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2454 lines
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"EARTH for
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THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
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(c) Copyright 1984 Infocom, Inc. All Rights Reserved."
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<OBJECT HOME
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(IN LOCAL-GLOBALS)
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(DESC "your home")
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(SYNONYM HOME)
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(ADJECTIVE MY YOUR)
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(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT)
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(ACTION HOME-F)>
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<ROUTINE HOME-F ()
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<COND (<AND ,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED
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<VERB? ENJOY>>
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<TELL
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,ZEN " You can't enjoy a " D ,RUBBLE " properly till it's at least a hundred
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years old. Also, you are haunted by the tragic vision of your favourite teapot
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lying shattered among the dust.|
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There is also the matter of all your clothes." CR>)
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(<VERB? THROUGH WALK-TO BOARD>
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<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE ,FRONT-PORCH>
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<DO-WALK ,P?NORTH>)
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(<EQUAL? ,HERE ,BEDROOM>
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<TELL ,LOOK-AROUND CR>)
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(T
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<V-WALK-AROUND>)>)
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(<VERB? LEAVE EXIT DISEMBARK>
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<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-PORCH>
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<DO-WALK ,P?SOUTH>)
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(<EQUAL? ,HERE ,BEDROOM>
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<V-WALK-AROUND>)
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(T
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<TELL ,LOOK-AROUND CR>)>)
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(<AND <VERB? LIE-DOWN>
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<EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>
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,IN-FRONT-FLAG>
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<PERFORM ,V?LIE-DOWN ,GROUND>
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<RTRUE>)
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(<AND <VERB? EXAMINE>
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,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED>
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<TELL "It is now a " D ,RUBBLE "." CR>)
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(<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD> ;"since DESC is YOUR HOME"
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<UNIMPORTANT-THING-F>)>>
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<OBJECT HOUSE
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(IN LOCAL-GLOBALS)
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(DESC "it")
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(SYNONYM HOUSE)
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(ADJECTIVE MY YOUR)
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(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT)
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(ACTION HOUSE-F)>
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<ROUTINE HOUSE-F ()
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<COND (<PRSO? ,HOUSE>
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<PERFORM ,PRSA ,HOME ,PRSI>
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<RTRUE>)
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(T
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<PERFORM ,PRSA ,PRSO ,HOME>
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<RTRUE>)>>
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<OBJECT RUBBLE
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(IN LOCAL-GLOBALS)
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(DESC "pile of rubble")
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(SYNONYM PILE RUBBLE DEBRIS)
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(FLAGS NDESCBIT)
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(ACTION HOME-F)>
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<ROUTINE I-HOUSEWRECK ()
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<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,BEDROOM ,FRONT-PORCH>
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<TELL CR
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"Astoundingly, a " D ,BULLDOZER " pokes through your wall. However, you have
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no time for surprise because the ceiling is collapsing on you as">
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<BETTER-LUCK>)
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(T
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<RFALSE>)>>
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<ROUTINE BETTER-LUCK ()
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<TELL
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" your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are
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seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital">
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<MAKE-WAY-FOR>
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<CRLF>
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<COND (<NOT <FSET? ,BEDROOM ,ONBIT>>
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<TELL "Next time, try turning on the light." CR>)
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(<AND <NOT <FSET? ,GOWN ,OPENBIT>>
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,HEADACHE>
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<TELL
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"Too bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover." CR>)
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(T
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<TELL "Better luck next life." CR>)>
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<FINISH>>
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<GLOBAL HOUSE-DEMOLISHED <>>
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<GLOBAL HEADACHE T>
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<GLOBAL SLEEVE-TIED <>>
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<OBJECT HANGOVER
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(IN GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
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(DESC "splitting headache")
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(SYNONYM HEADAC HANGOV THROBB)
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(ADJECTIVE SPLITT BIG BLINDI)
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(ACTION HANGOVER-F)>
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<ROUTINE HANGOVER-F ()
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<COND (<AND <VERB? ASK-ABOUT>
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<PRSI? ,HANGOVER>>
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<RFALSE>)
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(<AND <NOT ,HEADACHE>
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<NOT <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,ZAPHOD>>>
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<TELL "You can't feel any">
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<COND (<EQUAL? ,HANGOVER ,PRSO>
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<PRSO-PRINT>)
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(T
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<PRSI-PRINT>)>
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<TELL " here." CR>)
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(<VERB? EXAMINE>
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<V-DIAGNOSE>)
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(<VERB? GIVE THROW DROP>
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<V-COUNT>)>>
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<ROOM BEDROOM
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(IN ROOMS)
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(SYNONYM TRAVEL)
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(ADJECTIVE TIME)
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(DESC "Bedroom")
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(SOUTH PER BEDROOM-EXIT-F)
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(OUT PER BEDROOM-EXIT-F)
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(DOWN PER BEDROOM-EXIT-F)
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(FLAGS RLANDBIT)
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(GLOBAL HOUSE HOME GLOBAL-BED BULLDOZER WINDOW STAIRS
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BEDROOM-DOOR THIRD-PLANET)
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(PSEUDO "WATER" UNIMPORTANT-THING-F "BEDROO" GLOBAL-ROOM-F)
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(ACTION BEDROOM-F)>
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<ROUTINE BEDROOM-F (RARG)
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<COND (<EQUAL? .RARG ,M-LOOK>
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<TELL
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"The bedroom is a mess.|
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It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a
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washbasin, a chair">
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<COND (<FSET? ,GOWN ,NDESCBIT>
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<TELL " with a tatty dressing gown slung over it">)>
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<TELL
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", and a window with the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a
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phone." CR>)>>
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<ROUTINE BEDROOM-EXIT-F ()
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<COND (<NOT <FSET? ,BEDROOM-DOOR ,OPENBIT>>
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<TELL "The door is closed." CR>
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<SETG P-IT-OBJECT ,BEDROOM-DOOR>
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<RFALSE>)
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(,HEADACHE
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<TELL
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"You miss the doorway by a good eighteen inches. The wall jostles you
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rather rudely." CR>
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<RFALSE>)
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(<FSET? ,BULLDOZER ,INVISIBLE>
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<TELL "You make your way down to the front porch." CR CR>)
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(T
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<TELL "You rush down the stairs in panic." CR CR>)>
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<FCLEAR ,LIGHT ,LIGHTBIT>
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,FRONT-PORCH>
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<OBJECT PHONE
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(IN BEDROOM)
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(DESC "telephone")
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(SYNONYM PHONE TELEPH RECEIV)
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(FLAGS NDESCBIT TAKEBIT TRYTAKEBIT)
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(ACTION PHONE-F)>
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<ROUTINE PHONE-F ()
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<COND (<VERB? TAKE>
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<COND (<FSET? ,PHONE ,TOUCHBIT>
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<PERFORM ,V?CALL ,DAIS>
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<RTRUE>)
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(T
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<FSET ,PHONE ,TOUCHBIT>
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<TELL "You pick up the receiver." ,DIALLING-TONE>
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<COND (<FSET? ,TOOTHBRUSH ,TOUCHBIT>
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<TWO-TREES>)>
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<CRLF>)>)
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(<VERB? REPLY>
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<TELL "It isn't ringing." CR>)>>
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<OBJECT BEDROOM-DOOR
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(IN LOCAL-GLOBALS)
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(DESC "door")
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(SYNONYM DOOR)
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(FLAGS DOORBIT OPENBIT NDESCBIT)>
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<OBJECT GLOBAL-BED
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(IN LOCAL-GLOBALS)
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(DESC "bed")
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(SYNONYM BED)
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(FLAGS VEHBIT)
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(ACTION GLOBAL-BED-F)>
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<ROUTINE GLOBAL-BED-F ()
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<COND (<EQUAL? ,GLOBAL-BED ,PRSO>
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<PERFORM ,PRSA ,BED ,PRSI>
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<RTRUE>)
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(T
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<PERFORM ,PRSA ,PRSO ,BED>
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<RTRUE>)>>
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<OBJECT BED
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(IN BEDROOM)
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(DESC "bed")
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(SYNONYM BED)
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(FLAGS VEHBIT CONTBIT SURFACEBIT SEARCHBIT OPENBIT NDESCBIT)
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(ACTION BED-F)>
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<ROUTINE BED-F ("OPTIONAL" (RARG <>))
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<COND (<EQUAL? .RARG ,M-BEG>
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<COND (<AND <VERB? TAKE>
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<FSET? ,PRSO ,TAKEBIT>
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<NOT <IN? ,PRSO ,BED>>
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<NOT <HELD? ,PRSO>>>
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<TELL "You can't reach it from the bed.">
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<COND (,HEADACHE
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<TELL " The effort almost kills you.">)>
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<CRLF>)
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(<AND <VERB? OPEN LOOK-INSIDE>
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<PRSO? ,CURTAINS>>
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<PERFORM ,V?TAKE ,PHONE>
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<SETG P-IT-OBJECT ,CURTAINS>
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<RTRUE>)
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(<AND <VERB? OPEN CLOSE>
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<PRSO? ,BEDROOM-DOOR>>
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<PERFORM ,V?TAKE ,PHONE>
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<SETG P-IT-OBJECT ,BEDROOM-DOOR>
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<RTRUE>)
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(<VERB? WALK>
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<OUT-OF-FIRST ,BED>)>)
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(.RARG
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<RFALSE>)
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(<AND <VERB? DISEMBARK>
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,HEADACHE
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<EQUAL? <LOC ,PROTAGONIST> ,BED>>
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<MOVE ,PROTAGONIST ,HERE>
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<SETG LYING-DOWN <>>
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<TELL
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"Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning.
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It dips and sways a little." CR>)
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(<VERB? LOOK-UNDER>
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<MOVE ,STUFF-UNDER-BED ,HERE>
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<TELL
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"There's nothing there. Well, there are a few soiled handkerchiefs, a book you
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thought you'd lost, a couple of foreign coins, and something else which can't
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be fully described in a family game, but nothing you'd actually want." CR>)
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(<AND <VERB? OPEN CLOSE>
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<PRSO? ,BED>>
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<TELL-ME-HOW>)>>
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<OBJECT STUFF-UNDER-BED
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(IN LOCAL-GLOBALS) ;"for purposes of MOBY-FIND"
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(DESC "it")
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(SYNONYM BOOK COIN HANDKE COINS)
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(ADJECTIVE SOILED FOREIG)
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(FLAGS NDESCBIT NARTICLEBIT)
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(ACTION UNIMPORTANT-THING-F)>
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<OBJECT CURTAINS
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(IN BEDROOM)
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(DESC "your curtains")
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(SYNONYM CURTAI SHADE SHADES)
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(ADJECTIVE YOUR)
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(FLAGS NDESCBIT NARTICLEBIT)
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(ACTION CURTAINS-F)>
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<ROUTINE CURTAINS-F ()
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<COND (<VERB? OPEN LOOK-INSIDE>
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<FCLEAR ,BULLDOZER ,INVISIBLE>
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<TELL
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"As you part " D ,CURTAINS " you see that i" ,NICE-DAY ", and a large yellow "
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D ,BULLDOZER " is advancing on " D ,HOME "." CR>)>>
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<OBJECT GOWN
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(IN BEDROOM)
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(DESC "your gown")
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(LDESC "Your gown is here.")
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(SYNONYM GOWN POCKET ROBE LOOP)
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(ADJECTIVE MY YOUR DRESSI TATTY FADED BATTER)
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(FLAGS
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WEARBIT TRYTAKEBIT TAKEBIT CONTBIT NDESCBIT NARTICLEBIT SEARCHBIT)
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(SIZE 15)
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(CAPACITY 14)
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(ACTION GOWN-F)>
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<ROUTINE GOWN-F ()
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<COND (<AND <VERB? OPEN CLOSE>
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<NOT <FSET? ,GOWN ,WORNBIT>>>
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<TELL
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"It's hard to open or close the pocket unless you're wearing the gown." CR>)
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(<VERB? EXAMINE>
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<TELL "The dressing gown is faded and battered, and is
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clearly a garment which has seen better decades. It has a pocket which is ">
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<COND (<FSET? ,GOWN ,OPENBIT>
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<TELL "open">)
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(T
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<TELL "closed">)>
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<COND (,GOWN-HUNG
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<TELL ". It is hanging from a " D ,HOOK ".">)
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(T
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<TELL ", and a small loop at the back of the collar.">)>
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<COND (,SLEEVE-TIED
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<TELL " The sleeves are tied closed.">)>
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<CRLF>)
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(<AND <VERB? TAKE>
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<EQUAL? ,GOWN ,PRSO>
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,HEADACHE>
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<FCLEAR ,GOWN ,TRYTAKEBIT>
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<FCLEAR ,GOWN ,NDESCBIT>
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<MOVE ,GOWN ,PROTAGONIST>
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<TELL
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"Luckily, this is large enough for you to get hold of. You notice something
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in the pocket." CR>)
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(<AND <VERB? WEAR>
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,SLEEVE-TIED>
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<TELL "You'll have to untie the sleeve first." CR>)
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(<VERB? TIE UNTIE>
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<PERFORM ,PRSA ,SLEEVES>
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<RTRUE>)>>
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<OBJECT SLEEVES
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(IN GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
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(DESC "sleeve")
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(SYNONYM SLEEVE)
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(ACTION SLEEVES-F)>
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<ROUTINE SLEEVES-F ()
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<COND (<NOT <VISIBLE? ,GOWN>>
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<CANT-SEE ,SLEEVES>)
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(<VERB? WEAR TAKE>
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<PERFORM ,PRSA ,GOWN>
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<RTRUE>)
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(<VERB? TIE CLOSE>
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<SETG PRSO ,GOWN>
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<COND (<IDROP>
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<RTRUE>)
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(,SLEEVE-TIED
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<TELL "It is." CR>)
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(T
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<SETG SLEEVE-TIED T>
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<TELL "The sleeves are now tied closed." CR>)>)
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(<VERB? UNTIE OPEN>
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<COND (,SLEEVE-TIED
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<SETG SLEEVE-TIED <>>
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<TELL "Untied." CR>)
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(T
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<TELL "It isn't tied!" CR>)>)>>
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<ROUTINE TWO-TREES ()
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<SETG AWAITING-REPLY 9>
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<ENABLE <QUEUE I-REPLY 2>>
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<TELL
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" Shouldn't you be taking more interest in events in the world around you?
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While you've got it...?">>
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<OBJECT THING
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(IN GOWN)
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(DESC "thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is")
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(SYNONYM THING GIFT)
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(ADJECTIVE AUNT\'S)
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(FLAGS TAKEBIT CONTBIT SEARCHBIT OPENBIT)
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(SIZE 6)
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(CAPACITY 90)
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(ACTION THING-F)>
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<ROUTINE THING-F ()
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<COND (<VERB? EXAMINE>
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<TELL
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"Apart from a label on the bottom saying \"Made in Ibiza\" it furnishes you
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with no clue as to its purpose, if indeed it has one. You are surprised to see
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it because you thought you'd thrown it away. Like most gifts from your aunt,"
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,GET-RID CR>)
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(<AND <VERB? DROP>
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<NOT <EQUAL? ,HERE ,MAZE ,ACCESS-SPACE>>>
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<MOVE ,THING ,HERE>
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<TELL
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"It falls to the ground with a light \"thunk.\" It doesn't do anything
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else at all." CR>)
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(<VERB? CLOSE>
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<TELL
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"Come to think of it, you vaguely remember an instruction booklet with
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directions for that. You never read it and lost it months ago." CR>)>>
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<ROUTINE I-THING ()
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<ENABLE <QUEUE I-THING <+ 4 <RANDOM 4>>>>
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<COND (<OR <NOT <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,ARTHUR>>
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<AND <EQUAL? ,HERE ,ENGINE-ROOM>
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<L? ,LOOK-COUNTER 3>>
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<EQUAL? ,HERE ,DARK ,ACCESS-SPACE ,MAZE>
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<VISIBLE? ,THING>
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<HELD? ,THING ,PROTAGONIST>
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<IN? ,FLEET ,HERE>>
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<RFALSE>)>
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<COND (<PROB 40>
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<MOVE ,THING ,HERE>)
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(<AND <FSET? ,GOWN ,WORNBIT>
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<FSET? ,GOWN ,OPENBIT>
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<PROB 65>>
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<MOVE ,THING ,GOWN>)
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(T
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<MOVE ,THING ,PROTAGONIST>)>
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<RFALSE>>
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<OBJECT POCKET-FLUFF
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(IN GOWN)
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(DESC "pocket fluff")
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(SYNONYM FLUFF LINT)
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(ADJECTIVE POCKET)
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(FLAGS TAKEBIT NARTICLEBIT)
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(SIZE 1)
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(GENERIC POCKET-FLUFF)>
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<OBJECT TABLET
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(IN GOWN)
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(DESC "buffered analgesic")
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(SYNONYM ANALGE TABLET ASPIRI PILL)
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(ADJECTIVE LARGE BUFFER)
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(FLAGS TAKEBIT EATBIT)
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(SIZE 2)
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(ACTION TABLET-F)>
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<ROUTINE TABLET-F ()
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<COND (<VERB? EAT TAKE DRINK> ;"SWALLOW is synonym of DRINK"
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<MOVE ,TABLET ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
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<FCLEAR ,SCREWDRIVER ,TRYTAKEBIT>
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<FCLEAR ,TOOTHBRUSH ,TRYTAKEBIT>
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<SETG HEADACHE <>>
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<SETG SCORE <+ ,SCORE 10>>
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<TELL
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"You swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm
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down and behave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes." CR>)>>
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<OBJECT SINK
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(IN BEDROOM)
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(DESC "it")
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(SYNONYM BASIN WASHBA SINK)
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(ADJECTIVE WASH)
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(FLAGS NDESCBIT NARTICLEBIT)
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(ACTION UNIMPORTANT-THING-F)>
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<OBJECT BEDROOM-FURNISHINGS
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(IN BEDROOM)
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(DESC "it")
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(SYNONYM CARPET WALLPA PAPER CHAIR)
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(ADJECTIVE WALL FADED OLD)
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(FLAGS NDESCBIT NARTICLEBIT)
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(ACTION UNIMPORTANT-THING-F)>
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<ROOM FRONT-PORCH
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(IN ROOMS)
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(SYNONYM BEAM BEAMS)
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(ADJECTIVE MATTER TRANSF)
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(DESC "Front Porch")
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(LDESC
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"This is the enclosed front porch of your home. Your front garden lies to
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the south, and you can re-enter your home to the north.")
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(UP TO BEDROOM)
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(NORTH TO BEDROOM)
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(SOUTH PER CLOTHES-EXIT-F)
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(OUT PER CLOTHES-EXIT-F)
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(FLAGS RLANDBIT ONBIT)
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(PSEUDO "DOORMA" UNIMPORTANT-THING-F "MAT" UNIMPORTANT-THING-F)
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(GLOBAL HOUSE HOME STAIRS THIRD-PLANET BEDROOM-DOOR)>
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<ROUTINE CLOTHES-EXIT-F ()
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<COND (<FSET? ,GOWN ,WORNBIT>
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,FRONT-OF-HOUSE)
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(T
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<SETG AWAITING-REPLY 10>
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<ENABLE <QUEUE I-REPLY 2>>
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<TELL ,ARRESTED CR>
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<RFALSE>)>>
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<OBJECT MAIL
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|
(IN FRONT-PORCH)
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|
(DESC "loose pile of junk mail")
|
|
(FDESC "On the doormat is a pile of junk mail.")
|
|
(SYNONYM ORDER MAIL PILE LETTER)
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(ADJECTIVE DEMOLI JUNK MY OFFICI LOOSE)
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(FLAGS TAKEBIT READBIT TRYTAKEBIT)
|
|
(SIZE 4)
|
|
(TEXT
|
|
"There are many pieces of mail. Most are from some computer company called
|
|
Infocom which wants you to buy their games. Hidden underneath is an official
|
|
letter from the local council, dated some two years ago and inexplicably not
|
|
delivered till now, explaining that a demolition order has been served on your
|
|
home. The date of demolition is today's date.")
|
|
(ACTION MAIL-F)>
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|
|
|
<ROUTINE MAIL-F ()
|
|
<COND (<AND <VERB? TAKE>
|
|
<NOT <FSET? ,MAIL ,TOUCHBIT>>>
|
|
<FSET ,MAIL ,TOUCHBIT>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,MAIL ,TRYTAKEBIT>
|
|
<MOVE ,MAIL ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<TELL "You gather up the pile of mail." CR>)
|
|
(<VERB? OPEN>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?READ ,MAIL>
|
|
<RTRUE>)>>
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|
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|
<ROOM FRONT-OF-HOUSE
|
|
(IN ROOMS)
|
|
(SYNONYM WOONBE)
|
|
(ADJECTIVE GALAXI)
|
|
(DESC "Front of House")
|
|
(NORTH PER HOUSE-ENTER-F)
|
|
(SOUTH TO COUNTRY-LANE)
|
|
(NE TO BACK-OF-HOUSE)
|
|
(NW TO BACK-OF-HOUSE)
|
|
(FLAGS RLANDBIT ONBIT OUTSIDEBIT)
|
|
(GLOBAL HOUSE HOME BULLDOZER CONVERSATION THIRD-PLANET RUBBLE)
|
|
(PSEUDO "TREE" TREE-PSEUDO)
|
|
(ACTION FRONT-OF-HOUSE-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE HOUSE-ENTER-F ()
|
|
<COND (,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED
|
|
<TELL "You can't enter a " D ,RUBBLE "." CR>
|
|
<RFALSE>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<COND (<NOT <VERB? THROUGH>>
|
|
<TELL "Enter the house? ">)>
|
|
<PRIVATE "Arthur">
|
|
<RFALSE>)
|
|
(<NOT ,PROSSER-LYING>
|
|
<TELL "The " D ,BULLDOZER>
|
|
<JIGS-UP
|
|
", which you may have noticed outside, just pushed your home down
|
|
on top of you.">
|
|
<RFALSE>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-HOUSEWRECK 5>>
|
|
,FRONT-PORCH)>>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE FRONT-OF-HOUSE-F (RARG)
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? .RARG ,M-ENTER>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,BULLDOZER ,INVISIBLE>
|
|
<COND (<IN? ,DOG ,COUNTRY-LANE>
|
|
<COND (<NOT ,DOG-FED>
|
|
<I-DOG>)>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-VOGONS 3>>
|
|
<TELL "You reach the site of what was ">
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<TELL "Arthur's">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL "your">)>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" home. It is now a " D ,RUBBLE ". " D ,PROSSER " looks sheepishly
|
|
triumphant, a trick few people can do, as it requires a lot of
|
|
technically complex deltoid muscle work." CR CR>)
|
|
(<AND <NOT <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>>
|
|
<NOT ,PROSSER-LYING>>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-BULLDOZER -1>>
|
|
<RFALSE>)>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? .RARG ,M-LOOK>
|
|
<COND (<AND <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<NOT <FSET? ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE ,NDESCBIT>>>
|
|
<FSET ,BEER ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<SETG DRUNK-LEVEL 0>
|
|
<FSET ,ARTHUR ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<FSET ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Before you is the house of your friend, " D ,ARTHUR ", who is lying in front
|
|
of a " D ,BULLDOZER "; you have no idea why. You have no idea about most things
|
|
about Arthur, even why you regard him as a friend, but you do, and must
|
|
therefore return his towel before you leave.">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<COND (,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED
|
|
<TELL "There is a huge " D ,RUBBLE>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<TELL "Arthur's house is">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL "You can enter your home">)>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" to the north. A path leads around it to the northeast and northwest,
|
|
and a country lane is visible to the south.">)>
|
|
<COND (<AND <NOT <FSET? ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE ,NDESCBIT>>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,ARTHUR>>
|
|
<FSET ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" All that lies between your home and the huge yellow " D ,BULLDOZER " bearing
|
|
down on it is a few yards of mud.">)>
|
|
<CRLF> <CRLF>)
|
|
(<AND <EQUAL? .RARG ,M-END>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<FSET? ,ARTHUR ,NDESCBIT>>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,ARTHUR ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<RFALSE>)>>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT ROSES
|
|
(IN FRONT-OF-HOUSE)
|
|
(DESC "it")
|
|
(SYNONYM ROSE ROSES ROSEBE BED)
|
|
(ADJECTIVE ROSE)
|
|
(FLAGS NDESCBIT NARTICLEBIT)
|
|
(ACTION UNIMPORTANT-THING-F)>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL BULLDOZER-COUNTER 0>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE I-BULLDOZER ()
|
|
<COND (<OR ,LYING-DOWN
|
|
,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED>
|
|
<DISABLE <INT I-BULLDOZER>>
|
|
<RFALSE>)>
|
|
<FSET ,PROSSER ,TOUCHBIT>
|
|
<SETG BULLDOZER-COUNTER <+ ,BULLDOZER-COUNTER 1>>
|
|
<COND (<G? ,BULLDOZER-COUNTER 4>
|
|
<DISABLE <INT I-BULLDOZER>>
|
|
<TELL ,BULLDOZER-PILES CR>
|
|
<BRICK-DEATH>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"The " D ,BULLDOZER " rumbles slowly toward your home." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<RFALSE>)>>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE BRICK-DEATH ()
|
|
<TELL CR
|
|
"Your home collapses in a cloud of dust, and a stray flying brick hits you
|
|
squarely on the back of the head. You try to think of some suitable last words,
|
|
but what with the confusion of the moment and the spinning of your head, you
|
|
are unable to compose anything pithy and expire in silence.">
|
|
<REPEAT ()
|
|
<CRLF> <CRLF>
|
|
<PRINTI ">">
|
|
<READ ,P-INBUF ,P-LEXV>
|
|
<SETG DEAD-COUNTER <+ ,DEAD-COUNTER 1>>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,DEAD-COUNTER 1 2>
|
|
<TELL "You keep out of this, you're dead">
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,DEAD-COUNTER 1>
|
|
<TELL ". An ambulance arrives.">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" and should be concentrating on developing a good firm rigor mortis. You
|
|
are put in the ambulance, which drives away.">)>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,DEAD-COUNTER 3>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"For a dead person you are talking too much.
|
|
As the ambulance reaches the mortuary">
|
|
<MAKE-WAY-FOR>
|
|
<FINISH>)>>>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL DEAD-COUNTER 0>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT BULLDOZER-DRIVER
|
|
(IN FRONT-OF-HOUSE)
|
|
(DESC "bulldozer driver")
|
|
(SYNONYM DRIVER)
|
|
(ADJECTIVE BULLDO DOZER)
|
|
(FLAGS NDESCBIT ACTORBIT)
|
|
(ACTION BULLDOZER-DRIVER-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE BULLDOZER-DRIVER-F ()
|
|
<COND (<VERB? TELL HELLO>
|
|
<TELL "The " D ,BULLDOZER-DRIVER
|
|
", perusing a booklet of union rules, ignores you." CR>
|
|
<FUCKING-CLEAR>)>>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT BULLDOZER
|
|
(IN LOCAL-GLOBALS)
|
|
(DESC "bulldozer")
|
|
(SYNONYM BULLDO DOZER)
|
|
(ADJECTIVE LARGE YELLOW BULL HUGE)
|
|
(FLAGS NDESCBIT INVISIBLE)
|
|
(ACTION BULLDOZER-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE BULLDOZER-F ()
|
|
<COND (<VERB? EXAMINE>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"It's one of those really big " D ,BULLDOZER "s that can actually crush other "
|
|
D ,BULLDOZER "s, let alone houses." CR>)
|
|
(<AND <NOT <EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>>
|
|
<VERB? RUB PUSH MOVE TAKE KICK BLOCK WALK-AROUND>>
|
|
<TELL "The " D ,BULLDOZER " isn't here." CR>)
|
|
(<VERB? LIE-DOWN>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?BLOCK ,BULLDOZER>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? BLOCK>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,ARTHUR>>
|
|
<COND (,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED
|
|
<TELL "Too late now." CR>)
|
|
(,LYING-DOWN
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?LIE-DOWN ,GROUND>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(,PROSSER-LYING
|
|
<TELL "Prosser's doing that for you." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<SETG LYING-DOWN T>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-PROSSER 2>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"You lie down in the path of the advancing " D ,BULLDOZER ". Prosser yells
|
|
at you to for crissake move!!!" CR>)>)
|
|
(<VERB? WALK-AROUND>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,ARTHUR>
|
|
<V-DIG>)
|
|
(<NOT ,TOWEL-OFFERED>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Didn't you come here for a purpose? Something about a towel?" CR>)
|
|
(,GONE-AROUND
|
|
<TELL "You already did. It's not a merry-go-round." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<SETG GONE-AROUND T>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"You walk around the " D ,BULLDOZER ". Prosser is standing here, looking cross
|
|
and frustrated. Realising that you are a friend of Arthur's he starts to talk
|
|
at you. He says that this sort of protest is all very well, but what Mr. Dent
|
|
must realise is that he's had plenty of time to make a formal protest at the
|
|
proper time and place, and that spending months going through the appropriate
|
|
official channels, filling in the appropriate official forms, and going to the
|
|
appropriate official public hearings is the right way of going about it, and
|
|
lying around whimsically in the mud is not. He says that he personally hates
|
|
mud and despises the sort of people who lie in it." CR>)>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? LISTEN>
|
|
<RUNNING? ,I-PROSSER>>
|
|
<TELL "\"Rumble...rumble...\"" CR>)>>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL PROSSER-COUNTER 0>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL PROSSER-LYING <>>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL GONE-AROUND <>>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE I-PROSSER ()
|
|
<COND (<NOT ,LYING-DOWN>
|
|
<DISABLE <INT I-PROSSER>>
|
|
<I-BULLDOZER>
|
|
<RTRUE>)>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-PROSSER -1>>
|
|
<SETG PROSSER-COUNTER <+ ,PROSSER-COUNTER 1>>
|
|
<CRLF>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,PROSSER-COUNTER 1>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"The " D ,BULLDOZER " thunders toward you. The ground is shaking beneath you
|
|
as you lie in the mud." CR>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,PROSSER-COUNTER 2>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"The noise of the giant " D ,BULLDOZER " is now so violently loud that you
|
|
can't even hear Prosser yelling to warn you that you will be killed if you
|
|
don't get the hell out of the way. You just see him gesticulating wildly." CR>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,PROSSER-COUNTER 3>
|
|
<DISABLE <INT I-PROSSER>>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-FORD -1>>
|
|
<MOVE ,FORD ,HERE>
|
|
<SETG P-IT-OBJECT ,TOWEL>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"With a terrible grinding of gears the " D ,BULLDOZER" comes to an abrupt halt
|
|
just in front of you. It shakes, shudders, and emits noxious substances all
|
|
over your rose bed. Prosser is incoherent with rage.|
|
|
|
|
|
Moments later, your friend " D ,FORD " arrives. He hardly seems to notice
|
|
your predicament, but keeps glancing nervously at the sky. He says \"Hello,
|
|
Arthur,\" takes a towel from his battered leather satchel, and offers it to
|
|
you." CR>)>>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT PROSSER
|
|
(IN FRONT-OF-HOUSE)
|
|
(DESC "Mr. Prosser")
|
|
(DESCFCN PROSSER-DESCFCN)
|
|
(SYNONYM PROSSE FOREMA CREW)
|
|
(ADJECTIVE WRECKI MR MISTER)
|
|
(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT ACTORBIT CONTBIT OPENBIT)
|
|
(ACTION PROSSER-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE PROSSER-DESCFCN ("OPTIONAL" X)
|
|
<COND (<AND <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<NOT <FSET? ,PROSSER ,TOUCHBIT>>>
|
|
<FSET ,PROSSER ,TOUCHBIT>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Nearby stands an impatient man. There seems to be a bit of an atmosphere.">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL D ,PROSSER ", from the local council, is ">
|
|
<COND (,PROSSER-LYING
|
|
<TELL "lying in front">)
|
|
(,GONE-AROUND
|
|
<TELL "standing at the side">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL ,ON-OTHER-SIDE>)>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" of the " D ,BULLDOZER ". He seems to be wearing a " D ,DIGITAL-WATCH ".">
|
|
<COND (<NOT <FSET? ,PROSSER ,TOUCHBIT>>
|
|
<FSET ,PROSSER ,TOUCHBIT>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" He looks startled to see you emerge, and yells at you to get out of
|
|
the way.">)>)>
|
|
<CRLF>>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE PROSSER-F ()
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,PROSSER ,WINNER>
|
|
<COND (<IN? ,FLEET ,HERE>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Prosser is too preoccupied with recent events to give your remarks much
|
|
consideration. He is running off and saying a number of things about his
|
|
mother in a high voice." CR>
|
|
<FUCKING-CLEAR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? TELL-ABOUT>
|
|
<PRSO? ,ME>>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?ASK-ABOUT ,PROSSER ,PRSI>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,PROSSER>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(<VERB? HELLO>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?HELLO ,PROSSER>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,PROSSER>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? WHAT>
|
|
<PRSO? ,OBJECT-OF-GAME>>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?ASK-ABOUT ,PROSSER ,OBJECT-OF-GAME>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,PROSSER>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(<OR <AND <VERB? WHAT>
|
|
<PRSO? ,TIME>>
|
|
<AND <VERB? TELL-TIME>
|
|
<PRSO? ,ME>
|
|
<PRSI? ,TIME>>
|
|
<AND <VERB? WHAT-TIME>
|
|
<PRSO? ,TIME>>>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?ASK-FOR ,PROSSER ,TIME>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,PROSSER>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? WHAT>
|
|
<PRSO? ,OBJECT-OF-GAME>>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?ASK-ABOUT ,PROSSER ,PRSO>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,PROSSER>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<COND (<OR <AND <VERB? LIE-DOWN>
|
|
<PRSO? ,BULLDOZER>
|
|
,IN-FRONT-FLAG>
|
|
<AND <VERB? LIE-DOWN>
|
|
<PRSO? ,GROUND ,ROOMS>
|
|
<NOT ,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED>>
|
|
<AND <VERB? REPLACE>
|
|
<PRSO? ,ARTHUR>
|
|
<NOT ,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED>>>
|
|
<COND (,PROSSER-LYING
|
|
<TELL "He's already lying there!" CR>
|
|
<RTRUE>)>
|
|
<SETG PROSSER-LYING T>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-ARTHUR -1>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Prosser blinks in astonishment. \"You mean, go and lie in the mud in his
|
|
place...?\" You explain that Arthur will only move if someone else takes over
|
|
for him. Prosser shakes his head in such a manner as to suggest that he is very
|
|
weary of the world, and you tactfully forebear from mentioning that it won't be
|
|
troubling him much longer. Reluctantly, he follows you back toward Arthur.|
|
|
|
|
|
You rapidly conclude the business. Prosser lies in the mud. Arthur, bewildered,
|
|
nevertheless stands up and appears ready to follow you to the Pub." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<STAND-ASIDE>
|
|
<FUCKING-CLEAR>)>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? WHAT-ABOUT>
|
|
<PRSO? ,HOUSE ,HOME>
|
|
,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Prosser explains the local planning regulations and says, by way of
|
|
reassurance, that you will probably be rehoused within a couple of years." CR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? BLOCK>
|
|
<PRSO? ,BULLDOZER>
|
|
<RUNNING? ,I-BULLDOZER>>
|
|
<V-PROTEST>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<STAND-ASIDE>
|
|
<FUCKING-CLEAR>)>)
|
|
(<AND <NOT ,GONE-AROUND>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<VERB? TELL HELLO ASK-FOR ASK-ABOUT TELL-ABOUT>
|
|
<PRSO? ,PROSSER>
|
|
<NOT <IN? ,FLEET ,HERE>>>
|
|
<TELL "Prosser can't hear you from here." CR>
|
|
<FUCKING-CLEAR>)
|
|
(<VERB? GIVE SHOW>
|
|
<COND (<PRSO? ,THING>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"He is much impressed and says, \"You must have the same aunt I have.\"" CR>)
|
|
(<PRSO? ,TOWEL>
|
|
<SETG TOWEL-MUDDY T>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Prosser thanks you, wipes the mud off his boots, and hands it back." CR>)
|
|
(<PRSO? ,GUIDE>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Prosser takes a quick look at " D ,GUIDE ", says he doesn't read that kind of
|
|
rubbish, and hands it back." CR>)
|
|
(<PRSO? ,SATCHEL>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Prosser says he wouldn't be seen dead with that kind of thing slung over his
|
|
shoulder." CR>)>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? WALK-TO>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>>
|
|
<COND (<AND <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<NOT ,GONE-AROUND>>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?WALK-AROUND ,BULLDOZER>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"You're already as close as any reasonable person would want to get." CR>)>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? KILL KICK>
|
|
,LYING-DOWN>
|
|
<TELL ,WHILE-LYING CR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? KILL>
|
|
<PRSO? ,PROSSER>
|
|
,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"You muck up all his fancy facial work. This is the last moment of
|
|
satisfaction you will experience for some time." CR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? KILL KICK>
|
|
<PRSO? ,PROSSER>>
|
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<TELL
|
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"He dodges, insisting that this is incorrect procedure." CR>)
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(<AND <VERB? THROW>
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<PRSI? ,PROSSER>>
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<MOVE ,PRSO ,HERE>
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<PERFORM ,V?KILL ,PROSSER>
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<RTRUE>)
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(<VERB? EXAMINE>
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<PROSSER-DESCFCN>)
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(<AND <VERB? LISTEN>
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<NOT <FSET? ,CONVERSATION ,INVISIBLE>>>
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<PERFORM ,V?LISTEN ,CONVERSATION>
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<RTRUE>)
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(<AND <VERB? ASK-ABOUT>
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<PRSI? ,OBJECT-OF-GAME>>
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<TELL
|
|
"Prosser pulls a booklet out of his back pocket. \"My game manual says that the
|
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goal is getting this here house knocked down.\"" CR>)
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(<AND <VERB? ASK-ABOUT>
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<PRSI? ,DIGITAL-WATCH>>
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<PERFORM ,V?ASK-FOR ,PROSSER ,TIME>
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<RTRUE>)
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(<AND <VERB? ASK-FOR>
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<PRSI? ,TIME>>
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<TELL
|
|
"Prosser shakes the " D ,DIGITAL-WATCH ". \"Hasn't worked for months. I keep
|
|
wearing it only because I think " D ,DIGITAL-WATCH "es are neat.\"" CR>)>>
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<ROUTINE STAND-ASIDE ()
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<COND (,PROSSER-LYING
|
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<TELL "\"Leave me alone,\" Prosser whimpers miserably." CR>
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<RTRUE>)>
|
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<TELL "\"Please step aside as I need to be able to ">
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<COND (,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED
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<TELL "clear this " D ,RUBBLE " away.\"" CR>)
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(T
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<TELL "knock ">
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<COND (<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,ARTHUR>
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<TELL "your">)
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(T
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<TELL "that">)>
|
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<TELL " house down.\"" CR>)>>
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<OBJECT DIGITAL-WATCH
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(IN PROSSER)
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(DESC "digital watch")
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(SYNONYM WATCH WATCHE)
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(ADJECTIVE DIGITA)
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(FLAGS NDESCBIT TRYTAKEBIT)
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(ACTION DIGITAL-WATCH-F)>
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<ROUTINE DIGITAL-WATCH-F ()
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<COND (<VERB? TAKE READ>
|
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<PRIVATE "Prosser">)>>
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<OBJECT TIME
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(IN GLOBAL-OBJECTS)
|
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(DESC "time")
|
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(SYNONYM TIME)>
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<OBJECT FORD
|
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(IN LOCAL-GLOBALS) ;"just for the purpose of MOBY-FIND"
|
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(DESC "Ford Prefect")
|
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(DESCFCN FORD-DESCFCN)
|
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(SYNONYM FORD PREFEC)
|
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(ADJECTIVE FORD)
|
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(FLAGS ACTORBIT CONTBIT SEARCHBIT OPENBIT NARTICLEBIT)
|
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(ACTION FORD-F)>
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|
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<ROUTINE FORD-DESCFCN ("OPTIONAL" X)
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<COND (,FORD-SLEEPING
|
|
<TELL "Ford is in the corner, snoring loudly." CR>)
|
|
(T
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|
<TELL D ,FORD " is here." CR>)>>
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|
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<ROUTINE FORD-F ()
|
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<COND (<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,FORD ,PRSO>
|
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<PERFORM ,PRSA ,ME ,PRSI>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
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(T
|
|
<PERFORM ,PRSA ,PRSO ,ME>
|
|
<RTRUE>)>)
|
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(<EQUAL? ,FORD ,WINNER>
|
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<COND (<IN? ,FLEET ,HERE>
|
|
<TELL ,ABOVE-NOISE CR>
|
|
<FUCKING-CLEAR>)
|
|
(<OR <PRSI? ,HOUSE>
|
|
<PRSO? ,HOUSE>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"\"It's not a house, it's a home.\" (Footnote 2)" CR>
|
|
<FUCKING-CLEAR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? TELL-ABOUT>
|
|
<PRSO? ,ME>>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?ASK-ABOUT ,FORD ,PRSI>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,FORD>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(<VERB? HELLO>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?HELLO ,FORD>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,FORD>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? WHAT>
|
|
<PRSO? ,OBJECT-OF-GAME>>
|
|
<TELL ,ASK-ABOUT-OBJECT CR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? WHAT-ABOUT>
|
|
<L? ,FORD-COUNTER 2>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>
|
|
<PRSO? ,HOME>>
|
|
<TELL "Ford">
|
|
<FORD-DECIDES>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? WHAT-ABOUT>
|
|
<PRSO? ,HOME ,THIRD-PLANET>
|
|
,EARTH-DEMOLISHED>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?ASK-ABOUT ,FORD ,THIRD-PLANET>
|
|
<SETG WINNER ,FORD>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(<NOT ,EARTH-DEMOLISHED>
|
|
<COND (<AND <L? ,DRUNK-LEVEL 3>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,HERE ,PUB>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"\"Shut up and drink your beer. You're going to need it.\"" CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL "Ford, busy ">
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,FORD-COUNTER 2>
|
|
<TELL "talking to Prosser">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL "scanning the sky ">)>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,PUB>
|
|
<TELL "through the window">)
|
|
(<NOT <EQUAL? ,FORD-COUNTER 2>>
|
|
<TELL "for something">)>
|
|
<TELL ", ignores you." CR>)>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-FORD 2>>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL "Ford seems deep in thought." CR>
|
|
<FUCKING-CLEAR>)>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? TELL TELL-ABOUT HELLO ASK-FOR ASK-ABOUT>
|
|
<PRSO? ,FORD>
|
|
,FORD-SLEEPING>
|
|
<TELL "Ford is sleeping!" CR>
|
|
<FUCKING-CLEAR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? GIVE>
|
|
<PRSI? ,FORD>
|
|
,FORD-SLEEPING>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?HELLO ,FORD>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(<AND <EQUAL? ,FOLLOW-FLAG 1>
|
|
<NOT <IN? ,FORD ,HERE>>
|
|
<VERB? FOLLOW>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"In a state of anxiety and confusion you follow Ford down the lane..." CR CR>
|
|
<GOTO <LOC ,FORD>>)
|
|
(<AND <EQUAL? ,FOLLOW-FLAG 3>
|
|
<VERB? FOLLOW>>
|
|
<DO-WALK ,P?WEST>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? FOLLOW>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,FOLLOW-FLAG 5>>
|
|
<DO-WALK ,P?SOUTH>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? ALARM SHAKE>
|
|
,FORD-SLEEPING>
|
|
<TELL "Rather like trying to wake the dead." CR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? ASK-ABOUT>
|
|
<PRSI? ,OBJECT-OF-GAME>>
|
|
<TELL ,ASK-ABOUT-OBJECT CR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? ASK-ABOUT>
|
|
<PRSI? ,THIRD-PLANET>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Ford explains that the Earth has been demolished. To cheer you up, he points
|
|
out that there are an awful lot of little planets like that around, and the
|
|
Earth wasn't even a particularly nice one." CR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? GIVE>
|
|
<PRSO? ,THUMB>
|
|
<IN? ,FLEET ,HERE>>
|
|
<TELL "You can't reach him in this wind." CR>)
|
|
(<VERB? LISTEN>
|
|
<COND (<NOT <FSET? ,CONVERSATION ,INVISIBLE>>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?LISTEN ,CONVERSATION>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(,FORD-SLEEPING
|
|
<TELL "\"Zzzzzzz...\"" CR>)>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? EXAMINE>
|
|
,FORD-SLEEPING>
|
|
<TELL "He's sleeping." CR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? ASK-FOR>
|
|
<PRSI? ,TOWEL>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,FORD-COUNTER 0 1>>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?TAKE ,TOWEL>
|
|
<RTRUE>)>>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE FORD-DECIDES ()
|
|
<FCLEAR ,CONVERSATION ,INVISIBLE>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-FORD 2>>
|
|
<SETG FORD-COUNTER 2>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" looks startled, then guilty. He starts to say something and stops.
|
|
He starts to say something else and stops. Suddenly he seems to see the "
|
|
D ,BULLDOZER " for the first time, stops starting to say things and starts.|
|
|
|
|
|
He seems to come to a momentous decision, says he has something of
|
|
Earth-shattering importance to tell you, and stresses the importance
|
|
of a quick drink at the Horse 'n Groom.||">
|
|
<BUT-THAT-MAN "you exclaim">
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" Ford goes off for a quiet word with Prosser. From where you're lying,
|
|
you cannot hear what's happening, although they seem deeply engrossed in "
|
|
D ,CONVERSATION "." CR>>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL FORD-COUNTER 0>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL FORD-SLEEPING <>>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL GUARDS-COUNTER 0>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL HEART-COUNTER 0>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE I-FORD ()
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-FORD -1>>
|
|
<COND (<IN-HEART? ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<SETG HEART-COUNTER <+ ,HEART-COUNTER 1>>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,HEART-COUNTER 1>
|
|
<MOVE ,FORD ,HERE>
|
|
<TELL CR
|
|
"\"This looks like that incredible new" ,IID " spaceship, " D ,HEART-OF-GOLD
|
|
"!\" says Ford, with growing excitement." CR CR ,ANNOUNCEMENT D ,EDDIE ". We
|
|
have just picked up two hitchhikers">
|
|
<FACTOR "21,914">
|
|
<TELL "\"" CR>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,HEART-COUNTER 2>
|
|
<TELL CR
|
|
"\"Come on, let's look for the Bridge.\" You follow Ford, and eventually
|
|
come to the..." CR CR>
|
|
<GOTO ,BRIDGE>
|
|
<MOVE ,FORD ,HERE>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,HEART-COUNTER 3>
|
|
<COND (<NOT <EQUAL? ,HERE ,BRIDGE>>
|
|
<RFALSE>)>
|
|
<TELL CR
|
|
"\"Hey, Zaphod, how ya doing?\" says Ford. He's cool. \"Not bad, Ford. Great to
|
|
see you,\" replies Zaphod. He's cooler. You suddenly realise that the woman is
|
|
Tricia MacMillan (\"Call me " D ,TRILLIAN "\"), whom you were trying to pick up
|
|
at a party in Islington just a few weeks ago, and that Zaphod is the guy she
|
|
eventually left the party with! Odd." CR>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,HEART-COUNTER 4>
|
|
<MOVE ,FORD ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
|
|
<MOVE ,ZAPHOD ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
|
|
<MOVE ,TRILLIAN ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
|
|
<MOVE ,HANDBAG ,BRIDGE>
|
|
<MOVE ,SATCHEL ,BRIDGE>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,HANDBAG ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,HANDBAG ,TRYTAKEBIT>
|
|
<DISABLE <INT I-FORD>>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-MARVIN -1>>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,BRIDGE>
|
|
<SETG FOLLOW-FLAG 3>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-FOLLOW 2>>
|
|
<TELL CR
|
|
"\"Like my spaceship, Ford?\" Zaphod asks. \"YOUR spaceship?\" says Ford,
|
|
losing his cool for a second. \"Yeah, I stole it,\" Zaphod admits. \"I'm gonna
|
|
use it to find" ,LOST-PLANET ". Let's go sit in the sauna while I explain.\"
|
|
Zaphod, Ford, and " D ,TRILLIAN " all head off to port." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<RFALSE>)>)>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,HERE ,HOLD>
|
|
<COND (<FSET? ,CAPTAINS-QUARTERS ,TOUCHBIT>
|
|
<SETG GUARDS-COUNTER <+ ,GUARDS-COUNTER 1>>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,GUARDS-COUNTER 1>
|
|
<TELL CR
|
|
"The guard releases you and Ford and begins cycling the air in the
|
|
airlock. \"Hey, guard!\" shouts Ford, \"do you really enjoy this sort
|
|
of thing? Shouting, stomping around, shooting people, is it really a
|
|
fulfilling career?\"" CR>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,GUARDS-COUNTER 6>
|
|
<DISABLE <INT I-FORD>>
|
|
<MOVE ,SATCHEL ,FORD>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,SATCHEL ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<SETG PANEL-BLOCKER <>>
|
|
<FSET ,HOLD ,REVISITBIT>
|
|
<TELL CR "The guard says, \"">
|
|
<COND (<HELD? ,BABEL-FISH ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Well, all things considered, I guess I like being a guard. Especially
|
|
the shouting. Resistance is useless!\"">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL "I">
|
|
<PRODUCE-GIBBERISH 3>)>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" He throws you and Ford into the airlock and closes the door." CR CR>
|
|
<GOTO ,AIRLOCK>
|
|
<MOVE ,FORD ,AIRLOCK>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL CR
|
|
"Ford continues trying to talk the guard into a sudden career change." CR>)>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<MOVE ,GUIDE ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<DISABLE <INT I-FORD>>
|
|
<SETG FORD-SLEEPING T>
|
|
<COND (<IN? ,MINERAL-WATER ,FORD>
|
|
<MOVE ,MINERAL-WATER ,SATCHEL>)>
|
|
<COND (<IN? ,TOWEL ,FORD>
|
|
<MOVE ,TOWEL ,HERE>)>
|
|
<MOVE ,SATCHEL ,HERE>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,SATCHEL ,TRYTAKEBIT>
|
|
<TELL CR
|
|
"Ford yawns. \"Matter transference always tires me out. I'm going to take a
|
|
nap.\" He places something on top of his satchel. \"If you have any questions,
|
|
here's " ,GUIDE-NAME "\" (Footnote 14). Ford lowers his voice to a whisper.
|
|
\"I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you'll never be able to finish the
|
|
game without consulting the Guide about lots of stuff.\" As he curls up in a
|
|
corner and begins snoring, you pick up " D ,GUIDE "." CR>)>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,FORD-COUNTER 0>
|
|
<SETG FORD-COUNTER 1>
|
|
<TELL CR
|
|
"Ford glances uncomfortably at the sky. He offers you the towel again." CR>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,FORD-COUNTER 1>
|
|
<TELL CR "Ford seems oblivious to your trouble, so you ask
|
|
\"Ford, what about my home?\" He">
|
|
<FORD-DECIDES>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,FORD-COUNTER 2>
|
|
<SETG FORD-COUNTER 3>
|
|
<SETG LYING-DOWN <>>
|
|
<SETG PROSSER-LYING T>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-FORD 2>>
|
|
<FSET ,CONVERSATION ,INVISIBLE>
|
|
<TELL CR
|
|
"Ford and Prosser stop talking and approach you. Ford says that Prosser has
|
|
agreed to lie in your place so that the two of you can go off to the Pub.
|
|
Reluctantly, Prosser steps forward and lies down in front of the " D ,BULLDOZER
|
|
". You stand up." CR>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,FORD-COUNTER 3>
|
|
<MOVE ,FORD ,COUNTRY-LANE>
|
|
<SETG FORD-COUNTER 4>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>
|
|
<SETG FOLLOW-FLAG 1>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-FOLLOW 2>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Ford, urging you to follow, hurries toward the country lane." CR>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,HERE ,COUNTRY-LANE>
|
|
<TELL "Ford enters from the north." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<RFALSE>)>)
|
|
(<AND <EQUAL? ,FORD-COUNTER 4>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,HERE ,COUNTRY-LANE>
|
|
<NOT <FSET? ,PUB ,TOUCHBIT>>>
|
|
<SETG FORD-COUNTER 5>
|
|
<SETG FOLLOW-FLAG 1>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-FOLLOW 2>>
|
|
<MOVE ,FORD ,PUB>
|
|
<TELL CR
|
|
"\"Come along, Arthur,\" says Ford impatiently, and enters the Pub." CR>)
|
|
(<AND <NOT <IN? ,FORD ,HERE>>
|
|
<FSET? ,PUB ,TOUCHBIT>>
|
|
<MOVE ,FORD ,HERE>
|
|
<TELL CR "Ford hurries after you." CR>)
|
|
(<L? ,DRUNK-LEVEL 3>
|
|
<COND (<AND <PRSO? ,BEER>
|
|
<VERB? DRINK ENJOY>>
|
|
<RFALSE>)
|
|
(<AND <EQUAL? ,L-PRSO ,BEER>
|
|
<VERB? AGAIN>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,L-PRSA ,V?DRINK ,V?ENJOY>>
|
|
<RFALSE>)
|
|
(<NOT <EQUAL? ,HERE ,PUB>>
|
|
<RFALSE>)
|
|
(<FSET? ,BEER ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<RFALSE>)>
|
|
<TELL CR "\"Drink the beer,\" urges Ford. \"It will help">
|
|
<CUSHION>
|
|
<TELL "\"" CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<RFALSE>)>>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT SATCHEL
|
|
(IN FORD)
|
|
(DESC "satchel")
|
|
(DESCFCN SATCHEL-DESCFCN)
|
|
(SYNONYM SATCHE)
|
|
(ADJECTIVE BATTER LEATHE BULKY)
|
|
(FLAGS CONTBIT SEARCHBIT TAKEBIT TRYTAKEBIT)
|
|
(CAPACITY 30)
|
|
(SIZE 20)
|
|
(ACTION SATCHEL-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE SATCHEL-DESCFCN ("OPTIONAL" X)
|
|
<TELL "There is a satchel here">
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,PANEL-BLOCKER ,SATCHEL>
|
|
<TELL ", resting in front of the " D ,ROBOT-PANEL>)>
|
|
<TELL ".">
|
|
<ITEM-ON-SATCHEL-DESCRIPTION>
|
|
<CRLF>
|
|
<RTRUE>>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE ITEM-ON-SATCHEL-DESCRIPTION ()
|
|
<COND (,ITEM-ON-SATCHEL
|
|
<TELL " Sitting on top of it is">
|
|
<ARTICLE ,ITEM-ON-SATCHEL>
|
|
<TELL ".">)>>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE SATCHEL-F ()
|
|
<COND (<AND <VERB? OPEN>
|
|
<NOT <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>>>
|
|
<PRIVATE "Ford">)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? PUT-ON>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,SATCHEL ,PRSI>>
|
|
<COND (<HELD? ,SATCHEL>
|
|
<TELL "Put down the satchel first." CR>)
|
|
(,ITEM-ON-SATCHEL
|
|
<TELL "But">
|
|
<ARTICLE ,ITEM-ON-SATCHEL T>
|
|
<TELL " is already on the satchel." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<SETG ITEM-ON-SATCHEL ,PRSO>
|
|
<MOVE ,PRSO ,HERE>
|
|
<FSET ,PRSO ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<FSET ,PRSO ,TRYTAKEBIT>
|
|
<TELL "Okay,">
|
|
<ARTICLE ,PRSO T>
|
|
<TELL " is now sitting on the satchel." CR>)>)
|
|
(<VERB? EXAMINE>
|
|
<TELL "The satchel, which is ">
|
|
<COND (<FSET? ,SATCHEL ,OPENBIT>
|
|
<TELL "open">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL "closed">)>
|
|
<TELL ", is fairly bulky.">
|
|
<ITEM-ON-SATCHEL-DESCRIPTION>
|
|
<CRLF>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? TAKE>
|
|
<IN? ,SATCHEL ,FORD>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Ford says, \"Hey, Arthur, keep " D ,HANDS "s off my satchel!\"" CR>)>>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT SATCHEL-FLUFF
|
|
(IN SATCHEL)
|
|
(DESC "satchel fluff")
|
|
(SYNONYM FLUFF LINT)
|
|
(ADJECTIVE SATCHE)
|
|
(FLAGS TAKEBIT NARTICLEBIT)
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(SIZE 1)
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(GENERIC POCKET-FLUFF)>
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<GLOBAL FLUFF-TO-GOWN <>>
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<GLOBAL TOWEL-MUDDY <>>
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<GLOBAL TOWEL-OFFERED <>>
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<OBJECT TOWEL
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(IN FORD)
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(DESC "towel")
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(SYNONYM TOWEL TOWELS)
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(FLAGS TAKEBIT TRYTAKEBIT)
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(SIZE 7)
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(CAPACITY 40)
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(ACTION TOWEL-F)>
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<ROUTINE TOWEL-F ()
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<COND (<AND <VERB? TAKE>
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<FSET? ,TOWEL ,TRYTAKEBIT>
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<EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>
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,LYING-DOWN>
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<FCLEAR ,TOWEL ,TRYTAKEBIT>
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<MOVE ,TOWEL ,PROTAGONIST>
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<MOVE ,FORD ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
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<SETG FORD-GONE T>
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<SETG FOLLOW-FLAG 5>
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<ENABLE <QUEUE I-FOLLOW 2>>
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<DISABLE <INT I-FORD>>
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<TELL
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|
"As you take it, Ford says \"Er, look, thanks for lending me the towel...
|
|
been nice knowing you... got to go now...\" He smiles oddly and walks down
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the " D ,COUNTRY-LANE "." CR>)
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(<AND <VERB? TAKE MOVE>
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<PRSO? ,TOWEL>
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<FSET? ,TOWEL ,SURFACEBIT>>
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<FCLEAR ,TOWEL ,TRYTAKEBIT>
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<FCLEAR ,TOWEL ,SURFACEBIT>
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<ROB ,TOWEL ,HERE>
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<FCLEAR ,TOWEL ,CONTBIT>
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<FCLEAR ,TOWEL ,OPENBIT>
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<FCLEAR ,TOWEL ,NDESCBIT>
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<COND (<VERB? MOVE>
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<TELL "Okay, it's no longer covering the drain." CR>)
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(T
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<RFALSE>)>)
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(<AND <VERB? PUT-ON TIE>
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<PRSI? ,BEAST>>
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<TELL "The effect is decorative rather than helpful." CR>)
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(<AND <VERB? PUT-ON TIE>
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<PRSI? ,HEAD ,EYES>>
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<COND (<FSET? ,TOWEL ,WORNBIT>
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<TELL "It already is." CR>)
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(<IN? ,BEAST ,HERE>
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<FSET ,TOWEL ,WORNBIT>
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<MOVE ,TOWEL ,PROTAGONIST>
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<ENABLE <QUEUE I-BEAST 11>>
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<TELL
|
|
"The " D ,BEAST " is completely bewildered. It is so dim it thinks that
|
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if you can't see it, it can't see you. You have a few seconds before it
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|
realises its mistake." CR>)
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(T
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<TELL
|
|
"There's no need for that. It's not like there's a " D ,BEAST " around,
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|
or something." CR>)>)
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(<AND <FSET? ,TOWEL ,WORNBIT>
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<VERB? TAKE-OFF REMOVE UNTIE>>
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<FCLEAR ,TOWEL ,WORNBIT>
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<TELL "You unwrap the towel from your head.">
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<COND (<FSET? ,BEAST ,MUNGEDBIT>
|
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<CRLF> <CRLF>
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<V-LOOK>
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<RTRUE>)>
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<COND (,BEARINGS-LOST
|
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<TELL " You see that you have wandered in circles">
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<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,OUTER-LAIR>
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|
<TELL
|
|
" and ended right beside the " D ,MEMORIAL>)>
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<TELL ".">)>
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<TELL
|
|
" Unfortunately, the Beast has also caught sight of you again. All this
|
|
fooling around has made it doubly angry and hungry. ">
|
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<BEAST-DEATH>
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<RTRUE>)
|
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(<VERB? EXAMINE>
|
|
<COND (<FSET? ,TOWEL ,SURFACEBIT>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?EXAMINE ,DRAIN>
|
|
<COND (<FIRST? ,TOWEL>
|
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<RFALSE>)>
|
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<RTRUE>)
|
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(,TOWEL-MUDDY
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|
<TELL "It is caked with mud." CR>)
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(T
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|
<TELL
|
|
"It's covered with little pink and blue flowers." CR>)>)
|
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(<AND <VERB? LIE-DOWN>
|
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<FSET? ,TOWEL ,SURFACEBIT>>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?STAND-BEFORE ,HOOK>
|
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<RTRUE>)>>
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<ROOM BACK-OF-HOUSE
|
|
(IN ROOMS)
|
|
(SYNONYM LIST QUESTI)
|
|
(ADJECTIVE GREAT UNANSW)
|
|
(DESC "Back of House")
|
|
(SE TO FRONT-OF-HOUSE)
|
|
(SW TO FRONT-OF-HOUSE)
|
|
(FLAGS RLANDBIT ONBIT OUTSIDEBIT)
|
|
(GLOBAL HOUSE HOME THIRD-PLANET RUBBLE)
|
|
(PSEUDO "TREE" TREE-PSEUDO "BIRDS" UNIMPORTANT-THING-F)
|
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(ACTION BACK-OF-HOUSE-F)>
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<ROUTINE BACK-OF-HOUSE-F (RARG)
|
|
<COND (<AND <EQUAL? .RARG ,M-END>
|
|
<NOT <RUNNING? ,I-VOGONS>>
|
|
,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED>
|
|
<I-VOGONS>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-VOGONS 2>>)
|
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(<EQUAL? .RARG ,M-LOOK>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"The rear garden is a pleasant place. I" ,NICE-DAY ", and it's a lovely day for
|
|
a walk. A path leads around the house to the southeast and southwest." CR>)>>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE TREE-PSEUDO ()
|
|
<COND (<VERB? CLIMB-UP CLIMB-FOO>
|
|
<TELL "You were never very good at that." CR>)>>
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|
|
|
<ROOM COUNTRY-LANE
|
|
(IN ROOMS)
|
|
(SYNONYM SPACE)
|
|
(DESC "Country Lane")
|
|
(NORTH TO FRONT-OF-HOUSE)
|
|
(WEST TO PUB)
|
|
(IN TO PUB)
|
|
(FLAGS RLANDBIT ONBIT OUTSIDEBIT)
|
|
(GLOBAL HOUSE HOME PUB-OBJECT BULLDOZER THIRD-PLANET)
|
|
(PSEUDO "TREE" TREE-PSEUDO)
|
|
(ACTION COUNTRY-LANE-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE COUNTRY-LANE-F (RARG)
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? .RARG ,M-ENTER>
|
|
<COND (<AND <NOT ,PROSSER-LYING>
|
|
<NOT ,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED>
|
|
<NOT <FSET? ,HOLD ,TOUCHBIT>>>
|
|
<SETG BULLDOZER-COUNTER 3>
|
|
<I-BULLDOZER>)
|
|
(<AND <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-DOG 1>>
|
|
<RFALSE>)
|
|
(<AND <EQUAL? ,DRUNK-LEVEL 3>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,ARTHUR>>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-DOG 1>>
|
|
<RFALSE>)
|
|
(<AND <FSET? ,HOLD ,TOUCHBIT>
|
|
<NOT <FSET? ,COUNTRY-LANE ,NDESCBIT>>>
|
|
<PUT ,FORD-TABLE 0 <LOC ,SATCHEL>>
|
|
<PUT ,FORD-TABLE 1 <LOC ,THUMB>>
|
|
<PUT ,FORD-TABLE 2 <LOC ,GUIDE>>
|
|
<PUT ,FORD-TABLE 3 <LOC ,TOWEL>>
|
|
<PUT ,FORD-TABLE 5 <LOC ,MINERAL-WATER>>
|
|
<COND (<FSET? ,THUMB ,MUNGEDBIT>
|
|
<PUT ,FORD-TABLE 4 T>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,THUMB ,MUNGEDBIT>)>
|
|
<FSET ,COUNTRY-LANE ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<ROB ,PROTAGONIST ,MEMORIAL>
|
|
<MOVE ,SATCHEL ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<MOVE ,THUMB ,SATCHEL>
|
|
<MOVE ,GUIDE ,SATCHEL>
|
|
<MOVE ,TOWEL ,SATCHEL>
|
|
<MOVE ,MINERAL-WATER ,SATCHEL>
|
|
<MOVE ,ARTHUR ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>
|
|
<SETG IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<MOVE ,FORD ,GLOBAL-OBJECTS>
|
|
<MOVE ,PEANUTS ,PUB>
|
|
<FSET ,PEANUTS ,TRYTAKEBIT>
|
|
<FSET ,PEANUTS ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<SETG PEANUTS-BOUGHT <>>
|
|
<SETG DREAMING T>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-VOGONS 38>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"You are hurrying up a country lane. The sky is light and clear, but you keep
|
|
glancing at it with apprehension because you know that it will shortly be torn
|
|
apart by Vogon ships, and that the hills and trees around you will just burn
|
|
up and blow away, and you hope there's time for a quick drink beforehand.|
|
|
|
|
|
You want to hitch a ride aboard the Vogon fleet, but are anxious because it's
|
|
so long since you were through a" ,BEAM "." CR CR>)>)
|
|
(<AND <EQUAL? .RARG ,M-END>
|
|
<FSET? ,COUNTRY-LANE ,REVISITBIT>>
|
|
<SETG DREAMING T>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Suddenly a shadow passes in front of the sun. You look up. The shadow is a "
|
|
D ,FLEET ". You fumble for ">
|
|
<JIGS-UP
|
|
"your Thumb, but before you can hitch a ride the planet is destroyed.">
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? .RARG ,M-LOOK>
|
|
<TELL "The road runs from ">
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,ARTHUR>
|
|
<TELL "your">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL "Arthur's">)>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" home, to the north, toward the village Pub, to the west." CR>)>>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE I-DOG ()
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,WAR-CHAMBER>
|
|
<SETG DOG-COUNTER <+ ,DOG-COUNTER 1>>
|
|
<COND (<AND <L? ,DOG-COUNTER 13>
|
|
<VERB? WAIT>>
|
|
<RFALSE>)>
|
|
<CRLF>
|
|
<COND (<L? ,DOG-COUNTER 13>
|
|
<TELL "The fleet continues to hurtle sunwards." CR>)
|
|
(,DOG-FED
|
|
<SETG LYING-DOWN <>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Your simple act of kindness at a moment of great personal anxiety (you fed
|
|
the dog, remember?) now brings rich rewards. " ,FLEET-PLUNGES " spots the dog
|
|
(which appears to them as a gigantic monster) cheerfully tucking into a
|
|
" D ,SANDWICH ".|
|
|
|
|
|
The Vl'Hurgs and the G'Gugvunts are moved by this simple picture of happiness,
|
|
compared with the furious savagery of their own lives. They think back to a day
|
|
when they used to relax over an odd " D ,SANDWICH " themselves, often at sunset
|
|
after a hearty day working in the fields back in Vl'Hurgon and G'Gugvia, and
|
|
decide to return and rebuild their homes in a new spirit of harmony and
|
|
cooperation.|
|
|
|
|
|
Grateful, they offer to drop you at " D ,HEART-OF-GOLD " on the way home.
|
|
After a brief 900 parsec trip, you are escorted into the Transporter Chamber
|
|
of the warship. The transporter glows, and your surroundings change..." CR CR>
|
|
<GOTO ,MAZE>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL ,FLEET-PLUNGES>
|
|
<JIGS-UP
|
|
", due to a terrible miscalculation in scale, is swallowed by a small dog.">
|
|
<RTRUE>)>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<MOVE ,DOG ,HERE>
|
|
<DISABLE <INT I-DOG>>
|
|
<TELL "You run up the lane after Arthur. You pass a">
|
|
<COND (,DOG-FED
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" serene dog. Fate cannot harm him, he has dined today." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL "n irritable dog who yaps at you." CR>)>)
|
|
(<AND <NOT <IN? ,DOG ,HERE>>
|
|
<NOT <IN? ,FLEET ,HERE>>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,HERE ,COUNTRY-LANE>>
|
|
<MOVE ,DOG ,HERE>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-DOG 2>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"You see the huge " D ,BULLDOZER " heaving itself among the cloud of brick dust
|
|
which is all that remains of " D ,HOME ". As you start up the lane, a small dog
|
|
runs up to you, yapping." CR>)
|
|
(<AND <NOT ,DOG-FED>
|
|
<IN? ,DOG ,HERE>
|
|
<NOT <FSET? ,DOG ,TOUCHBIT>>>
|
|
<FSET ,DOG ,TOUCHBIT>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"The dog carries on yapping for a moment and then gulps uncomfortably." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<RFALSE>)>>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT DOG
|
|
(IN LOCAL-GLOBALS) ;"just for the purpose of MOBY-FIND"
|
|
(DESC "dog")
|
|
(SYNONYM DOG MONGRE)
|
|
(ADJECTIVE SMALL SERENE IRRITA)
|
|
(ACTION DOG-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE DOG-F ()
|
|
<COND (<VERB? GIVE THROW>
|
|
<COND (<PRSO? ,SANDWICH>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<MOVE ,SANDWICH ,HERE>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"The dog is in a bad mood and tries to bite " D ,HANDS ". The " D ,SANDWICH
|
|
" lies ignored in the roadside dust." CR>)
|
|
(<FSET? ,DOG ,TOUCHBIT> ;"already swallowed fleet"
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"The dog, which seems to have a slight case of indigestion,
|
|
ignores the " D ,SANDWICH "." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<MOVE ,SANDWICH ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
|
|
<SETG DOG-FED T>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"The dog is deeply moved. With powerful sweeps of its tail it indicates that
|
|
it regards this " D ,SANDWICH " as one of the great " D ,SANDWICH "es. Nine
|
|
out of ten pet owners could happen by at this point expressing any preference
|
|
they pleased, but this dog would spurn both them and all their tins. This is
|
|
a dog which has met its main sandwich. It eats" ,WITH-PASSION CR>)>)
|
|
(<PRSO? ,PEANUTS>
|
|
<TELL "This is a dog, not an elephant." CR>)>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? EXAMINE>
|
|
<NOT ,DOG-FED>>
|
|
<TELL "The mongrel looks hungry." CR>)
|
|
(<VERB? RUB KICK PUSH>
|
|
<TELL "The dog tries to bite your ">
|
|
<COND (<VERB? KICK>
|
|
<TELL "foot">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL "hand">)>
|
|
<TELL "." CR>)>>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT PUB-OBJECT
|
|
(IN LOCAL-GLOBALS)
|
|
(DESC "Pub")
|
|
(SYNONYM PUB GROOM)
|
|
(ADJECTIVE HORSE \'N)
|
|
(ACTION PUB-OBJECT-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE PUB-OBJECT-F ()
|
|
<COND (<VERB? WALK-TO THROUGH>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,PUB>
|
|
<TELL ,LOOK-AROUND CR>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,HERE ,COUNTRY-LANE>
|
|
<DO-WALK ,P?WEST>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<V-WALK-AROUND>)>)
|
|
(<VERB? EXIT LEAVE DISEMBARK>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,PUB>
|
|
<DO-WALK ,P?EAST>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL ,LOOK-AROUND CR>)>)>>
|
|
|
|
<ROOM PUB
|
|
(IN ROOMS)
|
|
(SYNONYM ALCOHO)
|
|
(DESC "Pub")
|
|
(EAST TO COUNTRY-LANE)
|
|
(OUT TO COUNTRY-LANE)
|
|
(FLAGS RLANDBIT ONBIT OUTSIDEBIT)
|
|
(GLOBAL PUB-OBJECT WINDOW THIRD-PLANET PUB-FURNISHINGS)
|
|
(PSEUDO "PEOPLE" UNIMPORTANT-THING-F)
|
|
(ACTION PUB-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE PUB-F (RARG)
|
|
<COND (<AND <EQUAL? .RARG ,M-ENTER>
|
|
<NOT ,TOWEL-OFFERED>
|
|
<AND <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>>>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-UNEASY -1>>
|
|
<RFALSE>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? .RARG ,M-LOOK>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"The Pub is pleasant and cheerful and full of pleasant and cheerful people who
|
|
don't know they've got about twelve minutes to live and are therefore having a
|
|
spot of lunch. Some music is playing on an old jukebox. The exit is east." CR>)
|
|
(<AND <EQUAL? .RARG ,M-END>
|
|
<FSET? ,BEER ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<IN? ,FORD ,HERE>
|
|
<NOT <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>>>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,BEER ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-FORD 2>>
|
|
<SETG FORD-COUNTER 5>
|
|
<CRLF>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Ford buys " D ,BEER " and offers half to you. \"Muscle relaxant...\" he
|
|
says, impenetrably." CR>)>>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT BAR
|
|
(IN PUB)
|
|
(DESC "bar")
|
|
(SYNONYM BAR COUNTE)
|
|
(FLAGS NDESCBIT CONTBIT SURFACEBIT OPENBIT)
|
|
(CAPACITY 60)
|
|
(ACTION BAR-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE BAR-F ()
|
|
<COND (<VERB? LOOK-BEHIND>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?EXAMINE ,PUB-SHELF>
|
|
<RTRUE>)>>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT PUB-SHELF
|
|
(IN PUB)
|
|
(DESC "shelf of items")
|
|
(LDESC
|
|
"Behind the bar is a shelf. It is full of the sort of items you find on shelves
|
|
behind bars in pubs.")
|
|
(SYNONYM SHELF ITEMS SHELVE)
|
|
(ACTION PUB-SHELF-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE PUB-SHELF-F ()
|
|
<COND (<VERB? EXAMINE>
|
|
<FSET ,PUB-SHELF ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"On the shelf behind the bar is the usual array of bottles, glasses
|
|
and soggy beermats">
|
|
<COND (<NOT ,PEANUTS-BOUGHT>
|
|
<FSET ,PEANUTS ,TAKEBIT>
|
|
<FSET ,PEANUTS ,TRYTAKEBIT>
|
|
<COND (,SANDWICH-BOUGHT
|
|
<TELL ", and">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL ",">)>
|
|
<TELL " some packets of peanuts">)>
|
|
<COND (<NOT ,SANDWICH-BOUGHT>
|
|
<FSET ,SANDWICH ,TAKEBIT>
|
|
<FSET ,SANDWICH ,TRYTAKEBIT>
|
|
<TELL ", and a plate of uninviting " D ,SANDWICH "es">)>
|
|
<TELL "." CR>)>>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT MUSIC
|
|
(IN PUB)
|
|
(DESC "music")
|
|
(SYNONYM MUSIC SONG SONGS)
|
|
(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT NDESCBIT)
|
|
(ACTION MUSIC-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE MUSIC-F ()
|
|
<COND (<VERB? LISTEN ENJOY>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?LISTEN ,JUKEBOX>
|
|
<RTRUE>)>>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT JUKEBOX
|
|
(IN PUB)
|
|
(DESC "jukebox")
|
|
(SYNONYM JUKEBO BOX)
|
|
(ADJECTIVE JUKE OLD)
|
|
(FLAGS NDESCBIT LIGHTBIT ONBIT)
|
|
(ACTION JUKEBOX-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE JUKEBOX-F ()
|
|
<COND (<VERB? LISTEN>
|
|
<TELL "The song is ">
|
|
<COND (<PROB 25>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"a Walker Brothers single, \"The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore.\"" CR>)
|
|
(<PROB 33>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"\"Get Back\" by the Beatles." CR>)
|
|
(<PROB 50>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"\"Hey Jude\" by the Beatles (Footnote 4). It's a particular favourite, and
|
|
listening to it calms you down, and cheers you up." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL "\"Tie a Yellow Ribbon.\"">
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" You can't stand it, and are pleased to think that this is probably the
|
|
last time it will ever be heard.">)>
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<CRLF>)>)
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(<VERB? LAMP-OFF>
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<PRIVATE "the Pub">)>>
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<OBJECT PUB-FURNISHINGS
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(IN LOCAL-GLOBALS)
|
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(DESC "it")
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(SYNONYM BEERMA GLASSE BOTTLE GLASS)
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(ADJECTIVE USUAL SOGGY)
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(FLAGS NDESCBIT NARTICLEBIT)
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(GENERIC MINERAL-WATER)
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(ACTION UNIMPORTANT-THING-F)>
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|
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<OBJECT BARMAN
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(IN PUB)
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(DESC "barman")
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(LDESC "There is a barman serving at the bar.")
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(SYNONYM BARMAN BARTEN)
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(FLAGS ACTORBIT)
|
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(ACTION BARMAN-F)>
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|
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<ROUTINE BARMAN-F ()
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<COND (<EQUAL? ,BARMAN ,WINNER>
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<COND (<AND <VERB? TELL-ABOUT>
|
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<PRSO? ,ME>>
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<SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
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<PERFORM ,V?ASK-ABOUT ,BARMAN ,PRSI>
|
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<SETG WINNER ,BARMAN>
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<RTRUE>)
|
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(<VERB? HELLO>
|
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<SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
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<PERFORM ,V?HELLO ,BARMAN>
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<SETG WINNER ,BARMAN>
|
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<RTRUE>)
|
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(<AND <VERB? GIVE>
|
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<PRSO? ,ME>
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<PRSI? ,SANDWICH ,BEER ,PEANUTS>>
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<PERFORM ,V?BUY ,PRSI>
|
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<RTRUE>)
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(T
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|
<TELL
|
|
"The barman ignores you and keeps polishing the other end of the bar." CR>)>)
|
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(<AND <VERB? ASK-FOR>
|
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<PRSI? ,SANDWICH ,BEER ,PEANUTS>>
|
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<PERFORM ,V?BUY ,PRSI>
|
|
<RTRUE>)>>
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<OBJECT BEER
|
|
(IN PUB)
|
|
(DESC "lots of beer")
|
|
(SYNONYM LOTS BITTER PINT BEER)
|
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(FLAGS DRINKBIT NARTICLEBIT NDESCBIT)
|
|
(ACTION BEER-F)>
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|
|
|
<GLOBAL DRUNK-LEVEL 0>
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|
|
|
<GLOBAL FORD-POINT 15>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE BEER-F ()
|
|
<COND (<AND <VERB? DRINK ENJOY COUNT SMELL RUB TAKE>
|
|
<FSET? ,BEER ,NDESCBIT>>
|
|
<TELL "You'd better buy some first." CR>)
|
|
(<VERB? COUNT>
|
|
<TELL "Lots." CR>)
|
|
(<VERB? TAKE>
|
|
<TELL "Just drink it!" CR>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<COND (<VERB? BUY>
|
|
<COND (<NOT <FSET? ,BEER ,NDESCBIT>>
|
|
<TELL "You already did!" CR>
|
|
<RTRUE>)>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,BEER ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<COND (<IN? ,ARTHUR ,HERE>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"You order six pints of bitter -- three for you, three for Arthur. According
|
|
to " D ,GUIDE " this should">
|
|
<CUSHION>
|
|
<TELL CR CR
|
|
"As you drink the first pint, you mention to Arthur that you are from a
|
|
different planet, but it makes little impression. This surprises you, because
|
|
you thought it was the sort of thing that would interest people." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"You buy yourself three pints, which you calculate you will need to">
|
|
<CUSHION>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" This is a tip you picked up from " D ,GUIDE "." CR>)>)
|
|
(<VERB? DRINK ENJOY>
|
|
<SETG DRUNK-LEVEL <+ ,DRUNK-LEVEL 1>>
|
|
<COND (<NOT <IN? ,ARTHUR ,HERE>>
|
|
<TELL ,DOWN-WELL>
|
|
<CRLF>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,DRUNK-LEVEL 1>
|
|
<SETG SCORE <+ ,SCORE ,FORD-POINT>>
|
|
<SETG FORD-POINT 0>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
,DOWN-WELL " At least they managed to get something right on this benighted
|
|
planet. You decide it's time to tell Arthur that the world is about to end.
|
|
You tell him. Arthur is completely unperturbed. Curious. You wonder what sort
|
|
of news it would take to disturb him." CR>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,DRUNK-LEVEL 2>
|
|
<TELL ,DOWN-WELL>
|
|
<SCENE-THROUGH-WINDOW>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL "You've had enough." CR>)>)>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<COND (<VERB? DRINK ENJOY>
|
|
<SETG SCORE <+ ,SCORE 5>>
|
|
<SETG DRUNK-LEVEL <+ ,DRUNK-LEVEL 1>>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,DRUNK-LEVEL 4>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"You can hear the muffled noise of your home being demolished, and the
|
|
taste of the beer sours in your mouth." CR CR>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?GET-DRUNK ,ROOMS>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,DRUNK-LEVEL 3>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-FORD -1>>
|
|
<SETG HOUSE-DEMOLISHED T>
|
|
<SETG PROSSER-LYING <>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"There is a distant crash which Ford explains is nothing to worry about,
|
|
probably just your house being knocked down." CR>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,DRUNK-LEVEL 2>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"It is really very pleasant stuff, with a very good dry, nutty flavour, some
|
|
light froth on top, and a deep colour. It is at exactly room temperature. You
|
|
reflect that the world cannot be all bad when there are such pleasures in it.|
|
|
|
|
|
Ford mentions that the world is going to end in about twelve minutes." CR>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,DRUNK-LEVEL 1>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"It's very good beer, brewed by a small local company. You particularly like
|
|
its flavour, which is why you woke up feeling so wretched this morning. You
|
|
were at somebody's birthday party here in the Pub last night.|
|
|
|
|
|
You begin to relax and enjoy yourself, so when Ford mentions that he's from a
|
|
small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, not from Guildford as he usually
|
|
claims, you take it in your stride, and say \"Oh yes, which part?\"" CR>)>)
|
|
(<VERB? BUY>
|
|
<COND (<FSET? ,BEER ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<PERFORM ,V?BUY ,PEANUTS>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL
|
|
D ,FORD " has already bought an enormous quantity for you!" CR>)>)>)>>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT PEANUTS
|
|
(IN PUB)
|
|
(DESC "peanuts")
|
|
(SYNONYM PACKET PEANUT NUT NUTS)
|
|
(FLAGS TRYTAKEBIT NDESCBIT NARTICLEBIT EATBIT)
|
|
(ACTION PEANUTS-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE PEANUTS-F ()
|
|
<COND (<AND <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<VERB? BUY>>
|
|
<COND (,PEANUTS-BOUGHT
|
|
<TELL "You did!" CR>
|
|
<RTRUE>)>
|
|
<SETG PEANUTS-BOUGHT T>
|
|
<MOVE ,PEANUTS ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,PEANUTS ,TRYTAKEBIT>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,PEANUTS ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"You buy some peanuts, which you'll need to replace protein loss from the"
|
|
,BEAM ", a tip you picked up from " D ,GUIDE "." CR>)
|
|
(<VERB? OPEN>
|
|
<TELL "Just eat 'em." CR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? EAT ENJOY>
|
|
,EARTH-DEMOLISHED
|
|
,GROGGY>
|
|
<SETG GROGGY <>>
|
|
<MOVE ,PEANUTS ,PUB>
|
|
<FSET ,PEANUTS ,TRYTAKEBIT>
|
|
<FSET ,PEANUTS ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"You feel stronger as the peanuts replace some of the protein you lost
|
|
in the" ,BEAM "." CR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? BUY>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,HERE ,PUB>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"However much you clear your throat, wave your forefinger, or wiggle your
|
|
eyebrows, the barman pays no attention, but carries on wiping another part
|
|
of the bar." CR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? TAKE EAT>
|
|
<FSET? ,PEANUTS ,TRYTAKEBIT>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,HERE ,PUB>>
|
|
<TELL ,HANDS-OFF CR>)>>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT SANDWICH
|
|
(IN PUB)
|
|
(DESC "cheese sandwich")
|
|
(SYNONYM PLATE SANDWI)
|
|
(ADJECTIVE CHEESE UNINVI)
|
|
(FLAGS NDESCBIT EATBIT TRYTAKEBIT)
|
|
(SIZE 10)
|
|
(ACTION SANDWICH-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE SANDWICH-F ()
|
|
<COND (<AND <VERB? BUY>
|
|
<NOT ,SANDWICH-BOUGHT>>
|
|
<MOVE ,SANDWICH ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<FSET ,SANDWICH ,TAKEBIT>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,SANDWICH ,TRYTAKEBIT>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,SANDWICH ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<SETG SANDWICH-BOUGHT T>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"The barman gives you a " D ,SANDWICH ". The bread is like the stuff that
|
|
stereos come packed in, the cheese would be great for rubbing out spelling
|
|
mistakes, and margarine and pickle have performed an unedifying chemical
|
|
reaction to produce something that shouldn't be, but is, turquoise. Since
|
|
it is clearly unfit for human consumption you are grateful to be charged
|
|
only a pound for it." CR>)
|
|
(<VERB? BUY>
|
|
<TELL "You already did." CR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? TAKE EAT ENJOY>
|
|
<FSET? ,SANDWICH ,TRYTAKEBIT>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,HERE ,PUB>>
|
|
<TELL ,HANDS-OFF CR>)
|
|
(<VERB? EAT ENJOY>
|
|
<MOVE ,SANDWICH ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
|
|
<SETG SCORE <- ,SCORE 30>>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"You swallow with revulsion, astonished that life forms which have spent 4.6
|
|
billion years evolving cannot produce a better " D ,SANDWICH " than this." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"It is one of the least rewarding taste experiences you can recall." CR>)>)>>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL DOG-FED <>>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL PEANUTS-BOUGHT <>>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL SANDWICH-BOUGHT <>>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL VOGON-COUNTER 0>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL FORD-GONE <>>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE I-VOGONS ()
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-VOGONS -1>>
|
|
<SETG VOGON-COUNTER <+ ,VOGON-COUNTER 1>>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,VOGON-COUNTER 1>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,HERE ,PUB>
|
|
<GO-TO-LANE>)>
|
|
<MOVE ,FLEET ,HERE>
|
|
<CRLF>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<MOVE ,ARTHUR ,HERE>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Right on schedule (according to the news you picked up last night on your
|
|
Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic), a huge " D ,FLEET " hurtles noisily through the sky.
|
|
Time is very, very short. Storms break in the wake of the ships, the wind
|
|
whips at you and makes it difficult to stand. You grab hold of a tree." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"With a noise like a cross between Led Zeppelin's farewell concert and the
|
|
eruption of Krakatoa, a huge " D ,FLEET " flies overhead and announces that
|
|
the Earth will be demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass in \"two
|
|
of your Earth minutes.\"" CR>
|
|
<COND (<AND <IN? ,FORD ,HERE>
|
|
<EQUAL? ,FORD-COUNTER 0>>
|
|
<MOVE ,FORD ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
|
|
<DISABLE <INT I-FORD>>
|
|
<SETG FORD-GONE T>
|
|
<MOVE ,TOWEL ,HERE>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,TOWEL ,TRYTAKEBIT>
|
|
<TELL CR
|
|
"Ford drops the towel and dashes away." CR>)>
|
|
<COND (<HELD? ,THING>
|
|
<MOVE ,THING ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
|
|
<TELL CR "In all the turmoil, ">
|
|
<COND (<IN? ,THING ,GOWN>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"the " D ,THING " drops out of your pocket and rolls away.">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"you drop the " D ,THING " and it rolls away.">)>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" It is the least of your worries. Anyway," ,GET-RID CR>)>)>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,VOGON-COUNTER 2>
|
|
<CRLF>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"The vast yellow ships thunder across the sky, spreading waves of terror and
|
|
panic in their wake. The voice of the " D ,VOGON-CAPTAIN " slams across the
|
|
country, insisting that the planning charts and demolition orders have been
|
|
available at the local planning office in Alpha Centauri for fifty years and
|
|
it's too late to start making a fuss about it now.">
|
|
<CRLF>
|
|
<COND (,FORD-GONE
|
|
<RTRUE>)>
|
|
<CRLF>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<COND (<HELD? ,THUMB ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<COND (<IN? ,THUMB ,PROTAGONIST>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"The " D ,THUMB " in " D ,HANDS " begins to whine.">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"You remove the " D ,THUMB " from your satchel.">)>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" Lights pulsate across its surface. " ,THUMB-FUMBLE>
|
|
<MOVE ,THUMB ,HERE>
|
|
<SETG P-IT-OBJECT ,THUMB>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"You wish you were holding your " D ,THUMB ".">)>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" Arthur is struggling desperately towards you. The end of this planet is
|
|
now only seconds away." CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<MOVE ,THUMB ,HERE>
|
|
<SETG P-IT-OBJECT ,THUMB>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Throughout the noise, Ford is shouting at you. He removes a small black
|
|
device from his satchel, but accidentally drops it at your feet." CR>)>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,VOGON-COUNTER 3>
|
|
<CRLF>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Fierce gales whip across the land, and thunder bangs continuously through
|
|
the air in the wake of the giant ships. ">
|
|
<COND (<AND <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,ARTHUR>
|
|
<NOT ,FORD-GONE>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"Ford fights to reach you, but the wind is too fierce. Further announcements
|
|
from the " D ,VOGON-CAPTAIN " make it clear that demolition will begin in
|
|
just a few seconds.|
|
|
|
|
|
Through the blinding rain, you see lights flickering on the small device." CR>)
|
|
(<AND <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<IN? ,THUMB ,HERE>>
|
|
<COND (,FLUFF-TO-GOWN
|
|
<FSET ,COUNTRY-LANE ,REVISITBIT>)>
|
|
<TELL ,DRIVEN-BACK>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
" Fortunately, at this point, Arthur picks up the Thumb, and somehow
|
|
manages to push the right button">
|
|
<COND (<FSET? ,THUMB ,MUNGEDBIT>
|
|
<TELL ". Unfortunately, the" ,THUMB-CLICKS>
|
|
<SETG VOGON-COUNTER 4>
|
|
<TELL " ">
|
|
<I-VOGONS>
|
|
<RTRUE>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL "." CR CR>
|
|
<JIGS-UP
|
|
"However often you do it, you are still stunned by the shock of
|
|
dematerialisation. The scene around is ripped away like a flimsy backcloth.">
|
|
<RTRUE>)>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<CRLF>)>)
|
|
(<EQUAL? ,VOGON-COUNTER 5>
|
|
<TELL "The Earth is destroyed by the " D ,FLEET>
|
|
<COND (,FLUFF-TO-GOWN
|
|
<FSET ,COUNTRY-LANE ,REVISITBIT>)>
|
|
<JIGS-UP ".">
|
|
<RTRUE>)>>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE GO-TO-LANE ()
|
|
<SETG LYING-DOWN <>>
|
|
<TELL CR "You hear sounds of panic from the street. You ">
|
|
<COND (<AND <EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<NOT <IN? ,ARTHUR ,HERE>>>
|
|
<TELL "leave the Pub and run into Arthur..." CR CR>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<TELL "and Arthur">)
|
|
(T
|
|
<TELL "and Ford">)>
|
|
<TELL " rush outside..." CR CR>)>
|
|
<GOTO ,COUNTRY-LANE>
|
|
<COND (<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,FORD>
|
|
<MOVE ,ARTHUR ,COUNTRY-LANE>)
|
|
(T
|
|
<MOVE ,FORD ,COUNTRY-LANE>)>>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL FORD-TABLE
|
|
<TABLE 0 0 0 0 0>>
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT FLEET
|
|
(IN LOCAL-GLOBALS) ;"just for the purpose of MOBY-FIND"
|
|
(DESC "fleet of Vogon Constructor ships")
|
|
(SYNONYM FLEET SHIP SHIPS SPACES)
|
|
(ADJECTIVE VOGON CONSTR HUGE UGLY YELLOW)
|
|
(FLAGS NDESCBIT)
|
|
(ACTION FLEET-F)>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE FLEET-F ()
|
|
<COND (<VERB? ENJOY>
|
|
<TELL ,ZEN CR>)
|
|
(<VERB? WALK-TO THROUGH>
|
|
<SETG AWAITING-REPLY 11>
|
|
<ENABLE <QUEUE I-REPLY 2>>
|
|
<TELL "From here?" CR>)
|
|
(<AND <VERB? EXAMINE>
|
|
<NOT <EQUAL? ,HERE ,HOLD ,AIRLOCK ,CAPTAINS-QUARTERS>>>
|
|
<TELL
|
|
"The fleet consists of terrifying numbers of huge, ugly, yellow ships, all
|
|
scarred with the results of many such past demolition jobs. Chicago's John
|
|
Hancock tower, knocked about a bit and painted yellow, is what they each look
|
|
like. That is, knocked about a bit, painted yellow, and flying." CR>)>>
|
|
|
|
<GLOBAL EARTH-DEMOLISHED <>>
|
|
|
|
<ROUTINE LEAVE-EARTH ()
|
|
<DISABLE <INT I-HOUSEWRECK>>
|
|
<DISABLE <INT I-BULLDOZER>>
|
|
<DISABLE <INT I-PROSSER>>
|
|
<DISABLE <INT I-FORD>>
|
|
<DISABLE <INT I-VOGONS>>
|
|
<SETG HEADACHE <>>
|
|
<SETG BULLDOZER-COUNTER 0>
|
|
<SETG PROSSER-COUNTER 0>
|
|
<SETG PROSSER-LYING <>>
|
|
<SETG FORD-COUNTER 0>
|
|
<SETG DRUNK-LEVEL 0>
|
|
<SETG HOUSE-DEMOLISHED <>>
|
|
<SETG VOGON-COUNTER 0>
|
|
<SETG EARTH-DEMOLISHED T>
|
|
<SETG IDENTITY-FLAG ,ARTHUR>
|
|
<MOVE ,ARTHUR ,GLOBAL-OBJECTS>
|
|
<MOVE ,DOG ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
|
|
<MOVE ,FLEET ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
|
|
<MOVE ,FORD ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
|
|
<COND (<AND <NOT <HELD? ,SANDWICH>>
|
|
,SANDWICH-BOUGHT>
|
|
<MOVE ,SANDWICH ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>)>
|
|
<FSET ,BEER ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,PROSSER ,TOUCHBIT>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE ,NDESCBIT>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE ,TOUCHBIT>
|
|
<FCLEAR ,COUNTRY-LANE ,TOUCHBIT>>
|
|
|
|
;"second time around"
|
|
|
|
<OBJECT ARTHUR
|
|
(IN LOCAL-GLOBALS) ;"just for the purpose of MOBY-FIND"
|
|
(DESC "Arthur Dent")
|
|
(LDESC "Arthur Dent is here.")
|
|
(SYNONYM ARTHUR DENT)
|
|
(ADJECTIVE ARTHUR)
|
|
(FLAGS NARTICLEBIT VOWELBIT ACTORBIT)
|
|
(ACTION ARTHUR-F)>
|
|
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<ROUTINE ARTHUR-F ()
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<COND (<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,ARTHUR>
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<COND (<EQUAL? ,ARTHUR ,PRSO>
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<PERFORM ,PRSA ,ME ,PRSI>
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<RTRUE>)
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(T
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<PERFORM ,PRSA ,PRSO ,ME>
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<RTRUE>)>)
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(<EQUAL? ,ARTHUR ,WINNER>
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<COND (<IN? ,FLEET ,HERE>
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<TELL ,ABOVE-NOISE CR>)
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(<AND <VERB? FOLLOW>
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<EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>
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<PRSO? ,ME>>
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<COND (,PROSSER-LYING
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<TELL "Arthur seems willing to do so." CR>)
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(T
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<BUT-THAT-MAN "Arthur exclaims">
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<CRLF>)>)
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(<AND <VERB? DRINK>
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<PRSO? ,BEER>>
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<COND (<FSET? ,BEER ,NDESCBIT>
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<SETG WINNER ,PROTAGONIST>
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<PERFORM ,V?DRINK ,BEER>
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<SETG WINNER ,ARTHUR>
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<RTRUE>)
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(T
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<TELL
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"Arthur seems to be waiting to follow your lead." CR>)>)
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(T
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<TELL "Arthur looks too confused to respond." CR>)>
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<FUCKING-CLEAR>)
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(<AND <VERB? HELLO TELL ASK-FOR ASK-ABOUT TELL-ABOUT>
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<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,TRILLIAN>
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<PRSO? ,ARTHUR>>
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<COND (,FLUFF-REMOVED
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<I-ARTHUR>)
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(T
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<TELL
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"You approach Arthur. He seems to find your tone a little cool, smiles
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unhappily, and wanders to the other end of the room." CR>)>
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<ENABLE <QUEUE I-ARTHUR 2>>
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<FUCKING-CLEAR>)
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(<AND <VERB? TELL-ABOUT ASK-ABOUT ASK-FOR>
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<PRSO? ,ARTHUR>
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<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,TRILLIAN>>
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<PERFORM ,V?HELLO ,ARTHUR>
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<RTRUE>)
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(<AND <VERB? CARVE>
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<PRSI? ,MEMORIAL>>
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<PERFORM ,V?CARVE ,YOUR-NAME ,MEMORIAL>
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<RTRUE>)
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(<AND <VERB? GIVE>
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<PRSO? ,TOWEL>
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<EQUAL? ,HERE ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>
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<NOT ,TOWEL-OFFERED>>
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<SETG TOWEL-OFFERED T>
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<TELL
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"Inexplicably, Arthur takes no notice of the towel which, magnificently, you
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are trying to return to him. Instead, he says, \"Ford, what about my home?\"|
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You start guiltily. Does he actually KNOW that the Earth is about to be
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destroyed? You start to ask him, then stop. If he knows, what the Zark is he
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doing lying here in the mud in front of...|
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You look around. You notice the " D ,BULLDOZER " properly for the first time.
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You notice Arthur's house. You notice the workmen. The penny drops. His HOUSE
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is about to be demolished. You feel like a complete...what's the word?">
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<COND (<IDIOT?>
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<TELL
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"Thank you. An idiot is exactly what you feel like.">)
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(T
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<TELL
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"No, actually, \"idiot\" was the word I was looking for.">)>
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<TELL CR CR
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"In a reckless moment you go completely mad and decide that you ought to take
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Arthur with you. You try to tell Arthur about the importance of getting a
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drink, but he's rambling on about a man called Prosser." CR>
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<RFATAL>)
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(<AND <PRSO? ,SANDWICH>
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<VERB? GIVE>>
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<MOVE ,SANDWICH ,ARTHUR>
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<TELL
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"Arthur takes it, sniffs it suspiciously, and wisely decides that it's
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safer in his pocket than in his stomach." CR>)
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(<AND <VERB? GIVE>
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<PRSO? ,SATCHEL-FLUFF>>
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<COND (,HOUSE-DEMOLISHED
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<MOVE ,SATCHEL-FLUFF ,LOCAL-GLOBALS>
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<SETG FLUFF-TO-GOWN T>
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<TELL
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"Arthur hiccups, takes the fluff, and sticks it in his pocket." CR>)
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(T
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<TELL
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"Arthur blinks several times, but doesn't take the fluff. Perhaps if he
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had a few drinks in him..." CR>)>)
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(<AND <VERB? EXAMINE>
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<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,TRILLIAN>>
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<TELL
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"Arthur seems nice and well meaning, but also terribly shy.">
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<COND (<NOT ,FLUFF-REMOVED>
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<MOVE ,JACKET-FLUFF ,HERE>
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<ENABLE <QUEUE I-ARTHUR -1>>
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<TELL
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" He has tried to start a " D ,CONVERSATION " with you several times, but still
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hasn't gotten past \"Hello.\" He has an enormous, unsightly ball of fluff
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on his jacket.">)>
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<CRLF>)
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(<AND <VERB? FOLLOW>
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<EQUAL? ,FOLLOW-FLAG 4>>
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<DO-WALK ,P?EAST>)
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(<AND <VERB? PICK-UP>
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<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,TRILLIAN>>
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<PERFORM ,V?PICK-UP ,ZAPHOD>
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<RTRUE>)
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(<AND <VERB? LISTEN>
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<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,TRILLIAN>
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,FLUFF-REMOVED>
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<TELL "Unfortunately, you seem to have no choice." CR>)>>
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<ROUTINE IDIOT? ()
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<CRLF> <CRLF>
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<PRINTI ">">
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<READ ,P-INBUF ,P-LEXV>
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<COND (<EQUAL? <GET ,P-LEXV 1> ,W?IDIOT>
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<RTRUE>)
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(T
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<RFALSE>)>>
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<GLOBAL UNEASY-COUNTER 0>
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<GLOBAL IDENTITY-FLAG <>>
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<ROUTINE I-UNEASY ()
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<SETG UNEASY-COUNTER <+ ,UNEASY-COUNTER 1>>
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<COND (<NOT <EQUAL? ,HERE ,PUB>>
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<DISABLE <INT I-UNEASY>>
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<RFALSE>)>
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<CRLF>
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<COND (<EQUAL? ,UNEASY-COUNTER 1>
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<TELL "You feel uneasy about something." CR>)
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(<EQUAL? ,UNEASY-COUNTER 2 3 4>
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<TELL "You still feel uneasy." CR>)
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(T
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<TELL
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"The sense of uneasiness you've been so busy ignoring now utterly engulfs you,
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as you realise that you've broken the fundamental rule of time travel: \"Do as
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you would have done by.\" The rational foundation of the Universe crashes and
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within a few seconds the whole of creation ceases ever to have exis" CR CR CR>
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<QUIT>)>>
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<ROUTINE I-ARTHUR ()
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<ENABLE <QUEUE I-ARTHUR -1>>
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<COND (<EQUAL? ,IDENTITY-FLAG ,TRILLIAN>
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<COND (,FLUFF-REMOVED
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<CRLF>
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<COND (<NOT <IN? ,ARTHUR ,HERE>>
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<MOVE ,ARTHUR ,HERE>
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<TELL
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"Arthur follows you like an eager puppy." CR>)
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(T
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<TELL
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"Arthur tries, unsuccessfully, to interest you by talking about "
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<PICK-ONE ,BORES> CR>)>)
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(<PROB 20>
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<MOVE ,ARTHUR ,HERE>
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<MOVE ,JACKET-FLUFF ,HERE>
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<TELL CR
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"Arthur walks up and says \"Hello, again.\" He looks shy, embarrassed and stuck
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for anything else to say, and quickly walks to the other end of the room." CR>)
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(T
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<RFALSE>)>)
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(<IN? ,ARTHUR ,HERE>
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<RFALSE>)
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(T
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<MOVE ,ARTHUR ,HERE>
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<TELL "Arthur follows you." CR>)>>
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<GLOBAL BORES
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<PLTABLE
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"newts he has known."
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"cricket."
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"how badly Americans make tea."
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"the deteriorating condition of the motorways."
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"a recent visit to Tiverton."
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"a new book by Douglas Adams."
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"computers.">>
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<ROUTINE SCENE-THROUGH-WINDOW ()
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<MOVE ,ARTHUR ,FRONT-OF-HOUSE>
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<DISABLE <INT I-ARTHUR>>
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<SETG HOUSE-DEMOLISHED T>
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<SETG PROSSER-LYING <>>
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<SETG FOLLOW-FLAG 4>
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<ENABLE <QUEUE I-FOLLOW 2>>
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<TELL
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" You hear a muffled crash. It's probably Arthur's little house getting knocked
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down, which you tell him. This DOES upset him, and he tears out the door.|
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Through the window, you see him running up the lane. A small dog chases after
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him, yapping, ">
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<COND (<OR ,DOG-FED
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<IN? ,SANDWICH ,ARTHUR>>
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<SETG DOG-FED T>
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<TELL "and he throws it a " D ,SANDWICH
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". The dog devours the sandwich" ,WITH-PASSION CR>)
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(T
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<TELL "but he ignores it. The dog gulps uncomfortably." CR>)>> |