NAME? ,P-XNAM>
		<TELL "one by that name">)
	       (,P-OFLAG
	        <COND (,P-XADJ
		       <TELL " ">
		       <PRINTB ,P-XADJ ;N ;"GTB">)>
	        <COND (,P-XNAM
		       <TELL " ">
		       <PRINTB ,P-XNAM>)>)
               (.PRSO?
	        <BUFFER-PRINT <GET ,P-ITBL ,P-NC1> <GET ,P-ITBL ,P-NC1L> <>>)
               (T
	        <BUFFER-PRINT <GET ,P-ITBL ,P-NC2> <GET ,P-ITBL ,P-NC2L> <>>)>>

<OBJECT LIGHT
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "light")
	(SYNONYM LIGHT LIGHTS LAMP)
	(FLAGS LIGHTBIT)
        (ACTION LIGHT-F)>

<ROUTINE LIGHT-F ()
	 <COND (<AND <OR <IN? ,FLEET ,HERE>
			 <EQUAL? ,HERE ,AIRLOCK ,INSIDE-WHALE>>
		     <VISIBLE? ,THUMB>>
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,LIGHT ,PRSI>
		       <PERFORM ,PRSA ,PRSO ,THUMB>
		       <RTRUE>)
		      (T
		       <PERFORM ,PRSA ,THUMB ,PRSI>
		       <RTRUE>)>)
	       (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,GALLEY>
		<UNIMPORTANT-THING-F>)
	       (<AND <EQUAL? ,LIGHT ,PRSO>
		     <VERB? FIND FOLLOW WHAT WHERE WALK-TO WHAT-ABOUT>>
		<RFALSE>)
	       (<AND <EQUAL? ,LIGHT ,PRSI>
		     <VERB? ASK-ABOUT TELL-ABOUT>>
		<RFALSE>)
	       (<NOT <EQUAL? ,HERE ,BEDROOM>>
		<CANT-SEE ,LIGHT>)
	       (<VERB? LAMP-ON>
		<COND (<FSET? ,HERE ,ONBIT>
		       <TELL "It is." CR>)
		      (T
		       <SETG LIT T>
		       <FSET ,HERE ,ONBIT>
		       <FSET ,DARK-OBJECT ,DARKBIT>
		       <MOVE ,DARK-OBJECT ,DARK>
		       <TELL
"Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your
life. The light is now on." CR CR>
		       <V-LOOK>
		       <SET OHERE <>>
		       <RTRUE>)>)
	       (<VERB? LAMP-OFF>
		<V-DIG>)>>

<OBJECT GLOBAL-SLEEP
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "sleep")
	(SYNONYM SLEEP NAP SNOOZE)
	(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT)
	(ACTION GLOBAL-SLEEP-F)>

<ROUTINE GLOBAL-SLEEP-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? WALK-TO TAKE>
		<PERFORM ,V?SLEEP>
		<RTRUE>)>>

<OBJECT SPEECH
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "speech")
	(SYNONYM SPEECH)
	(ACTION SPEECH-F)>

<ROUTINE SPEECH-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? GIVE MAKE>
		<TELL "This isn't the time">
		<COND (<NOT <EQUAL? ,HERE ,DAIS>>
		       <TELL " or the place">)>
		<TELL " for making speeches." CR>)
	       (<VERB? READ>
		<TELL "It's extemporaneous." CR>)>>

<OBJECT GROUND
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(SYNONYM FLOOR GROUND MUD)
	(DESC "ground")
	(ACTION GROUND-F)>

<ROUTINE GROUND-F ()
	 <COND (<AND <VERB? THROUGH>
		     <EQUAL? ,HERE ,ACCESS-SPACE>>
		<TELL "The mesh is too fine." CR>)
	       (<VERB? CLIMB-UP CLIMB-ON CLIMB-FOO BOARD>
		<V-DIG>)
	       (<VERB? LOOK-UNDER>
		<V-COUNT>)
	       (<VERB? LEAVE>
		<DO-WALK ,P?UP>)
	       (<VERB? LIE-DOWN>
		<COND (<IN? ,PROTAGONIST ,BED>
		       <OUT-OF-FIRST ,BED>)
		      (,LYING-DOWN
		       <TELL ,YOU-ARE CR>)
		      (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>
		       <PERFORM ,V?BLOCK ,BULLDOZER>
		       <SETG P-IT-OBJECT ,GROUND>
		       <RTRUE>)
		      (T
		       <SETG LYING-DOWN T>
		       <SETG OHERE <>>
		       <TELL "You are now lying on the ground." CR>)>)
	       (<VERB? EXAMINE>
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,GUTS-ROOM>
		       <TELL
"The walls, floor, and ceiling are covered with little pieces of
flesh and bone." CR>)
		      (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,ACCESS-SPACE>
		       <TELL
"The floor is an open metal mesh, like the floor of a catwalk." CR>)>)
	       (<AND <VERB? LOOK-INSIDE>
		     <EQUAL? ,HERE ,ACCESS-SPACE>>
		<PERFORM ,V?LOOK-INSIDE ,FISH-HOLE>
		<SETG P-IT-OBJECT ,GROUND>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (<AND <VERB? ENJOY>
		     <EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>
		     ,LYING-DOWN>
		<TELL
"It occurs to you that you've never deliberately lain in any mud before and
that it's actually a pleasant sort of squishy sensation. You let the mud ooze
between your toes. You may be here for some time, so you may as well make the
most of it." CR>)>>

<OBJECT WALLS
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(FLAGS NDESCBIT TOUCHBIT)
	(DESC "wall")
	(SYNONYM WALL WALLS)
	(ACTION WALLS-F)>

<ROUTINE WALLS-F ()
	 <COND (<AND <VERB? EXAMINE>
		     <EQUAL? ,HERE ,GUTS-ROOM>>
		<PERFORM ,V?EXAMINE ,GROUND>
		<RTRUE>)>>

<OBJECT CEILING
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(FLAGS NDESCBIT TOUCHBIT)
	(DESC "ceiling")
	(SYNONYM CEILING ROOF)
	(ACTION CEILING-F)>

<ROUTINE CEILING-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? LOOK-UNDER>
		<PERFORM ,V?LOOK>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (<AND <VERB? EXAMINE>
		     <EQUAL? ,HERE ,GUTS-ROOM>>
		<PERFORM ,V?EXAMINE ,GROUND>
		<RTRUE>)>>

<OBJECT WINDOW
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS)
	(DESC "window")
	(SYNONYM WINDOW)
	(FLAGS TRANSBIT)
	(ACTION WINDOW-F)>

<ROUTINE WINDOW-F ()
	 <COND (<NOT ,LIT>
		<TELL ,TOO-DARK CR>)
	       (<VERB? MUNG>
	        <PERFORM ,V?KILL ,WINDOW>
	        <RTRUE>)
	       (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,BEDROOM>
		<COND (<VERB? LOOK-INSIDE EXAMINE>
		       <PERFORM ,V?OPEN ,CURTAINS>
		       <RTRUE>)
		      (<VERB? OPEN CLOSE>
		       <TELL
"The bloody thing's been jammed shut for months, now." CR>)>)
	       (<VERB? LOOK-INSIDE>
		<TELL "You see the country lane." CR>)
	       (<VERB? OPEN CLOSE>
		<TELL ,BUDGE CR>)>>

<OBJECT STAIRS
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS)
	(DESC "stairs")
	(SYNONYM STAIR STAIRS STAIRWAY GANGWAY)
	(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT NDESCBIT)
	(ACTION STAIRS-F)>

<ROUTINE STAIRS-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? CLIMB-UP CLIMB-FOO>
		<DO-WALK ,P?UP>)
	       (<VERB? CLIMB-DOWN>
		<DO-WALK ,P?DOWN>)>>

<OBJECT AIR
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "air")
	(SYNONYM AIR)
	(FLAGS VOWELBIT)>

<OBJECT SKY
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "sky")
	(SYNONYM SKY)
	(ACTION SKY-F)>

<ROUTINE SKY-F ()
	 <COND (<NOT <FSET? ,HERE ,OUTSIDEBIT>>
		<CANT-SEE ,SKY>)
	       (<AND <IN? ,FLEET ,HERE>
		     <VERB? EXAMINE>>
		<TELL
"The sky is filled with the ships of the " D ,FLEET "." CR>)>>

<OBJECT STAR
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "sun")
	(SYNONYM STAR SUN SYSTEM SOL)
	(ADJECTIVE APPROACHI STAR SOLAR SMALL UNREGARDE YELLOW ORANGE)
	(FLAGS NDESCBIT)
	(ACTION STAR-F)>

<ROUTINE STAR-F ()
     <COND (<VERB? EXAMINE>
	    <COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,WAR-CHAMBER>
		   <TELL
"The approaching star is a small, unregarded yellow sun, with nine planets of
varying sizes. The " D ,THIRD-PLANET " catches your attention.">
		   <CRLF>)
		  (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,DAIS ,SPEEDBOAT>
		   <TELL "The sun is a smallish orange star." CR>)
		  (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE ,COUNTRY-LANE ,BACK-OF-HOUSE>
		   <TELL "The sun is a smallish yellow star." CR>)
		  (T
		   <CANT-SEE ,STAR>)>)>>

<OBJECT HANDS
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(SYNONYM HANDS HAND)
	(ADJECTIVE BARE MY YOUR)
	(DESC "your hand")
	(FLAGS NDESCBIT TOUCHBIT NARTICLEBIT)
	(ACTION HANDS-F)>

<ROUTINE HANDS-F (ACTOR)
	 <COND (<VERB? WAVE>
		<SETG PRSO <>>
		<PERFORM ,V?WAVE-AT>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (<VERB? SHAKE>
		<COND (<SET ACTOR <FIND-IN ,HERE ,ACTORBIT>>
		       <PERFORM ,V?THANK .ACTOR>
		       <RTRUE>)
		      (T
		       <TELL "Pleased to meet you." CR>)>)>>

<OBJECT TEETH
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "your teeth")
	(SYNONYM TEETH TOOTH)
	(ADJECTIVE YOUR MY)
	(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT)>

<OBJECT HEAD
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "your head")
	(SYNONYM HEAD FACE)
	(ADJECTIVE YOUR MY)
	(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT)>

<OBJECT EYES
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "your eyes")
	(SYNONYM EYE EYES)
	(ADJECTIVE YOUR MY)
	(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT)
	(ACTION EYES-F)>

<ROUTINE EYES-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? OPEN>
		<TELL "They are." CR>)
	       (<VERB? CLOSE>
		<COND (<IN? ,BEAST ,HERE>
		       <TELL "The Beast doesn't notice." ,GETTING-CLOSE CR>)
		      (T
		       <TELL "That won't help." CR>)>)>>

<OBJECT EARS
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "your ears")
	(SYNONYM EAR EARS)
	(ADJECTIVE YOUR MY)
	(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT)>

<OBJECT PROTAGONIST
	(SYNONYM PROTAGONI)
	(DESC "it")
	(FLAGS NDESCBIT INVISIBLE)
	(ACTION PROTAGONIST-F)>

<ROUTINE PROTAGONIST-F ()
	 <COND (<AND <PRSO? ,NO-TEA>
		     ,PRSI>
		<NO-TEA-F>)>>

<OBJECT ME
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(SYNONYM I ME MYSELF SELF)
	(DESC "yourself")
	(FLAGS ACTORBIT TOUCHBIT NARTICLEBIT)
	(ACTION ME-F)>

<ROUTINE ME-F ("AUX" OLIT) 
	 <COND (<VERB? TELL>
		<TELL
"Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse." CR>
		<FUCKING-CLEAR>)
	       (<VERB? LISTEN>
		<TELL "Yes?" CR>)
	       (<VERB? ALARM>
		<TELL ,YOU-ARE CR>)
	       (<AND <VERB? GIVE>
		     <PRSI? ,ME>>
		<COND (<AND <IN? ,PRSO ,PROTAGONIST>
		            <NOT <PRSO? ,NO-TEA ,BABEL-FISH>>>
		       <PRE-TAKE>)
		      (T
		       <PERFORM ,V?TAKE ,PRSO>
		       <RTRUE>)>)
	       (<VERB? MOVE>
		<V-WALK-AROUND>)
	       (<VERB? SEARCH>
		<V-INVENTORY>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (<OR <VERB? KILL MUNG>
		    <AND <VERB? SHOOT>
			 <PRSI? ,BLASTER>>>
		<JIGS-UP "Done.">
		<RTRUE>)
	       (<VERB? FIND>
		<TELL "You're right here!" CR>)
	       (<VERB? WHO>
		<TELL "You are " D ,IDENTITY-FLAG "." CR>)
	       (<AND <VERB? EXAMINE>
		     <EQUAL? ,HERE ,MAZE>>
		<TELL
"You look perfectly normal (except that you're two microns tall)." CR>)
	       (<VERB? PULL-TOGETHER>
		<TELL ,ZEN CR>)
	       (<VERB? FOLLOW>
		<TELL
"I'd like to, but like most computers I don't have legs." CR>)>>

<OBJECT GLOBAL-ROOM
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "room")
	(SYNONYM ROOM CHAMBER PLACE HALL)
	(ADJECTIVE AREA)
	(ACTION GLOBAL-ROOM-F)>

<ROUTINE GLOBAL-ROOM-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? LOOK EXAMINE LOOK-INSIDE>
		<V-LOOK>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (<VERB? THROUGH WALK-TO>
		<V-WALK-AROUND>)
	       (<VERB? LEAVE EXIT>
		<DO-WALK ,P?OUT>)
	       (<VERB? WALK-AROUND>
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,CAPTAINS-QUARTERS>
		       <V-STAND>)
		      (T
		       <TELL
"Walking around the room reveals nothing new. To move elsewhere, just type
the desired direction." CR>)>)
	       (<VERB? LAMP-ON>
		<PERFORM ,V?LAMP-ON ,LIGHT>
		<RTRUE>)>>

<OBJECT OBJECT-OF-GAME
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "object of the game")
	(SYNONYM OBJECT GAME GOAL)
	(FLAGS VOWELBIT)
	(ACTION OBJECT-OF-GAME-F)>

<ROUTINE OBJECT-OF-GAME-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? WHAT>
		<TELL "That's for me to know and you to find out." CR>)>>

<OBJECT CONTROLS
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS)
	(DESC "the controls")
	(SYNONYM CONTROLS PANEL CONSOLE)
	(ADJECTIVE CONTROL)
	(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT)
	(ACTION CONTROLS-F)>

<ROUTINE CONTROLS-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? EXAMINE>
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,SPEEDBOAT>
		       <TELL
"The only control, other than those related to steering the boat, is the large
red " D ,AUTOPILOT-BUTTON ".">
		       <FINE-PRODUCT>
		       <CRLF>)
		      (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,BRIDGE>
		       <TELL
"Most of the controls are beyond your comprehension. ">
		       <COND (<IN? ,LARGE-RECEPTACLE ,HERE>
			      <TELL
"The simplest one is a " D ,LARGE-RECEPTACLE " of some kind.">
			      <COND (,DRIVE-TO-CONTROLS
				     <TELL " ">
				     <PERFORM ,V?EXAMINE ,LARGE-RECEPTACLE>
				     <RTRUE>)
				    (T
				     <CRLF>)>)
			     (T
			      <TELL
"A fused spot shows where a receptacle once was." CR>)>)>)>>

<OBJECT CONVERSATION
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS)
	(DESC "conversation")
	(SYNONYM CONVERSAT)
	(FLAGS DARKBIT INVISIBLE)
	(ACTION CONVERSATION-F)>

<ROUTINE CONVERSATION-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? LISTEN>
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>
		       <TELL "You can't hear anything from here." CR>)
		      (T
		       <PERFORM ,V?LISTEN ,VLHURG>
		       <RTRUE>)>)>>

<OBJECT GUARDS
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS) ;"just for the purpose of MOBY-FIND"
	(DESC "one of the guards")
	(SYNONYM ONE GUARD GUARDS)
	(ADJECTIVE VOGON)
        (FLAGS VOWELBIT NARTICLEBIT NDESCBIT ACTORBIT
	       CONTBIT SEARCHBIT OPENBIT)
	(ACTION GUARDS-F)>

<ROUTINE GUARDS-F ()
	 <COND (<EQUAL? ,GUARDS ,WINNER>
		<COND (<AND <VERB? TELL-ABOUT>
			    <PRSO? ,ME>>
		       <SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
		       <PERFORM ,V?ASK-ABOUT ,GUARDS ,PRSI>
		       <SETG WINNER ,GUARDS>
		       <RTRUE>)
		      (<VERB? HELLO>
		       <SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
		       <PERFORM ,V?HELLO ,GUARDS>
		       <SETG WINNER ,GUARDS>
		       <RTRUE>)
		      (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,DAIS>
		       <COND (<OR <AND <IN? ,RIFLES ,GUARDS>
				       <VERB? SHOOT>
				       ,DONT-FLAG>
				  <AND <IN? ,RIFLES ,GUARDS>
				       <NOT ,DONT-FLAG>
				       <VERB? DROP>
				       <PRSO? ,RIFLES>>>
			      <FCLEAR ,RIFLES ,NDESCBIT>
			      <ENABLE <QUEUE I-GUARDS 8>>
			      <MOVE ,RIFLES ,HERE>
			      <FSET ,RIFLES ,TAKEBIT>
			      <FSET ,RIFLES ,TRYTAKEBIT>
			      <TELL "The guards hesitate, then toss their photon rifles into a pile in front of you." CR>)
			     (<VERB? SHOOT>
			      <COND (<IN? ,RIFLES ,GUARDS>
				     <JIGS-UP
"The air becomes thick with photon beams.">)
				    (T
				     <TELL
"Someone around here is being very stupid. Let's say it's the guards,
since they're only fictitious characters and therefore not potential
Infocom customers. The poor fictitious saps don't understand how they
can shoot without rifles." CR>)>)
			     (<AND <VERB? TAKE>
				   <PRSO? ,RIFLES>>
			      <COND (<IN? ,RIFLES ,GUARDS>
				     <TELL "\"We already have them!\"" CR>)
				    (T
				     <MOVE ,RIFLES ,GUARDS>
				     <ENABLE <QUEUE I-GUARDS 5>>
				     <TELL "They do so." CR>)>)
			     (<VERB? LEAVE>
			      <TELL
"\"We can't leave while you're in trouble, Mr. President!\"" CR>)
			     (T
			      <TELL
"You have failed to issue one of the small set of commands that the
guards' military intelligences are trained to understand." CR>
			      <FUCKING-CLEAR>)>)
		      (T
		       <COND (<HELD? ,BABEL-FISH ,PROTAGONIST>
			      <TELL "\"Resistance is useless!\"" CR>)
			     (T
			      <TELL "\"I">
			      <PRODUCE-GIBBERISH 1>
			      <CRLF>)>
		       <FUCKING-CLEAR>)>)
	       (<AND <EQUAL? ,HERE ,CAPTAINS-QUARTERS>
		     <VERB? TELL HELLO THANK>>
		<PERFORM ,V?TELL ,VOGON-CAPTAIN>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (<AND <EQUAL? ,HERE ,CAPTAINS-QUARTERS>
		     <AND <VERB? ASK-ABOUT ASK-FOR>
			  <EQUAL? ,GUARDS ,PRSO>>>
		<PERFORM ,V?TELL ,VOGON-CAPTAIN>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (<AND <VERB? EXAMINE>
		     <IN? ,RIFLES ,GUARDS>>
		<TELL "They're holding their photon rifles." CR>)
	       (<AND <EQUAL? ,HERE ,DAIS>		     
		     <VERB? SHOOT>>
		<COND (<BLASTER-HOLD>
		       <RTRUE>)>
		<TELL ,GUARDS-REALIZE>
		<JIGS-UP
"Although you incinerate many, other guards arrive and incinerate you.">
		<RTRUE>)
	       (<AND <VERB? GIVE>
		     <PRSO? ,BLASTER>>
		<TELL "The guards are more than glad to disarm you. They">
		<GUARD-DEATH>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (<VERB? COUNT>
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,HOLD>
		       <TELL "One." CR>)
		      (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,CAPTAINS-QUARTERS>
		       <TELL "Several." CR>)
		      (T
		       <TELL "Many." CR>)>)>>

<ROUTINE WEAPON-PSEUDO ()
	 <COND (<NOT <IN? ,GUARDS ,HERE>>
		<TELL "What weapon?" CR>)
	       (<VERB? SHOOT>
		<TELL ,NOT-HOLDING " it." CR>)>>

<OBJECT FRUSTATION
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "problem")
	(SYNONYM FRUSTRATI PROBLEM PUZZLE)
	(ACTION FRUSTRATION-F)>

<ROUTINE FRUSTRATION-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? ENJOY>
		<TELL ,ZEN CR>)>>

<ROUTINE UNIMPORTANT-THING-F ()
	 <COND (<AND <VERB? ASK-ABOUT>
		     <PRSO? ,GUIDE>>
		<RFALSE>)
	       (T
		<TELL "That's not important; leave it alone." CR>)>>

;"DONT stuff"

<ROUTINE DONT-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? PANIC>
		<COND (<PROB 50>
		       <TELL 
"Very clever. It looks like there's a lot you should be panicking about." CR>)
		      (T
		       <TELL
"Why not? Your position appears quite hopeless." CR>)>)
	       (<VERB? LOOK>
		<SETG DONT-FLAG <>>
		<PERFORM ,V?CLOSE ,EYES>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (<VERB? WAIT>
		<TELL "Time doesn't pass..." CR>)
	       (<VERB? TAKE>
		<TELL "Not taken." CR>)
	       (<AND <VERB? LISTEN>
		     <VISIBLE? ,POETRY>>
		<SETG DONT-FLAG <>>
		<PERFORM ,V?LISTEN ,POETRY>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (T
		<TELL "Not done." CR>)>>

;"DARK stuff"

<GLOBAL VOGON-PROB 100>

<GLOBAL HEART-PROB 0>

<GLOBAL TRAAL-PROB 60>

<GLOBAL FLEET-PROB 0>

<GLOBAL WHALE-PROB 0>

<GLOBAL TRILLIAN-PROB 15>

<GLOBAL ZAPHOD-PROB 0>

<GLOBAL FORD-PROB 15>

<GLOBAL DREAMING <>>

<GLOBAL DARK-COUNTER 0>

<GLOBAL DARK-FLAG <>>

<GLOBAL CURRENT-EXIT 0>

<GLOBAL GROGGY <>>

<GLOBAL LYING-COUNTER 0>

<GLOBAL GUTS-ROOM <>>

<ROOM DARK
      (LOC ROOMS)
      (SYNONYM SUNGLASSE GLASSES JANTA)
      (ADJECTIVE JOO JANTA PERIL SENSITIVE)
      (DESC "Dark")
      (FLAGS RLANDBIT ONBIT)
      (ACTION DARK-F)>

<ROUTINE DARK-F (RARG)
	 <COND (<EQUAL? .RARG ,M-ENTER>
		<PUTP ,PROTAGONIST ,P?ACTION ,DARK-FUNCTION>
		<ROB ,PROTAGONIST ,DARK-OBJECT>
		<FSET ,CONVERSATION ,INVISIBLE>
		<SETG DREAMING <>>
		<SETG LYING-DOWN <>>
		<REPEAT ()
			<COND (<PROB ,HEART-PROB>
			       <SETG HEART-PROB 0>
			       <SETG VOGON-PROB 10>
			       <SETG DARK-FLAG ,ENTRY-BAY>
			       <SETG CURRENT-EXIT 3>)
			      (<PROB ,VOGON-PROB>
			       <SETG VOGON-PROB 0>
			       <SETG HEART-PROB 100>
			       <SETG DARK-FLAG ,HOLD>
			       <SETG CURRENT-EXIT 0>)
			      (<PROB ,TRAAL-PROB>
			       <COND (<NOT <EQUAL? ,TRAAL-PROB 10>>
				      <SETG TRAAL-PROB 10>
				      <SETG TRILLIAN-PROB 25>
				      <SETG FORD-PROB 25>
				      <SETG ZAPHOD-PROB 25>)>
			       <SETG DARK-FLAG ,LAIR>
			       <SETG CURRENT-EXIT 4>)
			      (<PROB ,TRILLIAN-PROB>
			       <SETG TRILLIAN-PROB 10>
			       <SETG DARK-FLAG ,LIVING-ROOM>
			       <SETG CURRENT-EXIT 2>)
			      (<PROB ,FORD-PROB>
			       <SETG FORD-PROB 10>
			       <SETG DARK-FLAG ,COUNTRY-LANE>
			       <SETG CURRENT-EXIT 1>)
			      (<PROB ,ZAPHOD-PROB>
			       <SETG ZAPHOD-PROB 10>
			       <SETG DARK-FLAG ,SPEEDBOAT>
			       <SETG CURRENT-EXIT 5>)
			      (<PROB ,FLEET-PROB>
			       <SETG FLEET-PROB 10>
			       <SETG DARK-FLAG ,WAR-CHAMBER>
			       <SETG CURRENT-EXIT 7>)
			      (<PROB ,WHALE-PROB> ;"this should always be 0"
			       <TELL "Bug #60" CR>
			       <SETG DARK-FLAG ,INSIDE-WHALE>
			       <SETG CURRENT-EXIT 6>)>
			<COND (,DARK-FLAG
			       <RETURN>)>>
		<RFALSE>)
	       (<EQUAL? .RARG ,M-LOOK>
		<RTRUE>)>>

<OBJECT DARK-OBJECT
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS) ;"gets moved to Dark when you turn on the light"
	(DESC "darkness")
	(SYNONYM DARK DARKNESS NOTHING)
	(FLAGS NDESCBIT NARTICLEBIT)>

<OBJECT SHADOW
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS)
	(DESC "shadow")
	(SYNONYM SHADOW)
	(FLAGS NDESCBIT)>

<OBJECT LIQUID
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS)
	(DESC "liquid")
	(SYNONYM LIQUID)
	(ADJECTIVE HOT COLD WARM WET SQUISHY)
	(FLAGS NDESCBIT DRINKBIT)>

<OBJECT PAINFUL-LIGHT
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS)
	(DESC "light")
	(SYNONYM LIGHT)
	(ADJECTIVE PAINFUL BRIGHT)
	(FLAGS NDESCBIT)>

<OBJECT STAR-DRIVE
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS)
	(DESC "star drive")
	(SYNONYM DRIVE HUM)
	(ADJECTIVE STAR DEEP DISTANT)
	(FLAGS NDESCBIT)>

<ROUTINE DARK-FUNCTION ()
	 <COND (<VERB? QUIT RESTART RESTORE SCORE VERSION SAVE ;AGAIN HINTS
		       VERBOSE BRIEF SUPERBRIEF SCRIPT UNSCRIPT FOOTNOTE>
		<>)
	       (,DONT-FLAG
		<>)
	       (<VERB? PANIC YELL>
		<TELL
"You yell as loudly as you can, but no sound emerges." CR>)
	       (<OR <VERB? RELAX>
		    <AND <VERB? ENJOY>
			 <PRSO? ,DARK-OBJECT>>>
		<TELL
"You achieve a state of Negative Capability, and are able to be in
uncertainties, mysteries, doubts, without any irritable searching
after fact and reason (Footnote 1)." CR>)
	       (<AND <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,ENTRY-BAY ,WAR-CHAMBER>
		     <VERB? LISTEN>
		     <PRSO? ,DARK-OBJECT>
		     <MISSING?>>		
		<MOVE ,STAR-DRIVE ,HERE>
		<SETG P-IT-OBJECT ,STAR-DRIVE>
		<TELL
"You hear the deep and distant hum of a " D ,STAR-DRIVE " coming from far ">
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,ENTRY-BAY>
		       <TELL "above">)
		      (T
		       <TELL "below">)>
		<TELL ". There is an exit to port." CR>)
	       (<AND <VERB? WALK>
		     <MISSING?>
		     <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,WAR-CHAMBER ,ENTRY-BAY>
		     <IN? ,STAR-DRIVE ,HERE>>
		<COND (<PRSO? ,P?SOUTH>
		       <COND (<L? ,LYING-COUNTER 4>
			      <TELL ,LYING-ABOUT-EXIT>)>
		       <TELL "You emerge from a small doorway...">
		       <LEAVE-DARK>)
		      (T
		       <TELL ,CANT-GO>
		       <COND (<PRSO? ,P?WEST>
			      <SETG LYING-COUNTER <+ ,LYING-COUNTER 1>>
			      <COND (<EQUAL? ,LYING-COUNTER 4>
				     <TELL
" " ,LYING-ABOUT-EXIT "There is an exit aft...">)>)>
		       <CRLF>)>)
	       (<AND <OR <PRSO? ,STAR-DRIVE>
		         <PRSI? ,STAR-DRIVE>>
		     <NOT <VERB? WALK>>>
		<COND (<NOT <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,ENTRY-BAY ,WAR-CHAMBER>>
		       <CANT-SEE ,STAR-DRIVE>)
		      (<VERB? LISTEN>
		       <TELL "The sound comes from far ">
		       <COND (<EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,ENTRY-BAY>
			      <TELL "above">)
			     (T
			      <TELL "below">)>
		       <TELL "." CR>)
		      (T
		       <>)>)
	       (<AND <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,COUNTRY-LANE ,SPEEDBOAT>
		     <VERB? EXAMINE>
		     <PRSO? ,DARK-OBJECT>
		     <MISSING?>>
		<MOVE ,PAINFUL-LIGHT ,HERE>
		<SETG P-IT-OBJECT ,PAINFUL-LIGHT>
		<TELL "You see a painfully bright light that stabs at the ">
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,COUNTRY-LANE>
		       <TELL "front">)
		      (T
		       <TELL "back">)>
		<TELL " of your eyes." CR>)
	       (<AND <OR <PRSO? ,PAINFUL-LIGHT>
		         <PRSI? ,PAINFUL-LIGHT>>
		     <NOT <VERB? WALK>>>
		<COND (<NOT <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,SPEEDBOAT ,COUNTRY-LANE>>
		       <CANT-SEE ,PAINFUL-LIGHT>)
		      (<VERB? EXAMINE>
		       <TELL "The light resolves itself into the bright ">
		       <COND (<EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,COUNTRY-LANE>
			      <TELL "yellow Sun of Earth">)
			     (T
			      <TELL "orange Sun of " D ,DAMOGRAN>)>
		       <TELL ".">
		       <LEAVE-DARK>)>)
	       (<AND <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,LIVING-ROOM ,INSIDE-WHALE>
		     <VERB? RUB>
		     <PRSO? ,DARK-OBJECT>
		     <MISSING?>>
	        <MOVE ,LIQUID ,HERE>
		<SETG P-IT-OBJECT ,LIQUID>
		<TELL "It does feel a bit ">
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,LIVING-ROOM>
		       <TELL "cold">)
		      (T
		       <TELL "warm">)>
		<TELL
" and wet and squishy. There seems to be some liquid at your fingertips." CR>)
	       (<AND <OR <PRSO? ,LIQUID>
			 <PRSI? ,LIQUID>>
		     <NOT <VERB? WALK>>>
		<COND (<NOT <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,LIVING-ROOM ,INSIDE-WHALE>>
		       <CANT-SEE ,LIQUID>)
		      (<EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,LIVING-ROOM>
		       <COND (<VERB? EXAMINE RUB>
			      <TELL "It seems coldish." CR>)
			     (<VERB? TASTE DRINK>
			      <TELL
"It tastes just like wine. In fact, you realise with growing embarrassment
that " D ,HANDS " is sitting in a " D ,WINE ".">
			      <LEAVE-DARK>)>)
		      (<EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,INSIDE-WHALE>
		       <COND (<VERB? EXAMINE RUB>
			      <TELL "It seems warmish." CR>)
			     (<VERB? TASTE DRINK>
			      <TELL
"Yucchhh! You are jerked to your senses by the realisation that you are
licking the lining of a whale's stomach.">
			      <LEAVE-DARK>)>)>)
	       (<AND <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,HOLD ,LAIR>
		     <VERB? SMELL>
		     <PRSO? ,DARK-OBJECT>
		     <MISSING?>>
		<MOVE ,SHADOW ,HERE>
		<SETG P-IT-OBJECT ,SHADOW>
		<TELL "It does smell a bit. There's something pungent ">
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,HOLD>
		       <TELL "being waved">)
		      (T
		       <TELL "waving">)>
		<TELL
" under your nose. Your head begins to clear. You can make out a shadow
moving in the dark." CR>)
	       (<AND <OR <PRSO? ,SHADOW>
			 <PRSI? ,SHADOW>>
		     <NOT <VERB? WALK>>>
		<COND (<NOT <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,HOLD ,LAIR>>
		       <CANT-SEE ,SHADOW>)
		      (<VERB? EXAMINE>
		       <TELL "The shadow is vaguely ">
		       <BEAST-GUARD-FORD>
		       <TELL "-shaped.">
		       <LEAVE-DARK>)
		      (<VERB? RUB>
		       <TELL "The shadow turns out to be a solid object of a ">
		       <BEAST-GUARD-FORD>
		       <TELL "-like nature.">
		       <LEAVE-DARK>)
		      (<VERB? SMELL>
		       <TELL "The shadow has a sort of ">
		       <BEAST-GUARD-FORD>
		       <TELL "y smell to it.">
		       <LEAVE-DARK>)
		      (T
		       <>)>)
	       (T
		<SETG DARK-COUNTER <+ ,DARK-COUNTER 1>>
		<COND (,DARK-CONTROLLED
		       <SETG CURRENT-EXIT <+ ,CURRENT-EXIT 1>>
		       <COND (<EQUAL? ,CURRENT-EXIT 8>
			      <SETG CURRENT-EXIT 0>)>
		       <SETG DARK-FLAG <GET ,DARK-EXIT-TABLE ,CURRENT-EXIT>>)>
		<COND (<VERB? LOOK>
		       <TELL "Dark" CR>)>
		<COND (<PROB 25>
		       <DARK-ONE>
		       <FUCKING-CLEAR>)
		      (<PROB 33>
		       <DARK-TWO>
		       <FUCKING-CLEAR>)
		      (<PROB 50>
		       <DARK-THREE>
		       <FUCKING-CLEAR>)
		      (T
		       <DARK-FOUR>
		       <FUCKING-CLEAR>)>
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,DARK-COUNTER 18>
		       <TELL CR
"When will you come to your senses and solve this puzzle?" CR>)
		      (<EQUAL? ,DARK-COUNTER 33>
		       <TELL CR
"4 out of 5 sensitive people solve this puzzle right away." CR>)
		      (<EQUAL? ,DARK-COUNTER 48>
		       <TELL CR
"Don't count your senses before they hatch." CR>)
		      (<AND <EQUAL? ,DARK-COUNTER 63>
		            <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,HOLD>>
		       <TELL CR
"Something stinks around here, and I'm not just talking about your
puzzle-solving ability!" CR>)
		      (T
		       <RTRUE>)>)>>  

<CONSTANT DARK-EXIT-TABLE
	<PTABLE
	 HOLD
	 COUNTRY-LANE
	 LIVING-ROOM
	 ENTRY-BAY
	 LAIR
	 SPEEDBOAT
	 INSIDE-WHALE
	 WAR-CHAMBER>>

<ROUTINE LEAVE-DARK ()
	 <CRLF> <CRLF>
	 <PUTP ,PROTAGONIST ,P?ACTION ,PROTAGONIST-F>
	 <SETG DARK-COUNTER 0>
	 <SETG LYING-COUNTER 0>
	 <SETG DARK-CONTROLLED <>>
	 <ROB ,DARK-OBJECT ,PROTAGONIST>
	 <ROB ,MEMORIAL ,PROTAGONIST>
	 <MOVE ,SHADOW ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
	 <MOVE ,PAINFUL-LIGHT ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
	 <MOVE ,LIQUID ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
	 <MOVE ,STAR-DRIVE ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
	 <COND (,FLUFF-TO-GOWN
		<MOVE ,SATCHEL-FLUFF ,GOWN>
		<SETG FLUFF-TO-GOWN <>>)>
	 <COND (<AND <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,WAR-CHAMBER>
		     <FSET? ,WAR-CHAMBER ,REVISITBIT>>
		<ENABLE <QUEUE I-BRAIN-DEATH 6>>
		<SETG HERE <META-LOC ,SPARE-DRIVE>>
		<MOVE ,PROTAGONIST ,HERE>
		<MOVE ,NAME ,HERE>
		<SETG OHERE <>>
		<SETG GUTS-ROOM ,HERE>
		<TELL
"There is a violent explosion around you, leaving you standing in">
		<ARTICLE ,HERE T>
		<TELL ". ">
		<PERFORM ,V?EXAMINE ,GROUND>
		<TELL CR
"Apparently, you just materialised inside your own brain. This is very very
very nasty. You have two choices: quit now, or experience this materialisation
from the other end, in about five turns." CR>)
	       (<AND <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,SPEEDBOAT>
		     <FSET? ,SPEEDBOAT ,REVISITBIT>>
		<GOTO ,DAIS>)
	       (T
		<COND (<NOT <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,ENTRY-BAY>>
		       <MOVE ,MAIN-DRIVE ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>)>
		<GOTO ,DARK-FLAG>)>
	 <SETG DARK-FLAG <>>
	 <RTRUE>>

<ROUTINE MISSING? ()
	 <COND (<OR ,DARK-CONTROLLED
		    <G? ,DARK-COUNTER 3>>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (T
		<RFALSE>)>>

<ROUTINE DARK-ONE ()
	 <TELL "You can ">
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
		          <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,WAR-CHAMBER ,ENTRY-BAY>>>
		<TELL "hear nothing, ">)>
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
		          <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,HOLD ,LAIR>>>
		<TELL "smell nothing, ">)>
	 <TELL "taste nothing, ">
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
		          <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,COUNTRY-LANE ,SPEEDBOAT>>>
		<TELL "see nothing, ">)>
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
			  <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,LIVING-ROOM ,INSIDE-WHALE>>>
		<TELL "feel nothing, ">)>
	 <TELL "and are not even certain who you are." CR>>

<ROUTINE DARK-TWO ()
	 <TELL "You can ">
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
		          <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,COUNTRY-LANE ,SPEEDBOAT>>>
		<TELL "see nothing, ">)>
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
			  <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,LIVING-ROOM ,INSIDE-WHALE>>>
		<TELL "feel nothing, ">)>
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
		          <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,WAR-CHAMBER ,ENTRY-BAY>>>
		<TELL "hear nothing, ">)>
	 <TELL "taste nothing, ">
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
		          <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,HOLD ,LAIR>>>
		<TELL "smell nothing, ">)>
	 <TELL "and are not entirely certain who you are." CR>>

<ROUTINE DARK-THREE ()
	 <TELL "You can't ">
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
		          <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,WAR-CHAMBER ,ENTRY-BAY>>>
		<TELL "hear anything, ">)>
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
		          <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,COUNTRY-LANE ,SPEEDBOAT>>>
		<TELL "see anything, ">)>
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
		          <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,HOLD ,LAIR>>>
		<TELL "smell anything, ">)>
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
			  <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,LIVING-ROOM ,INSIDE-WHALE>>>
		<TELL "feel anything, ">)>
	 <TELL "or taste anything, and do not even know where you are
or who you are or how you got there." CR>>

<ROUTINE DARK-FOUR ()
	 <TELL "There's nothing you can taste, ">
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
		          <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,COUNTRY-LANE ,SPEEDBOAT>>>
		<TELL "nothing you can see, ">)>
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
		          <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,WAR-CHAMBER ,ENTRY-BAY>>>
		<TELL "nothing you can hear, ">)>
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
			  <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,LIVING-ROOM ,INSIDE-WHALE>>>
		<TELL "nothing you can feel, ">)>
	 <COND (<NOT <AND <MISSING?>
		          <EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,HOLD ,LAIR>>>
		<TELL "nothing you can smell, ">)>
	 <TELL "you do not even know who you are." CR>>

<ROUTINE BEAST-GUARD-FORD ()
	 <COND (<EQUAL? ,DARK-FLAG ,LAIR>
		<TELL "Bugblatter Beast">)
	       (<FSET? ,HOLD ,REVISITBIT>
		<TELL "guard">)
	       (T
		<TELL D ,FORD>)>>

<ROUTINE I-BRAIN-DEATH ()
	 <CRLF>
	 <TELL "The " D ,ARTHUR>
	 <JIGS-UP
" of five turns ago suddenly materialises inside your brain. There is an
incredibly nasty, cracking, scrunching noise, and blood and bone fly everywhere
as your head, to be perfectly frank about this, explodes. We did warn you.">
	 <RTRUE>>

;"tools"

<OBJECT TOOTHBRUSH
	(LOC BEDROOM)
	(DESC "toothbrush")
	(SYNONYM TOOTHBRUS BRUSH TOOL TOOLS)
	(ADJECTIVE TOOTH MY PROPER)
	(FLAGS TAKEBIT TRYTAKEBIT TOOLBIT)
	(SIZE 3)
	(GENERIC TWEEZERS)
	(ACTION TOOTHBRUSH-F)>

<ROUTINE TOOTHBRUSH-F ()
	 <COND (<AND <VERB? TAKE>
		     <NOT <FSET? ,TOOTHBRUSH ,TOUCHBIT>>>
		<MOVE ,TOOTHBRUSH ,PROTAGONIST>
		<FSET ,TOOTHBRUSH ,TOUCHBIT>
		<FCLEAR ,TOOTHBRUSH ,TRYTAKEBIT>
		<TELL
"As you pick up the " D ,TOOTHBRUSH " a tree outside the window collapses.
There is no causal relationship between these two events.">
		<COND (<FSET? ,PHONE ,TOUCHBIT>
		       <TWO-TREES>)>
		<CRLF>)>>

<OBJECT SCREWDRIVER
	(LOC BEDROOM)
	(DESC "flathead screwdriver")
	(SYNONYM SCREWDRIV TOOL TOOLS)
	(ADJECTIVE FLATHEAD PROPER)
	(FLAGS TAKEBIT TRYTAKEBIT TOOLBIT)
	(SIZE 3)
	(GENERIC TWEEZERS)>

<OBJECT WRENCH
	(LOC TOOLBOX)
	(DESC "laser-assisted monkey wrench")
	(SYNONYM WRENCH TOOL TOOLS)
	(ADJECTIVE LASER ASSISTED LASER-ASS MONKEY PROPER)
	(FLAGS TAKEBIT TOOLBIT)
	(SIZE 3)
	(GENERIC TWEEZERS)>

<OBJECT CHISEL
	(LOC PANTRY)
	(DESC "thermo-fusion chisel")
	(SYNONYM CHISEL TOOL TOOLS)
	(ADJECTIVE THERMO FUSION THERMO-FU PROPER)
	(FLAGS TAKEBIT TOOLBIT)
	(SIZE 3)
	(GENERIC TWEEZERS)>

<OBJECT AWL
	(LOC WAR-CHAMBER)
	(DESC "ultra-plasmic vacuum awl")
	(SYNONYM AWL TOOL TOOLS)
	(ADJECTIVE ULTRA PLASMIC ULTRA-PLA VACUUM PROPER)
	(FLAGS TAKEBIT VOWELBIT TOOLBIT)
	(SIZE 3)
	(GENERIC TWEEZERS)>

<OBJECT PLIERS
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS) ;"for purposes of MOBY-FIND"
	(DESC "pair of hypersonic pliers")
	(SYNONYM PAIR PLIERS TOOL TOOLS)
	(ADJECTIVE HYPERSONI PROPER)
	(FLAGS TAKEBIT TOOLBIT)
	(SIZE 3)
	(GENERIC TWEEZERS)>

<OBJECT TWEEZERS
	(LOC HANDBAG)
	(DESC "pair of tweezers")
	(SYNONYM TWEEZERS TWEEZER PAIR TOOL TOOLS)
	(ADJECTIVE PROPER)
	(FLAGS TAKEBIT TOOLBIT)
	(SIZE 3)
	(GENERIC TWEEZERS)>

<OBJECT PINCER
	(LOC BRIDGE)
	(DESC "molecular hyperwave pincer")
	(SYNONYM PINCER TOOL TOOLS)
	(ADJECTIVE MOLECULAR HYPERWAVE PROPER)
	(FLAGS TAKEBIT TOOLBIT)
	(SIZE 3)
	(GENERIC TWEEZERS)>

<OBJECT RASP
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS) ;"for the sake of MOBY-FIND"
	(DESC "ionic diffusion rasp")
	(SYNONYM RASP TOOL TOOLS)
	(ADJECTIVE IONIC DIFFUSION PROPER)
	(FLAGS TAKEBIT VOWELBIT TOOLBIT)
	(SIZE 3)
	(GENERIC TWEEZERS)> 

<OBJECT CHIPPER
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS) ;"for purposes of MOBY-FIND"
	(DESC "number twelve asteroid paint chipper")
	(SYNONYM CHIPPER TOOL TOOLS)
	(ADJECTIVE NUMBER TWELVE ASTEROID PAINT PROPER)
	(FLAGS TAKEBIT TOOLBIT)
	(SIZE 3)
	(GENERIC TWEEZERS)>

<CONSTANT TOOL-LIST
	<PLTABLE
	 SCREWDRIVER
	 WRENCH
	 CHISEL
	 AWL
	 PLIERS
	 TWEEZERS
	 PINCER
	 RASP
	 CHIPPER
	 TOOTHBRUSH>>

;"TEA stuff"

<GLOBAL HOLDING-NO-TEA T>

<ROUTINE LIQUID-SPILL ()
	 <COND (<PRSI? ,FLOWERPOT ,PLANT>
		<PERFORM ,V?WATER ,PRSI ,PRSO>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (T
		<MOVE ,PRSO ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
		<COND (<PRSO? ,BROWNIAN-SOURCE>
		       <SETG BROWNIAN-SOURCE <>>)
		      (<PRSO? ,PANEL-BLOCKER>
		       <SETG PANEL-BLOCKER <>>)>
		<TELL "It spills all over and then evaporates.">
		<COND (<PRSO? ,MINERAL-WATER>
		       <ANTI-LITTER "bottle">)
		      (T
		       <ANTI-LITTER "cup">)>
		<CRLF>)>>

<ROUTINE ANTI-LITTER (STRING)
	 <TELL " The " .STRING
" itself vaporises, part of the Galactic Anti-Litter Program.">>

<OBJECT TEA
	(LOC PAD)
        (DESC "tea")
	(DESCFCN TEA-DESCFCN)
	(SYNONYM TEA CUP)
	(ADJECTIVE REAL NICE HOT)
	(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT TAKEBIT TRYTAKEBIT DRINKBIT)
	(ACTION TEA-F)>

<ROUTINE TEA-DESCFCN ("OPTIONAL" X)
	 <DESCRIBE-DRINK ,TEA>>

<ROUTINE DESCRIBE-DRINK (DRINK)
	 <TELL "There is a nice, hot cup of " D .DRINK " here." CR>>

<ROUTINE TEA-F ()
	 <COND (<AND <VERB? TAKE>
		     <PRSO? ,TEA>>
		<MOVE ,TEA ,PROTAGONIST>
		<SETG HOLDING-NO-TEA <>>
		<TELL "no tea: Dropped." CR>)
	       (<VERB? DROP>
		<MOVE ,TEA ,HERE>
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,ACCESS-SPACE>
		       <SETG HOLDING-NO-TEA T>
		       <V-DROP>)
		      (,HOLDING-NO-TEA
		       <TELL "Dropped." CR>)
		      (T
		       <SETG HOLDING-NO-TEA T>
		       <TELL "no tea: Taken." CR>)>)
	       (<VERB? DRINK ENJOY DRINK-FROM>
		<COND (<NOT <HELD? ,PRSO>>
		       <TELL ,NOT-HOLDING " the cup!" CR>
		       <RTRUE>)>
		<SETG SCORE <+ ,SCORE 100>>
		<MOVE ,TEA ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
		<SETG HOLDING-NO-TEA T>
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,TEA ,BROWNIAN-SOURCE>
		       <SETG BROWNIAN-SOURCE <>>)>
		<TELL
"It is the finest tea you have ever tasted. It has almost made this
entire misadventure seem worthwhile. You experience several moments
of complete happiness and relaxation.">
		<ANTI-LITTER "cup">
		<CRLF>)
	       (<VERB? POUR THROW>
		<LIQUID-SPILL>)
	       (<VERB? EXAMINE LOOK-INSIDE>
		<TELL
,IT-LOOKS-LIKE " it has even more" ,BROWNIAN " than " D ,SUBSTITUTE "!">
		<COND (<PRSO? ,BROWNIAN-SOURCE>
		       <TELL " ">
		       <PERFORM ,V?EXAMINE ,DANGLY-BIT>
		       <RTRUE>)
		      (T
		       <CRLF>)>)>>

<OBJECT NO-TEA
	(LOC GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
	(DESC "no tea")
	(SYNONYM TEA)
	(ADJECTIVE NO)
	(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT TRYTAKEBIT)
	(ACTION NO-TEA-F)>

<ROUTINE NO-TEA-F ()
	 <COND (<AND <VERB? TAKE PICK-UP DROP>
		     <PRSO? ,NO-TEA>
		     <NOT <FSET? ,PARTICLE ,MUNGEDBIT>>>
		<TELL
"Your common sense tells you that you can't do that." CR>)
	       (<AND <VERB? TAKE PICK-UP>
		     <PRSO? ,NO-TEA>
		     <NOT ,HOLDING-NO-TEA>>
		<SETG HOLDING-NO-TEA T>
		<TELL "no tea: Taken." CR>)
	       (<AND <VERB? SHOW GIVE>
		     <PRSI? ,SCREENING-DOOR>>
		<RFALSE>)
	       (<AND <VERB? ASK-ABOUT>
		     <PRSO? ,GUIDE>>
		<RFALSE>)
	       (<AND <VERB? ASK-FOR>
		     <PRSO? ,NUTRIMAT>>
		<PERFORM ,V?RUB ,PAD>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (T
		<TELL
"You're talking complete nonsense; pull yourself together." CR>)>>

<ROUTINE TEA-PRINT (OBJ) ;"tells MAIN-LOOP when to print OBJ: with VERB ALL"
	 <COND (<NOT <EQUAL? .OBJ ,TEA ,NO-TEA>>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (<VERB? SHOW>
		<RTRUE>)
	       (<EQUAL? .OBJ ,TEA>
		<COND (<VERB? TAKE>
		       <COND (<HELD? ,TEA>
			      <RTRUE>)
			     (<AND ,PRSI
				   <NOT <PRSI? <LOC ,PRSO>>>>
			      <RTRUE>)
			     (T
			      <RFALSE>)>)
		      (<AND <VERB? DROP>
			    <NOT ,HOLDING-NO-TEA>>
		       <RFALSE>)>)
	       (<AND <EQUAL? .OBJ ,NO-TEA>
		     <VERB? TAKE>
		     <NOT ,HOLDING-NO-TEA>>
		<RFALSE>)
	       (T
		<RTRUE>)>>

;"THUMB and GUIDE stuff"

<OBJECT THUMB
	(LOC SATCHEL)
	(DESC "electronic Sub-Etha signaling device")
	(SYNONYM THUMB DEVICE SENSO)
	(ADJECTIVE ELECTRONI SUB-ETHA SIGNALING SMALL BLACK LITTLE BLINKING)
	(SIZE 10)
	(FLAGS TAKEBIT VOWELBIT CONTBIT OPENBIT)
	(ACTION THUMB-F)>

<ROUTINE THUMB-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? EXAMINE>
		<TELL
"The " D ,THUMB " is shaped like a small fist with an extended thumb. Various
lights along its \"knuckles\" are currently ">
		<COND (<OR <IN? ,FLEET ,HERE>
			   <EQUAL? ,HERE ,AIRLOCK ,INSIDE-WHALE>>
		       <TELL
"blinking wildly, indicating a spaceship in the vicinity">)
		      (T
		       <TELL "dark">)>
		<TELL
". It has two small buttons, a red one labelled \"Call Engineer\" and a green
one labelled \"Hitchhike.\"">
		<FINE-PRODUCT>
		<TELL
" Affixed to the Thumb is a lifetime " D ,GUARANTEE "." CR>)
	       (<AND <VERB? TAKE>
		     <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
		     <IN? ,FLEET ,HERE>
		     <NOT <IN? ,THUMB ,SATCHEL>>>
		<TELL ,DRIVEN-BACK CR>)
	       (<VERB? OPEN CLOSE LOOK-INSIDE>
		<TELL "Impossible." CR>)>>

<OBJECT RED-BUTTON
	(LOC THUMB)
	(DESC "red button")
	(SYNONYM BUTTON)
	(ADJECTIVE RED SMALL)
	(FLAGS NDESCBIT INTEGRALBIT)
	(SIZE 1)
	(ACTION RED-BUTTON-F)>

<ROUTINE RED-BUTTON-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? PUSH>
		<COND (<NOT <HELD? ,THUMB>>
		       <PERFORM ,V?PUSH ,GREEN-BUTTON>
		       <RTRUE>)
		      (<IN? ,ENGINEER ,HERE>
		       <TELL
"Another " D ,ENGINEER " zips up, spots the first one, looks confused,
and leaves again." CR>)
		      (T
		       <MOVE ,ENGINEER ,HERE>
		       <MOVE ,BIKE ,HERE>
		       <ENABLE <QUEUE I-ENGINEER 2>>
		       <TELL
"With a screech of ion brakes a " ,SCC " Repair Robot pulls up on a bike
from out of the Sub-Etha." CR>)>)>>

<OBJECT GREEN-BUTTON
	(LOC THUMB)
	(DESC "green button")
	(SYNONYM BUTTON)
	(ADJECTIVE GREEN SMALL HITCHHIKE)
	(FLAGS NDESCBIT INTEGRALBIT)
	(SIZE 1)
	(ACTION GREEN-BUTTON-F)>

<ROUTINE GREEN-BUTTON-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? PUSH>
		<COND (<NOT <HELD? ,THUMB>>
		       <TELL ,NOT-HOLDING " the " D ,THUMB "." CR>
		       <SETG P-IT-OBJECT ,THUMB>)
		      (<AND <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
			    <IN? ,FLEET ,HERE>>
		       <MOVE ,THUMB ,HERE>
		       <TELL ,THUMB-FUMBLE CR>)
		      (<FSET? ,THUMB ,MUNGEDBIT>
		       <TELL "The" ,THUMB-CLICKS CR>)
		      (<IN? ,FLEET ,HERE>
		       <COND (<EQUAL? ,DRUNK-LEVEL 3>
			      <TELL
"Lights whirl sickeningly around your head, the ground arches away beneath
your feet, and every atom of your being is scrambled, an experience you're
probably going to have to get used to. You are in..." CR CR>
			      <LEAVE-EARTH>
			      <GOTO ,DARK>)
			     (T
			      <TELL "A" ,BEAM>
			      <JIGS-UP
" is certainly a shock to the system. Too bad you didn't consume
enough alcohol to withstand it.">
			      <RTRUE>)>)
		      (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,AIRLOCK ,INSIDE-WHALE>
		       <TELL
"Every molecule in your body gets pulled away from every other molecule.
Then suddenly they snap back together again like elastic, and you find,
with a dizzy head and very sore molecules, that you are in..." CR CR>
		       <SETG HEART-PROB 100>
		       <GOTO ,DARK>)
		      (T
		       <FSET ,THUMB ,MUNGEDBIT>
		       <TELL
"The Thumb winks and flashes for a second. Nothing further happens." CR>)>)>>

<OBJECT GUARANTEE
	(LOC THUMB)
	(DESC "guarantee")
	(SYNONYM GUARANTEE WARRANTY PLAQUE)
	(ADJECTIVE LIFETIME)
	(FLAGS NDESCBIT INTEGRALBIT)
	(SIZE 2)
	(ACTION GUARANTEE-F)>

<ROUTINE GUARANTEE-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? READ EXAMINE>
		<TELL
"The lifetime " D ,GUARANTEE " states that the Thumb will be repaired on site
by trained " ,SCC " Field Engineers." CR>)>>

<OBJECT ENGINEER
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS) ;"just for the purpose of MOBY-FIND"
	(DESC "Engineer robot")
	(SYNONYM ROBOT ENGINEER)
	(ADJECTIVE ENGINE)
	(FLAGS VOWELBIT ACTORBIT CONTBIT OPENBIT SEARCHBIT)
	(ACTION ENGINEER-F)>

<ROUTINE ENGINEER-F ()
	 <COND (<EQUAL? ,ENGINEER ,WINNER>
		<ENABLE <QUEUE I-ENGINEER 2>>
		<COND (<AND <VERB? TELL-ABOUT>
			    <PRSO? ,ME>>
		       <SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
		       <PERFORM ,V?ASK-ABOUT ,ENGINEER ,PRSI>
		       <SETG WINNER ,ENGINEER>
		       <RTRUE>)
		      (<VERB? HELLO>
		       <SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
		       <PERFORM ,V?HELLO ,ENGINEER>
		       <SETG WINNER ,ENGINEER>
		       <RTRUE>)
		      (<AND <VERB? REPAIR>
			    <PRSO? ,THUMB>>
		       <COND (<IN? ,THUMB ,ENGINEER>
			      <TELL "\"I'm doing my best...\"" CR>
			      <RTRUE>)>
		       <SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
		       <MOVE ,THUMB ,PROTAGONIST>
		       <PERFORM ,V?GIVE ,THUMB ,ENGINEER>
		       <SETG WINNER ,ENGINEER>
		       <RTRUE>)
		      (<VERB? REPAIR>
		       <TELL "\"I repair only " D ,THUMB "s!\"" CR>)
		      (<AND <VERB? YES>
			    <EQUAL? ,AWAITING-REPLY 12>>
		       <V-YES>)
		      (<AND <VERB? NO>
			    <EQUAL? ,AWAITING-REPLY 12>>
		       <V-NO>)
		      (T
		       <TELL
"\"Can't chat, pal, I'm attending to an important repair call.\"" CR>
		       <FUCKING-CLEAR>)>)
	       (<AND <VERB? GIVE SHOW>
		     <PRSO? ,THUMB>>
		<COND (<FSET? ,THUMB ,MUNGEDBIT>
		       <ENABLE <QUEUE I-ENGINEER 2>>
		       <SETG THUMB-SHOWN 1>
		       <MOVE ,THUMB ,ENGINEER>
		       <TELL
"The " D ,ENGINEER " takes it, looks at it with horror, shakes his head, sighs,
and says, \"Who sold you this then?\"" CR CR>
		       <PRINTI ">">
		       <PUTB ,P-INBUF 1 0>
		       <READ ,P-INBUF ,P-LEXV>
		       <TELL
"The " D ,ENGINEER " ignores your reply and shakes the Thumb despondently.
\"This is a model 13X,\" he says. \"Not meant for this sort of job. Anyway,
it's discontinued. Can't get the parts.\"" CR>)
		      (T
		       <MOVE ,THUMB ,PROTAGONIST>
		       <ENGINEER-LEAVE>
		       <TELL
"The " D ,ENGINEER " takes the Thumb, shakes it, looks it up and down.
\"Seems to be working OK to me. Unusual for a 13X.\" He hands it back
and" ,ROARS-OFF "." CR>)>)
	       (<AND <VERB? GIVE SHOW>
		     <PRSO? ,GUARANTEE>>
		<COND (<NOT <FSET? ,THUMB ,MUNGEDBIT>>
		       <PERFORM ,V?GIVE ,THUMB ,ENGINEER>
		       <RTRUE>)>
		<FCLEAR ,THUMB ,MUNGEDBIT>
		<ENGINEER-LEAVE>
		<MOVE ,THUMB ,PROTAGONIST>
		<COND (<EQUAL? ,THUMB-SHOWN 0>
		       <TELL
"The " D ,ENGINEER " looks quizzically at the " D ,GUARANTEE " and says it's
expired but he'll see what he can do. " ,FIDDLES "\"Can't promise anything.\"
He" ,ROARS-OFF "." CR>)
		      (T
		       <SETG THUMB-SHOWN 0>
		       <TELL
"The " D, ENGINEER " looks at it sceptically. \"Guaranteed to work normally for
life,\" he mutters. \"Well, it's perfectly normal for a 13X to break down. And
this one's reached the end of its life anyway. But I'll see what I can do.\""
CR CR ,FIDDLES "\"Best I can do for a 13X on an expired " D ,GUARANTEE ",\" he
says. \"Can't promise anything.\" He" ,ROARS-OFF "." CR>)>)>>

<GLOBAL ENGINEER-COUNTER 0>

<GLOBAL THUMB-SHOWN 0>

<ROUTINE ENGINEER-LEAVE ()
	 <COND (<IN? ,THUMB ,ENGINEER>
		<COND (<IN? ,ENGINEER ,HERE>
		       <MOVE ,THUMB ,PROTAGONIST>)
		      (T
		       <MOVE ,THUMB <LOC ,ENGINEER>>)>)>
	 <MOVE ,ENGINEER ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
	 <MOVE ,BIKE ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
	 <DISABLE <INT I-ENGINEER>>
	 <SETG THUMB-SHOWN 0>
	 <SETG ENGINEER-COUNTER 0>>

<ROUTINE I-ENGINEER ()
	 <ENABLE <QUEUE I-ENGINEER -1>>
	 <SETG ENGINEER-COUNTER <+ ,ENGINEER-COUNTER 1>>
	 <COND (<NOT <IN? ,ENGINEER ,HERE>>
		<ENGINEER-LEAVE>
		<RFALSE>)>
	 <CRLF>
	 <COND (<EQUAL? ,THUMB-SHOWN 1>
		<SETG THUMB-SHOWN 2>
		<TELL
"The " D ,ENGINEER " ignores you completely. \"See, this is the model with
the 5kz booster,\" he says. \"Hopeless.\" He shakes his head grimly." CR>)
	       (<EQUAL? ,THUMB-SHOWN 2>
		<TELL
"The " D ,ENGINEER " ignores you. \"What you want, you see, is one of the new
Mk7's. Only you can't get them. Out of stock till Zarkmas. Sorry.\" He">
		<COND (<IN? ,THUMB ,ENGINEER>
		       <TELL " gives the defunct Thumb back and">)>
		<ENGINEER-LEAVE>
		<TELL ,ROARS-OFF "." CR>)
	       (<EQUAL? ,ENGINEER-COUNTER 1>
		<SETG AWAITING-REPLY 12>
		<ENABLE <QUEUE I-REPLY 2>>
		<TELL
"The " D, ENGINEER " looks around. \"Somebody call the repair service?\"" CR>)
	       (<EQUAL? ,ENGINEER-COUNTER 2>
		<TELL
"The " D ,ENGINEER " looks impatient and guns the throttle of his cycle." CR>)
	       (T
		<ENGINEER-LEAVE>
		<TELL
"\"Probably a kid playing around with someone else's Thumb,\" grumbles the "
D ,ENGINEER " and" ,ROARS-OFF "." CR>)>>

<OBJECT BIKE
	(LOC LOCAL-GLOBALS) ;"for purposes of MOBY-FIND"
	(DESC "bike")
	(SYNONYM BIKE CYCLE)
	(ADJECTIVE ION)
	(FLAGS NDESCBIT TRYTAKEBIT)>

<OBJECT GUIDE
	(LOC SATCHEL)
	(DESC "The Hitchhiker's Guide")
	(DESCFCN GUIDE-DESCFCN)
	(SYNONYM COPY GUIDE)
	(ADJECTIVE HITCHHIKE SUB-ETHA)
	(SIZE 10)
	(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT TAKEBIT READBIT)
	(TEXT "Try: CONSULT GUIDE ABOUT (something).")
	(ACTION GUIDE-F)>

<ROUTINE GUIDE-DESCFCN ("OPTIONAL" X)
	 <TELL "There is a copy of " ,GUIDE-NAME " here." CR>>

<ROUTINE GUIDE-F ()
	 <COND (<VERB? EXAMINE>
		<TELL
"The Guide is a Mark II model. Its only resemblance to the Mark IV pictured
in the brochure in your game package is the large, friendly \"Don't Panic!\"
on its cover.|
|
The Guide is a Sub-Etha Relay. You can use it to tap information from a huge
and distant data bank by consulting the Guide about some item or subject." CR>)
	       (<AND <VERB? ASK-ABOUT>
		     <PRSO? ,GUIDE>>
		<COND (<FSET? ,TOWEL ,WORNBIT>
		       <TELL ,WITH-TOWEL CR>
		       <RTRUE>)
		      (<PRSI? ,ACCESS-SPACE>
		       <TELL
"Suddenly, agents of the " ,AGENCY " pop in using Sub-Etha belts, rough you up
a bit, tell you there's no such thing as the " ,AGENCY " and never to consult "
D ,GUIDE " about the " ,AGENCY " again; then they leave." CR>
		       <RTRUE>)>
		<TELL
"The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes
up with the following entry:" CR CR>
		<COND (<PRSI? ,GUIDE>
		       <TELL
D ,GUIDE " is a wholly remarkable product." ,ALREADY-KNOW-THAT CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,DANGLY-BIT ,SMALL-RECEPTACLE ,LARGE-PLUG
			      ,SMALL-PLUG ,GREEN-BUTTON ,RED-BUTTON>
		       <TELL "Part of">
		       <COND (<AND <PRSI? ,LARGE-PLUG>
				   <NOT <IN? ,LARGE-PLUG ,SPARE-DRIVE>>>
			      <ARTICLE ,SPARE-DRIVE>)
			     (T
			      <ARTICLE <LOC ,PRSI>>)>
		       <TELL "." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,WAR-CHAMBER>
		       <TELL
"If you have to consult the Guide about that, you're probably in serious
shape. Consult a medic instead." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,DAMOGRAN>
		       <TELL
D ,DAMOGRAN " is a planet whose surface is mostly water. It is a favourite
spot for Presidential dedication ceremonies" ,ALSO-SEE "France." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,CLIFF>
		       <TELL
"France is the largest landmass on the planet " D ,DAMOGRAN "." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,HEART-OF-GOLD>
		       <TELL
"There is absolutely no such spaceship as " D ,HEART-OF-GOLD " and anything
you've ever read in this spot to the contrary was just a prank.|
   -- " ,AGENCY CR>) 
		      (<PRSI? ,POETRY>
		       <TELL
D ,POETRY " is so awful that even the Sarkopsi of Burphon XII, whose religion
strictly forbids the taking of one's life, consider suicide a preferable
alternative to a " D ,POETRY " reading." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,VOGON-CAPTAIN ,FLEET>
		       <TELL
"Vogons, whose specialties are bureaucracy and planet-smashing, are the most
unpleasant race in the Galaxy. They wouldn't think twice about throwing someone
into space, and wouldn't lift a finger to save their own grandmother from the "
D ,BEAST ,ALSO-SEE D ,POETRY " and the " D ,BEAST "." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,BEER ,PUB>
		       <TELL
"Alcohol, in addition to its familiar enjoyable effects, also helps cushion
the shock of" ,BEAM "s." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,BRIDGE>
		       <TELL
"The best randomness generator is simple" ,BROWNIAN ". Any hot gas or
liquid is a good source." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,GALLEY>
		       <TELL
"The " ,SCC " incompetently produces a wide range of inefficient and unreliable
high-tech machinery. However, thanks to SCC's ruthless marketing division, this
junk accounts for over 95% of the high-tech machinery sold in the Galaxy.
(SCC's marketing division will be the first against the wall when the
revolution comes.)" CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,PANTRY>
		       <TELL
"Thirty million generations of philosophers have debated the definition of
intelligence. The most popular definition appears in the " ,SCC " android
manuals: \"Intelligence is the ability to reconcile totally contradictory
situations without going completely bonkers -- for example, having a stomach
ache and not having a stomach ache at the same time, holding a hole without
the doughnut, having good luck and bad luck simultaneously, or seeing a real
estate agent waive his fee.\"" CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,SCREENING-DOOR>
		       <TELL
"These " ,SCC " doors screen visitors for such qualities as intelligence
and ability to time travel" ,ALSO-SEE ,SCC ", " ,GPP ", Intelligence,
and Time Travel." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,HATCHWAY ,MARVIN ,EDDIE>
		       <TELL
,GPP " are a misguided attempt by the " ,SCC " to make their machines behave
more like people. Among the more miserable failures: paranoid-depressive
robots and overprotective computers." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,DARK>
		       <TELL
"A must for the serious hitchhiker, peril-sensitive sunglasses darken at the
first hint of danger, thus shielding the wearer from seeing anything alarming.
Recommended brand: Joo Janta." CR>)   
		      (<PRSI? ,RAMP>
		       <TELL
"According to legend, Magrathea was a planet that amassed incredible wealth by
manufacturing " D ,OTHER-PLANETS ". The legends also mention it as the setting
of the very eagerly awaited second Infocom Hitchhiker's game." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,ENGINE-ROOM ,MAIN-DRIVE ,SPARE-DRIVE>
		       <TELL
"Scientists have long known how to produce FINITE amounts of improbability,
using a " ,FIG ", an " D ,PLOTTER " and a good source of" ,BROWNIAN ".
Recently, however, they have learned to generate INFINITE amounts, thanks to
the invention of the In" ,FIG ". It is rumored that an" ,IID ", based on this
new generator, is currently under development" ,ALSO-SEE D ,PLOTTER " and"
,BROWNIAN "." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,PLOTTER>
		       <TELL
"The " D ,PLOTTER " is one of the primary application devices of
Improbability Physics." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,PEANUTS ,HOLD>
		       <TELL
"Sources of protein, such as the common peanut, are carried by all serious
hitchhikers. Protein loss occurs in" ,BEAM "s and you will become groggy
unless you replace it immediately." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,NUTRIMAT ,NUT-COM-INTERFACE>
		       <TELL
"A typically unreliable " ,SCC " product, the " D ,NUTRIMAT " analyses
the user's neural paths to provide the (supposedly) ideal offering. Its
computing power is frankly abysmal, so the optional computer interface
is a good thing to go for.">
		       <CRLF>)
		      (<PRSI? ,POCKET-FLUFF ,JACKET-FLUFF
			      ,SATCHEL-FLUFF ,CUSHION-FLUFF>
		       <TELL
"Fluff is interesting stuff: a deadly poison on Bodega Minor, the diet staple
of Frazelon V, the unit of currency on the moons of the Blurfoid system, and
the major crop of the laundry supplies planet, Blastus III.|
One ancient legend claims that four pieces of fluff lie scattered around the
Galaxy; each forming one quarter of the seedling of a tree with amazing
properties, the sole survivor of the tropical planet Fuzzbol (Footnote 8).|
The ultimate source of fluff is still a mystery, with the scientific community
torn between the Big Lint Bang theory and the White Lint Hole theory." CR>) 
		      (<OR <PRSI? ,ZAPHOD>
			   <AND <PRSI? ,ME>
				<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,ZAPHOD>>>
		       <TELL D ,ZAPHOD " is the current" ,PRESIDENT "." CR>) 
		      (<PRSI? ,BABEL-FISH>
		       <TELL
"A mind-bogglingly improbable creature. A " D ,BABEL-FISH ", when placed in
one's ear, allows one to understand any language." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,TOWEL>
		       <TELL
"A towel is the most useful thing (besides the Guide) a Galactic hitchhiker
can have. Its uses include travel, combat, communications, protection from the
elements, hand-drying and reassurance. Towels have great symbolic value, with
many associated points of honour. Never mock the towel of another, even if it
has little pink and blue flowers on it. Never do something to somebody else's
towel that you would not want them to do to yours. And, if you borrow the towel
of another, you MUST return it before leaving their world." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,THUMB ,GUARANTEE>
		       <TELL
"The Electronic Sub-Etha Auto Hitching Thumb is a wonderful thing, but should
not be mistreated. If used while a ship is near, you will be transported there.
If no ship is in the vicinity, you will place a heavy strain on the Thumb's
logic circuits, which could lead to malfunction. The Thumb carries the usual "
,SCC " lifetime " D ,GUARANTEE "s." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,MINERAL-WATER>
		       <TELL
"A strong body of opinion holds that this is not water at all, despite the
claims on the label about how pure the spring is, and all that tosh about
sparkling babbling brooks and so on. There is something highly suspect about
the water on Santraginus Five, as anyone who's ever met any of their fish
will tell you." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,BEAST>
		       <TELL
"The " D ,BEAST " is a mind-bogglingly stupid animal. It has almost no capacity
for learning from experience and is therefore surprised by virtually everything
that happens to it. Here is an example of how stupid it is: it thinks that if
you can't see it, it can't see you.|
Its behaviour would be quite endearing if it wasn't spoilt by this one
thing: it is the most violently carnivorous creature in the Galaxy. Avoid,
avoid, avoid." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,FRONT-PORCH>
		       <TELL
"A thoroughly unpleasant means of travelling which involves tearing you apart
in one place and slamming you back together in another. (Of course, it's
better than the older method, where disassembled people would be transmitted
down phone lines and arrive in a garbled and sometimes completely disconnected
state.) You should have a drink or two or three before going through one"
,ALSO-SEE "Galaxia Woonbeam, Alcohol and Protein." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>
		       <TELL
"Galaxia Woonbeam is the author of \"Slimmer's Guide to Weightloss During
Matter Disassembly Transition.\" This text is currently the subject of the
biggest suit for criminal negligence damages in history and is unavailable
at this time." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,ENTRY-BAY>
		       <TELL
"The best drink in existence; somewhat like having your brains smashed out by
a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,THIRD-PLANET ,MAZE>
		       <TELL "Mostly harmless." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,COUNTRY-LANE>
		       <TELL ,SPACE-TEXT CR>)
		      (<FSET? ,PRSI ,TOOLBIT>
		       <TELL
"The editor responsible for entries under this heading has been out to lunch
for a couple of years but is expected back soon, at which point there will be
rapid updates. Until then, don't panic, unless your situation is really a life
or death one, in which case, sure, go ahead, panic." CR>)
		      (<PRSI? ,BEDROOM ,RIFLES ,BLASTER ,TEA ,NO-TEA ,BEAST-GUN
			      ,SUBSTITUTE ,AFT-CORRIDOR ,AIRLOCK ,INSIDE-WHALE>
		       <TELL
"Sorry, that portion of our Sub-Etha database was accidentally deleted last
night during a wild office party. The lost data will be restored as soon as
we find someone who knows where the back-up tapes are kept, if indeed any
are kept at all." CR>)
		      (T
		       <TELL
"That is one of the Great Unanswered Questions. For a list of the others,
consult the Guide." CR>)>)>>

<CONSTANT SPACE-TEXT
"If you hyperventilate and then empty your lungs, you will last about thirty
seconds in the vacuum of space. However, because space is so vastly hugely
mind-bogglingly big, getting picked up by another ship within those thirty
seconds is almost infinitely improbable.">

;"shared stuff"

<ROUTINE CANT-SEE (OBJ)
	 <TELL "You can't see">
	 <COND (<NOT <NAME? .OBJ>>
		<TELL " any">)>
	 <COND (<EQUAL? .OBJ ,PRSO>
		<PRSO-PRINT>)
	       (T
		<PRSI-PRINT>)>
	 <TELL " here." CR>
	 <FUCKING-CLEAR>>

<ROUTINE TELL-ME-HOW ()
	 <TELL "You must tell me how to do that to">
	 <ARTICLE ,PRSO>
	 <TELL "." CR>>

<ROUTINE OUT-OF-FIRST (VEHICLE)
	 <TELL "You'll have to get out of the " D .VEHICLE " first." CR>>

<ROUTINE PRIVATE (STRING)
	 <TELL
"You can't. It's not yours. It's " .STRING "'s and it's private." CR>>

<ROUTINE NOT-VERY-GOOD (STRING)
	 <TELL "It's not a very good " .STRING ", is it?" CR>>

<ROUTINE FACTOR (STRING)
	 <TELL
" at an improbability factor of 2 to the " .STRING "th power to 1 against.">>

<ROUTINE REMOVING-BIT ()
	 <TELL "(removing the " D ,DANGLY-BIT " first)" CR>>

<ROUTINE PART-OF ()
	 <TELL "You can't --">
	 <ARTICLE ,PRSO T>
	 <TELL " is an integral part of">
	 <ARTICLE <LOC ,PRSO> T>
	 <TELL "." CR>>

<ROUTINE BUT-THAT-MAN (STRING)
	 <TELL
"Pointing toward Prosser, " .STRING ", \"But that man ">
	 <COND (,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED
		<TELL "just knocked">)
	       (T
		<TELL "wants to knock">)>
	 <TELL " my house down!\"">>

<ROUTINE CUSHION ()
	 <TELL
" cushion your system against the coming shock of the" ,BEAM ".">>

<ROUTINE FINE-PRODUCT ()
	 <TELL " It bears a small label which reads \"Another fine product
of the " ,SCC ".\"">>

<ROUTINE MAKE-WAY-FOR ()
	 <TELL
" a " D ,FLEET " unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way
for a new hyperspace bypass." CR>>

<ROUTINE OWN-FEET ()
	 <TELL "You are now on your feet." CR>>

<CONSTANT DOWN-WELL "It goes down well.">

<CONSTANT NOT-PLUGGED "It's not plugged into anything!">

<CONSTANT LYING-ABOUT-EXIT "(We were lying about the exit to port.) ">

<CONSTANT ROARS-OFF " roars off on his ion bike into the Sub-Etha">

<CONSTANT FIDDLES
"He fiddles with the Thumb for a moment or two before handing it back. ">

<CONSTANT LOOK-AROUND "Look around you.">

<CONSTANT TOO-DARK "It's too dark to see!">

<CONSTANT CANT-GO "You can't go that way.">

<CONSTANT YOU-ARE "You already are!">

<CONSTANT ALREADY-OPEN "It is already open.">

<CONSTANT ALREADY-CLOSED "It is already closed.">

<CONSTANT REFERRING "I don't see what you're referring to.">

<CONSTANT WHILE-LYING "You can't do that while you're lying down!">

<CONSTANT WITH-TOWEL "With a towel wrapped around your head!?!">

<CONSTANT ZEN "A brave, Zen-like effort. It fails.">

<CONSTANT BULLDOZER-PILES "The bulldozer piles into the side of your home.">

<CONSTANT IT-LOOKS-LIKE "It looks like">

<CONSTANT CLAWS " its tungsten carbide Vast-Pain claws">

<CONSTANT PRESIDENT " President of the Galaxy">

<CONSTANT SCC "Sirius Cybernetics Corporation">

<CONSTANT BEAM " matter transference beam">

<CONSTANT FLEET-PLUNGES "The battle fleet plunges toward Earth and">

<CONSTANT ABOVE-NOISE "He can't hear you above the noise." >

<CONSTANT BATTLE-SHORTS " black jewelled battle shorts, ">

<CONSTANT CLOUD-OF-STEAM " in a cloud of green, sweet-smelling steam. ">

<CONSTANT GUIDE-NAME "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy">

<CONSTANT ALREADY-KNOW-THAT 
" But then again you must already know that, since you bought one.">

<CONSTANT THUMB-CLICKS " Thumb merely makes a few feeble clicking noises.">

<CONSTANT BROWNIAN " Brownian motion">

<CONSTANT ASK-ABOUT-OBJECT "\"Oh...you're trying to figure that out also? The
manual's not much help, is it? By the way, do you know your score? I don't.
My computer doesn't have a status line.\"">

<CONSTANT DRIVEN-BACK "You struggle to reach the Thumb, but the wind is too
fierce and you are driven back.">

<CONSTANT GUARDS-REALIZE "A wisp of an inkling of a thought penetrates the
three-inch thickness of solid bone surrounding the guards' very tiny brains
that something suspicious is going on. ">

<CONSTANT GETTING-CLOSE " You're getting close, though.">

<CONSTANT GPP "Genuine People Personalities">

<CONSTANT ALSO-SEE ". Also see the entries on ">

<CONSTANT JUST-AS 
"Just as the Beast is trying to work out where you've disappeared to, it ">

<CONSTANT BUDGE "It won't budge.">

<CONSTANT BEAST-DESC
"You notice the Beast's Lasero-Zap eyes, its Swivel Shear Teeth, and its
several dozen tungsten carbide Vast-Pain claws, forged in the sun furnaces
of Zangrijad. It has skin like a motorway and breath like a 747.">

<CONSTANT NOT-HOLDING "You're not holding">

<CONSTANT WITH-PASSION
" with passion, and ignores a passing microscopic space fleet.">

<CONSTANT DIALING-TONE " A moment later, the dialing tone is suddenly cut off.
Glancing through the window you can't help but notice the large old oak tree of
which you are particularly fond crashing down through the phone cable.">

<CONSTANT ANNOUNCEMENT "\"Announcement, announcement. This is ">

<CONSTANT HANDS-OFF "The barman snaps \"Hands off until you pay for it!\"">

<CONSTANT ARRESTED "Do you want to get arrested for indecent exposure?">

<CONSTANT AGENCY "Galactic Security Agency">

<CONSTANT LOST-PLANET " the legendary lost planet of Magrathea">

<CONSTANT DONT-MIX
"Despite your hangover, you recall that Zaphod and water don't mix.">

<CONSTANT CROWD-CHEERS "The crowd cheers wildly! It thinks you're terrific.">

<CONSTANT HUMANS "Humans are so depressingly ">

<CONSTANT EYE-STALK "electronic eye stalk shoots up from the hood, ">

<CONSTANT SLOWLY-DAWNS
" Slowly it dawns on the creature that someone is trying to make a fool
of it. It starts to look for you again.">

<CONSTANT IID " Infinite Improbability Drive">

<CONSTANT FIG "finite Improbability Generator">

<CONSTANT ROBOT-FLIES-IN
"A small upper-half-of-the-room cleaning robot flies into the room, ">

<CONSTANT ON-OTHER-SIDE "standing on the other side">

<CONSTANT MOP " the manual override receptacle">

<CONSTANT NICE-DAY "t's a bright morning, the sun is shining, the birds are
singing, the meadows are blooming">

<CONSTANT GET-RID " you've been trying to get rid of it for years.">

<CONSTANT THUMB-FUMBLE "You fumble with the Thumb as you hold onto the tree
against the fierce wind. It falls to the ground near Arthur's feet.">

<CONSTANT ENGAGED " all circuits are currently engaged by the ">