.FUNCT FAKE-DOOR-ENTER-F PRINTI "The door is closed." CRLF RFALSE .FUNCT FAKE-DOOR-F EQUAL? PRSA,V?OPEN \?CCL3 CALL RECORDING,STR?170 RSTACK ?CCL3: EQUAL? PRSA,V?EXAMINE \?CCL5 PRINTR "There's a slot next to the closed door." ?CCL5: EQUAL? PRSA,V?ENTER \FALSE CALL DO-WALK,P?WEST RSTACK .FUNCT FORM-F EQUAL? PRSA,V?EXAMINE,V?READ \?CCL3 PRINTI "[This form can be found in your STATIONFALL package.]" EQUAL? PRSO,ASSIGNMENT-COMPLETION-FORM \?CND4 PRINTI " You notice that it has " ZERO? ASSIGNMENT-FORM-VALIDATED \?CND6 PRINTI "not " ?CND6: PRINTR "been validated." ?CND4: CRLF RTRUE ?CCL3: EQUAL? PRSA,V?VALIDATE \?CCL9 ZERO? ASSIGNMENT-FORM-VALIDATED /?CCL12 PRINT SENILITY-STRIKES RTRUE ?CCL12: SET 'ASSIGNMENT-FORM-VALIDATED,TRUE-VALUE PRINTR "Done." ?CCL9: EQUAL? PRSA,V?MUNG,V?CRUMPLE \FALSE PRINT VIOLATION-OF-ACT RTRUE .FUNCT CHRONOMETER-F EQUAL? PRSA,V?READ,V?EXAMINE \FALSE GRTR? DAY,2 \?CCL6 PRINTI "You glance at your " PRINTD CHRONOMETER PRINTR ", and realize with annoyance that it has stopped. You can't recall doing anything that might have broken it." ?CCL6: PRINTI "It is a standard wrist " PRINTD CHRONOMETER PRINTI " with a digital display. " CALL V-TIME,TRUE-VALUE PRINTR " The back is engraved with the message ""Good luck in the Patrol! Love, Mom and Dad.""" .FUNCT PATROL-UNIFORM-F EQUAL? PRSA,V?EXAMINE \?CCL3 PRINTI "It is a standard-issue one-pocket Stellar " PRINTD PATROL-UNIFORM PRINTI ", a miracle of modern technology. It will keep its owner warm in cold climates and cool in warm locales. It provides protection against mild radiation, repels all insects, absorbs sweat, promotes healthy skin tone, and on top of everything else, it is super-comfy" ZERO? SUIT-PRESSED /?CND4 PRINTI ". The uniform has been recently pressed" ?CND4: PRINT PERIOD-CR RTRUE ?CCL3: EQUAL? PRSA,V?CLOSE,V?OPEN \FALSE PRINTI "There's no way to open or close the pocket of the " PRINTD PRSO PRINT PERIOD-CR RTRUE .FUNCT I-BLATHER EQUAL? HERE,SPACETRUCK \?CCL3 CALL DEQUEUE,I-BLATHER RSTACK ?CCL3: RANDOM 100 LESS? BLATHER-PROB,STACK /?CCL5 CALL DEQUEUE,I-BLATHER PRINTR " Ensign Twelfth Class Blather walks by, lugging his toilet scrubbing supplies. He spots you, whimpers, and slouches away (Footnote 2)." ?CCL5: ADD BLATHER-PROB,10 >BLATHER-PROB RETURN BLATHER-PROB .FUNCT BOXED-FORMS-F EQUAL? PRSA,V?EXAMINE /?CTR2 CALL TOUCHING?,PSEUDO-OBJECT ZERO? STACK /?CCL3 ?CTR2: PRINTR "The forms are sealed inside the boxes." ?CCL3: EQUAL? PRSA,V?MUNG,V?CRUMPLE \FALSE PRINT VIOLATION-OF-ACT RTRUE .FUNCT PALLETS-F,CNT EQUAL? PRSA,V?READ \?CCL3 EQUAL? HERE,FORM-STORAGE-ROOM \?CCL6 PRINTR "There are numerous boxes; some of the nearer ones read: ""Form Pallet Disbursal Form,"" ""Loss of Form Pallet Label Report Form,"" and ""Loss of Form Pallet Label Report Form Release Form.""" ?CCL6: PRINTC 34 PRINT FORM-NAME PRINTR ".""" ?CCL3: EQUAL? PRSA,V?SEARCH,V?LOOK-INSIDE,V?OPEN \?CCL8 PRINTI "Forms" SET 'CNT,0 ?PRG9: EQUAL? CNT,50 /?REP10 PRINTI " and forms" INC 'CNT JUMP ?PRG9 ?REP10: PRINTR ". Horrified, you reseal the box." ?CCL8: EQUAL? PRSA,V?CLOSE \?CCL14 PRINTR "They already are." ?CCL14: EQUAL? PRSA,V?TAKE \?CCL16 PRINTR "You'll need a forklift." ?CCL16: EQUAL? PRSA,V?MUNG,V?STAND-ON,V?CLIMB-ON /?CTR17 EQUAL? PRSA,V?SHOOT \?CCL18 ?CTR17: PRINT VIOLATION-OF-ACT RTRUE ?CCL18: EQUAL? PRSA,V?COUNT \FALSE EQUAL? HERE,FORM-STORAGE-ROOM \?CCL25 PRINTR "Countless." ?CCL25: CALL NOUN-USED,W?PALLET,PALLETS ZERO? STACK /?CCL27 PRINTR "24." ?CCL27: CALL NOUN-USED,W?BOXES,PALLETS ZERO? STACK /FALSE SET 'C-ELAPSED,30 PRINTR "1920." .FUNCT ROBOT-POOL-F,RARG EQUAL? RARG,M-ENTER \?CCL3 ADD C-ELAPSED,2 CALL QUEUE,I-FLOYD,STACK RSTACK ?CCL3: EQUAL? RARG,M-LOOK \?CCL5 PRINTI "This is where a " PRINT LFC PRINTI " would come to obtain a robot for use on an important assignment. Also for a trivial assignment like yours. " PRINT ROBOT-POOL-EQUIPMENT-DESC PRINTI " You can exit aft." RTRUE ?CCL5: EQUAL? RARG,M-EXIT \FALSE EQUAL? ROBOT-PICKED,FLOYD /FALSE CALL DEQUEUE,I-FLOYD RSTACK .FUNCT BIN-F GET P-ADJW,0 EQUAL? STACK,FALSE-VALUE \?PRD5 EQUAL? PRSO,PSEUDO-OBJECT /?CTR2 ?PRD5: GET P-ADJW,1 EQUAL? STACK,FALSE-VALUE \?CCL3 EQUAL? PRSI,PSEUDO-OBJECT \?CCL3 ?CTR2: PRINT REFER-TO-BIN RTRUE ?CCL3: EQUAL? PRSA,V?LOOK-INSIDE \?CCL11 CALL ADJ-USED,A?FIRST,PSEUDO-OBJECT ZERO? STACK /?CCL14 EQUAL? ROBOT-PICKED,REX /?CCL14 GETP REX,P?FDESC PRINT STACK CRLF RTRUE ?CCL14: CALL ADJ-USED,A?SECOND,PSEUDO-OBJECT ZERO? STACK /?CCL18 EQUAL? ROBOT-PICKED,HELEN /?CCL18 GETP HELEN,P?FDESC PRINT STACK CRLF RTRUE ?CCL18: CALL ADJ-USED,A?THIRD,PSEUDO-OBJECT ZERO? STACK /?CCL22 EQUAL? ROBOT-PICKED,FLOYD /?CCL22 CALL PERFORM,V?EXAMINE,FLOYD RTRUE ?CCL22: PRINTR "The bin is empty." ?CCL11: EQUAL? PRSA,V?PUT,V?WALK-TO,V?ENTER \FALSE PRINTR "The bin is only for robots." .FUNCT FLOYD-F,OARG=0,X,N,TXT,?TMP1 ZERO? OARG /?CCL3 EQUAL? OARG,M-OBJDESC? /TRUE PRINTI " " CALL DESCRIBE-FLOYD RSTACK ?CCL3: EQUAL? FLOYD,WINNER \?CCL7 SET 'FLOYD-SPOKE,TRUE-VALUE ZERO? ROBOT-PICKED /?CCL10 EQUAL? ROBOT-PICKED,FLOYD /?CCL10 SET 'WINNER,PROTAGONIST CALL PERFORM,V?COMFORT,FLOYD CALL STOP RSTACK ?CCL10: ZERO? FLOYD-ANGUISHED /?CCL14 PRINT FLOYD-SNIFFS CALL STOP RSTACK ?CCL14: EQUAL? PRSA,V?TELL-ABOUT \?CCL16 EQUAL? PRSO,ME \?CCL16 GETP PRSI,P?FLOYD-ASK-ABOUT >TXT GRTR? ROBOT-EVILNESS,12 \?CCL21 PRINTR """Oh, quit jabbering already.""" ?CCL21: ZERO? TXT /?CTR22 EQUAL? PRSI,OLIVER \?CCL23 FSET? OLIVER,TOUCHBIT /?CCL23 ?CTR22: PRINTI "Floyd shrugs. ""Beats me." IN? PLATO,HERE \?CND28 PRINTI " Ask Plato. He knows everything!" ?CND28: PRINTR """" ?CCL23: PRINTC 34 PRINT TXT PRINTR """" ?CCL16: ZERO? STUNNED /?CCL31 EQUAL? PRSA,V?HELP /?CTR33 EQUAL? PRSA,V?SAVE-SOMETHING \?PRD37 EQUAL? PRSO,ME /?CTR33 ?PRD37: EQUAL? PRSA,V?KILL,V?OFF \?PRD40 EQUAL? PRSO,PLATO /?CTR33 ?PRD40: EQUAL? PRSA,V?TAKE \?CCL34 EQUAL? PRSO,STUN-GUN \?CCL34 ?CTR33: SET 'FLOYD-TOLD,TRUE-VALUE PRINTR "Floyd waves his hands helplessly. ""Yes... I mean no... I mean oh no oh help me please. Floyd in quandry...""" ?CCL34: PRINTI "Floyd just looks at you with confusion and panic in his eyes." CRLF CALL STOP RSTACK ?CCL31: EQUAL? HERE,FACTORY \?CCL46 ZERO? FLOYD-SHOT /?CCL49 PRINTR "Floyd is hurt and doesn't respond." ?CCL49: PRINTR """Shut up!"" orders Floyd." ?CCL46: EQUAL? PRSA,V?LAUNCH \?CCL51 EQUAL? PRSO,SPACETRUCK-OBJECT \?CCL51 SET 'AWAITING-REPLY,2 CALL V-YES SET 'AWAITING-REPLY,FALSE-VALUE RTRUE ?CCL51: EQUAL? PRSA,V?TAKE \?CCL55 EQUAL? PRSO,LEASH \?CCL55 FSET? HERE,WEIGHTLESSBIT /?CCL55 CALL FLOYD-TAKE-LEASH RSTACK ?CCL55: EQUAL? PRSA,V?TAKE \?CCL60 EQUAL? PRSO,STAR \?CCL60 FSET? STAR,TRYTAKEBIT \?CCL60 PRINTR """Huh? Floyd shorter even than you!""" ?CCL60: EQUAL? PRSA,V?YES \?CCL65 ZERO? AWAITING-REPLY /?CCL65 CALL V-YES RSTACK ?CCL65: EQUAL? PRSA,V?NO \?CCL69 ZERO? AWAITING-REPLY /?CCL69 CALL V-NO RSTACK ?CCL69: EQUAL? PRSA,V?CLIMB-ON,V?ENTER \?CCL73 EQUAL? PRSO,COPILOT-SEAT,PILOT-SEAT \?CCL73 IN? FLOYD,PRSO \?CCL78 PRINTR """Where is Floyd now, huh?""" ?CCL78: PRINTR "Floyd looks suspicious. ""You first.""" ?CCL73: EQUAL? PRSA,V?TAKE \?CCL80 IN? PRSO,HEATING-CHAMBER \?CCL80 MOVE PRSO,HERE PRINTI """Okay!"" Floyd reaches into the " PRINTD HEATING-CHAMBER PRINTI " and grabs" CALL TPRINT-PRSO PRINTR ". ""Yikes, it's hot!"" He drops it to the deck, where it quickly cools." ?CCL80: EQUAL? PRSA,V?MUNG,V?UNLOCK,V?OPEN \?CCL84 EQUAL? PRSO,STRONG-BOX,SAFE \?CCL84 PRINTR """Floyd's a robot, not a locksmith!""" ?CCL84: EQUAL? PRSA,V?UNLOCK,V?OPEN \?CCL88 EQUAL? PRSO,SECURITY-DOOR \?CCL88 PRINTR """Put your ID in the ID reader, dumbo!""" ?CCL88: EQUAL? PRSA,V?MUNG,V?KILL,V?OFF \?CCL92 EQUAL? PRSO,WELDER \?CCL92 PRINTR """Sure! Floyd not scared!"" He walks bravely up to the welder, which spits some electric fire in his direction. From his new position (quivering behind your legs) Floyd says, ""Floyd changed his mind, okay?""" ?CCL92: EQUAL? PRSA,V?ENTER \?CCL96 EQUAL? PRSO,EXERCISE-MACHINE \?CCL96 PRINTR """Floyd doesn't need exercise! Not a gram of flab on Floyd!"" He pokes you in the stomach and grins. ""Can't say the same about you, though!""" ?CCL96: EQUAL? PRSA,V?REACH-IN \?CCL100 EQUAL? PRSO,PSEUDO-OBJECT,DISPENSER \?CCL100 EQUAL? HERE,PX \?CCL100 PRINTR "Floyd happily reaches into the dispenser hole, and then withdraws his hand, looking glum. ""Nope, not even a ball.""" ?CCL100: EQUAL? PRSA,V?WEAR \?CCL105 FSET? PRSO,WEARBIT \?CCL105 PRINTR """Too big for Floyd! Also, it would clash with Floyd's boron-titanium alloy finish!""" ?CCL105: EQUAL? PRSA,V?GIVE \?CCL109 EQUAL? PRSI,ME \?CCL109 IN? PRSO,FLOYD \?CCL114 MOVE PRSO,PROTAGONIST PRINTI """Okay,"" says Floyd, handing you the " PRINTD PRSO PRINTR ", ""but only because you're Floyd's best friend.""" ?CCL114: PRINT FLOYD-NOT-HAVE RTRUE ?CCL109: EQUAL? PRSA,V?SGIVE \?CCL116 EQUAL? PRSO,ME \?CCL116 CALL PERFORM,V?GIVE,PRSI,ME RTRUE ?CCL116: EQUAL? PRSA,V?WALK \?CCL120 PRINTR "Floyd looks slightly embarrassed. ""You know Floyd and his sense of direction."" Then he looks up at you with wide, trusting eyes. ""Tell Floyd a story?""" ?CCL120: EQUAL? PRSA,V?FOLLOW \?CCL122 EQUAL? PRSO,ME \?CCL122 PRINTR """Okay!""" ?CCL122: EQUAL? PRSA,V?HELLO \?CCL126 GRTR? ROBOT-EVILNESS,13 \?CCL129 PRINTR """Enough with the stupid 'FLOYD, HELLO' all the time, okay?""" ?CCL129: PRINTR """Hi!"" Floyd grins and bounces up and down." ?CCL126: EQUAL? PRSA,V?DROP \?CCL131 IN? PRSO,FLOYD \?CCL134 RANDOM 100 LESS? 50,STACK /?CCL137 MOVE PRSO,HERE PRINTI "Floyd shrugs and drops the " PRINTD PRSO PRINT PERIOD-CR RTRUE ?CCL137: PRINTI "Floyd clutches the " PRINTD PRSO PRINTR " even more tightly. ""Floyd won't,"" he says defiantly." ?CCL134: PRINT FLOYD-NOT-HAVE RTRUE ?CCL131: PRINTI "Floyd whines, ""Enough talking! Let's play Hider-and-Seeker.""" CRLF CALL STOP RSTACK ?CCL7: FSET? FLOYD,TOUCHBIT /?CCL139 CALL NOUN-USED,W?FLOYD,FLOYD ZERO? STACK /?CCL139 PRINTI "You don't see anyone by that name here." CRLF RETURN 8 ?CCL139: EQUAL? ROBOT-PICKED,FLOYD /?CCL145 CALL TOUCHING?,FLOYD ZERO? STACK /?CCL145 CALL CANT-REACH,FLOYD RSTACK ?CCL145: EQUAL? PRSA,V?COMFORT \?CCL149 ZERO? ROBOT-PICKED /?CCL149 EQUAL? ROBOT-PICKED,FLOYD /?CCL149 PRINTR "Floyd gives you a hurt look and turns away." ?CCL149: ZERO? FLOYD-ANGUISHED /?CCL154 CALL TOUCHING?,FLOYD ZERO? STACK \?CTR153 EQUAL? PRSA,V?COMFORT \?CCL154 ?CTR153: PRINT FLOYD-SNIFFS RTRUE ?CCL154: MUL ROBOT-EVILNESS,10 SUB STACK,70 >?TMP1 RANDOM 100 LESS? ?TMP1,STACK /?CCL160 CALL TOUCHING?,FLOYD ZERO? STACK /?CCL160 EQUAL? PRSA,V?SHAKE,V?KICK,V?OFF /?CCL160 FSET? FLOYD,ACTIVEBIT \?CCL160 EQUAL? HERE,FACTORY /?CCL167 PRINTR """Hey, will you just leave Floyd alone!"" He shoves you away." ?CCL167: ZERO? FLOYD-SHOT /?CCL169 PRINTI "Before you can..." CRLF CALL I-LAUNCH RSTACK ?CCL169: CALL BACK-OFF,STR?177 RSTACK ?CCL160: EQUAL? PRSA,V?EXAMINE \?CCL171 CALL DESCRIBE-FLOYD,TRUE-VALUE FIRST? FLOYD \?CCL174 PRINTC 32 CALL V-LOOK-INSIDE RSTACK ?CCL174: CRLF RTRUE ?CCL171: EQUAL? PRSA,V?PUT \?CCL176 EQUAL? PRSI,FLOYD \?CCL176 FSET? FLOYD,ACTIVEBIT \?CCL181 PRINTR """Hey, Floyd's a robot, not a garbage pail!"" Floyd giggles uncontrollably at his own joke." ?CCL181: CALL NOUN-USED,W?COMPAR,FLOYD ZERO? STACK /?CCL183 PRINTR "There's no room." ?CCL183: PRINT HUH RTRUE ?CCL176: EQUAL? PRSA,V?KILL \?CCL185 EQUAL? PRSO,FLOYD \?CCL185 ZERO? FLOYD-SHOT /?CCL185 CALL PERFORM,V?SHOOT,FLOYD,ZAPGUN RTRUE ?CCL185: EQUAL? PRSA,V?SHOOT \?CCL190 ZERO? FLOYD-SHOT /?CCL193 INC 'ZAPGUN-SHOTS PRINTR "Floyd is already fatally wounded, so that would accomplish nothing, except perhaps fulfilling some sadistic impulse on your part." ?CCL193: EQUAL? HERE,FACTORY \?CCL195 CALL ROB,FLOYD,HERE CALL DEQUEUE,I-FACTORY FSET STUN-GUN,TAKEBIT FCLEAR FLOYD,ACTIVEBIT SET 'FLOYD-SHOT,TRUE-VALUE PRINTR "The bolt hits Floyd squarely in the chest. He is blown backwards, against the pedestal, and slumps to the deck." ?CCL195: INC 'ZAPGUN-SHOTS PRINTR "[The author of this story is totally shocked, and won't even dignify such an input with a response.]" ?CCL190: EQUAL? PRSA,V?PICK \?CCL197 CALL PICK-ROBOT RSTACK ?CCL197: EQUAL? PRSA,V?CLOSE \?CCL199 PRINT HUH RTRUE ?CCL199: EQUAL? PRSA,V?REACH-IN,V?LOOK-INSIDE \?CCL201 CALL PERFORM,V?OPEN,FLOYD RTRUE ?CCL201: FSET? FLOYD,ACTIVEBIT \?CCL203 SET 'FLOYD-SPOKE,TRUE-VALUE EQUAL? PRSA,V?ON \?CCL206 PRINTR "He's already been activated." ?CCL206: EQUAL? PRSA,V?OFF \?CCL208 GRTR? PLATO-ATTACK-COUNTER,0 \?CCL211 PRINTR "Floyd jerks away as you touch his on-off switch. ""Hey, you know how much Floyd hates that! And after Floyd just saved your life, you kripping ingrate.""" ?CCL211: FCLEAR FLOYD,ACTIVEBIT FCLEAR FLOYD,ACTORBIT ZERO? SPACETRUCK-COUNTER \?CND212 CALL DEQUEUE,I-FLOYD ?CND212: PRINTI "Floyd, shocked by this betrayal from his old friend, whimpers and keels over" FIRST? FLOYD \?CND214 CALL ROB,FLOYD,HERE PRINTI ", dropping what he was carrying" ?CND214: PRINT PERIOD-CR RTRUE ?CCL208: EQUAL? HERE,FACTORY /FALSE EQUAL? PRSA,V?KISS \?CCL219 PRINTR "You receive a painful electric shock." ?CCL219: EQUAL? PRSA,V?SCOLD \?CCL221 PRINTR "Floyd looks defensive. ""What did Floyd do wrong?""" ?CCL221: EQUAL? PRSA,V?PLAY-WITH \?CCL223 ZERO? FLOYD-ANGUISHED /?CCL226 CALL PERFORM,V?TOUCH,FLOYD RTRUE ?CCL226: CALL UNTOUCHABLE?,FLOYD ZERO? STACK /?CND224 CALL CANT-REACH,FLOYD RTRUE ?CND224: SET 'C-ELAPSED,30 CALL QUEUE,I-FLOYD,1 PRINTI "You play with Floyd for several centichrons until you" MUL ROBOT-EVILNESS,15 SUB STACK,135 >?TMP1 RANDOM 100 LESS? ?TMP1,STACK /?CCL230 PRINTR " win a game. Floyd gets angry, accuses you of cheating, and kicks you painfully in the shin." ?CCL230: PRINTR "'re completely winded. Floyd pokes at you gleefully. ""C'mon! Let's play some more!""" ?CCL223: EQUAL? PRSA,V?LISTEN \?CCL232 PRINTR "Floyd is babbling about this and that." ?CCL232: EQUAL? PRSA,V?TAKE \?CCL234 EQUAL? PRSO,FLOYD \?CCL234 FSET? HERE,WEIGHTLESSBIT \?CCL239 PRINTR "Sans gravity, you easily pick up Floyd. ""Oh, boy! Zero-Gee Polo,"" he yells, wriggling away and bounding off several walls." ?CCL239: FSET? FLOYD,TOUCHBIT \FALSE SET 'FLOYD-TRYTAKEN,TRUE-VALUE PRINTR "You manage to lift Floyd a few centimeters, but he's too heavy and you drop him suddenly. Floyd gives a surprised squeal and moves a respectable distance away." ?CCL234: EQUAL? PRSA,V?MUNG,V?KILL \?CCL243 PRINTR "Floyd starts dashing around the room. ""Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I haven't played Chase and Tag for years! You be It! Nah, nah!""" ?CCL243: EQUAL? PRSA,V?SHAKE,V?KICK \?CCL245 GRTR? ROBOT-EVILNESS,13 \?CCL248 PRINTR """What the krip do you think you're doing? How you'd like it if Floyd treated you that way, you stupid trot-brain.""" ?CCL248: PRINTR """Why you do that?"" Floyd whines. ""I think a wire now shaken loose."" He goes off into a corner and sulks." ?CCL245: EQUAL? PRSA,V?OPEN,V?CLEAN,V?SEARCH /?CTR249 EQUAL? PRSA,V?TICKLE \?CCL250 ?CTR249: PRINTR "Floyd giggles and pushes you away. ""You're tickling Floyd!"" He clutches at his side panels, laughing hysterically. Oil drops stream from his eyes." ?CCL250: EQUAL? PRSA,V?PUT,V?GIVE \?CCL254 EQUAL? PRSI,FLOYD \?CCL254 EQUAL? PRSO,TAFFY,GRAY-GOO,ORANGE-GOO /?CTR258 EQUAL? PRSO,NECTAR,SOUP \?CCL259 ?CTR258: PRINTR "Floyd looks at the goo. ""Yech! Got any Number Seven Heavy Grease?""" ?CCL259: EQUAL? PRSO,LEASH \?CCL263 CALL FLOYD-TAKE-LEASH RSTACK ?CCL263: EQUAL? PRSO,OSTRICH-NIP \?CCL265 PRINTR """Phew!"" says Floyd, holding his nose and handing it back." ?CCL265: CALL CCOUNT,FLOYD GRTR? STACK,3 /?CTR266 EQUAL? PRSO,SPACESUIT,OSTRICH-NIP /?CTR266 EQUAL? PRSO,EXPLOSIVE,TIMER,DETONATOR /?CTR266 FSET? PRSO,CONTBIT /?CTR266 RANDOM 100 LESS? 35,STACK /?CCL267 ?CTR266: MOVE PRSO,HERE PRINTI "Floyd examines the " PRINTD PRSO PRINTR ", shrugs, and drops it." ?CCL267: MOVE PRSO,FLOYD PRINTR """Neat!"" exclaims Floyd. He thanks you profusely." ?CCL254: EQUAL? PRSA,V?SHOW \?CCL274 EQUAL? FLOYD,PRSI \?CCL274 SET 'AWAITING-REPLY,3 ADD C-ELAPSED,2 CALL QUEUE,I-REPLY,STACK PRINTI "Floyd looks over" CALL TPRINT-PRSO PRINTR ". ""Can you play any games with it?"" he asks." ?CCL274: EQUAL? PRSA,V?HUG,V?TOUCH \?CCL278 PRINTR "Floyd gives a contented sigh." ?CCL278: EQUAL? PRSA,V?SMELL \FALSE PRINTR "Floyd smells faintly of ozone and light machine oil." ?CCL203: EQUAL? PRSA,V?OFF,V?ON \?CCL282 ZERO? FLOYD-SHOT /?CCL282 PRINTR "The switch crumbles in your hand; it looks like Floyd's headed for that big Robot Pool in the sky..." ?CCL282: EQUAL? PRSA,V?ON \?CCL286 CALL QUEUE,I-FLOYD,-1 SET 'FLOYD-SPOKE,TRUE-VALUE FSET FLOYD,ACTORBIT FSET FLOYD,ACTIVEBIT FSET FLOYD,TOUCHBIT PRINTI "Floyd jumps to his feet" PRINT HOPPING-MAD CRLF RTRUE ?CCL286: EQUAL? PRSA,V?OFF \?CCL288 PRINTR "Floyd isn't on." ?CCL288: EQUAL? PRSA,V?TELL \?CCL290 ZERO? FLOYD-SHOT \?CCL290 PRINTI "Floyd isn't that great a listener even when he's on..." CRLF CALL STOP RSTACK ?CCL290: EQUAL? PRSA,V?OPEN,V?SEARCH \FALSE PRINTR "You search the robot's compartments and discover a crayon, a paddle ball set, and finally, a photo of yourself. On the back, in crayon, in Floyd's childish scrawl, is the inscription, ""Floyds frend."" Touched, you return everything to the compartments where you found them." .FUNCT DESCRIBE-FLOYD,EXAMINING=0 FSET? FLOYD,TOUCHBIT /?CCL3 PRINT YOU-CANT PRINTI "see the robot in the third bin very well, because he's crouched in the corner. He's a short robot, and he seems to be playing marbles." RTRUE ?CCL3: EQUAL? HERE,ROBOT-POOL \?CCL5 ZERO? ROBOT-PICKED \?CCL5 PRINTI "With unconcealed excitement, Floyd is hopping around in bin number three." RTRUE ?CCL5: EQUAL? HERE,ROBOT-POOL \?CCL9 EQUAL? ROBOT-PICKED,FLOYD /?CCL9 PRINTI "Floyd sits dejectedly in bin three." RTRUE ?CCL9: IN? PLATO,HERE \?CCL13 ZERO? EXAMINING \?CCL13 PRINTI "Plato and Floyd are both here." FSET? FLOYD,ACTIVEBIT /TRUE PRINTC 32 PRINT FLOYD-OFF-DESC RTRUE ?CCL13: EQUAL? HERE,FACTORY \?CCL19 PRINTI "Floyd is " ZERO? FLOYD-SHOT /?CCL22 PRINTI "ly" JUMP ?CND20 ?CCL22: PRINTI "stand" ?CND20: PRINTI "ing between you and the pyramid, " ZERO? FLOYD-SHOT /?CCL25 PRINTI "seriously damaged by zapgun fire." RTRUE ?CCL25: PRINTI "his face so contorted by hate as to be almost unrecognizable. You also wonder where he picked up that black eye patch." RTRUE ?CCL19: FSET? FLOYD,ACTIVEBIT /?CCL27 PRINT FLOYD-OFF-DESC RTRUE ?CCL27: ZERO? FLOYD-ANGUISHED /?CCL29 PRINTI "Floyd is lying on the floor, sobbing." RTRUE ?CCL29: ZERO? EXAMINING /?CCL31 PRINTI "Floyd is a multi-purpose robot with slightly-crossed eyes and a lopsided grin." RTRUE ?CCL31: PRINTI "Floyd is here, also looking around the room." RTRUE .FUNCT FLOYD-TAKE-LEASH ZERO? HANGING-IN-AIR /?CCL3 PRINTR """Floyd can't until you let go!""" ?CCL3: PRINTR "Floyd grabs the leash and gets pulled up into the air. ""Wheee!"" Then his grip slips and he clatters to the deck. ""Oops! More dents!""" .FUNCT MOVE-FLOYD-TO-FACTORY MOVE FLOYD,FACTORY EQUAL? HERE,EAST-JUNCTION,LEVEL-FIVE \?CCL3 PUSH SOUTH-CONNECTION JUMP ?CND1 ?CCL3: EQUAL? HERE,SOUTH-JUNCTION,NORTH-JUNCTION \?CCL5 PUSH EAST-CONNECTION JUMP ?CND1 ?CCL5: RANDOM 100 LESS? 25,STACK /?CCL7 PUSH SOUTH-JUNCTION JUMP ?CND1 ?CCL7: RANDOM 100 LESS? 33,STACK /?CCL9 PUSH EAST-JUNCTION JUMP ?CND1 ?CCL9: RANDOM 100 LESS? 50,STACK /?CCL11 PUSH NORTH-JUNCTION JUMP ?CND1 ?CCL11: PUSH LEVEL-FIVE ?CND1: CALL ROB,FLOYD,STACK MOVE STUN-GUN,FLOYD CALL DEQUEUE,I-FLOYD CALL DEQUEUE,I-ROBOT-EVILNESS RSTACK .FUNCT HELEN-F EQUAL? HELEN,WINNER \?CCL3 EQUAL? PRSA,V?HELLO \?CCL6 PRINTR """Mutual, I'm sure.""" ?CCL6: EQUAL? PRSA,V?FOLLOW,V?WALK \?CCL8 PRINTR """I'm supposta stay with any human I'm assigned to.""" ?CCL8: PRINTI "You've strayed too far from simple form-sorting to interest Helen." CRLF CALL STOP RSTACK ?CCL3: EQUAL? ROBOT-PICKED,HELEN /?CCL10 CALL TOUCHING?,HELEN ZERO? STACK /?CCL10 CALL CANT-REACH,HELEN RSTACK ?CCL10: EQUAL? PRSA,V?GIVE \?CCL14 EQUAL? PRSO,CLASS-THREE-SPACECRAFT-ACTIVATION-FORM,ROBOT-USE-AUTHORIZATION-FORM,ASSIGNMENT-COMPLETION-FORM \?CCL14 CALL CONFETTI,PRSO RSTACK ?CCL14: EQUAL? PRSA,V?OPEN,V?ON,V?OFF \?CCL18 CALL PERFORM,PRSA,PLATO RTRUE ?CCL18: EQUAL? PRSA,V?PICK \FALSE CALL PICK-ROBOT RSTACK .FUNCT REX-F EQUAL? REX,WINNER \?CCL3 EQUAL? PRSA,V?HELLO \?CCL6 PRINTR """Yo.""" ?CCL6: EQUAL? PRSA,V?FOLLOW,V?WALK \?CCL8 PRINTI """I'll follow youse " EQUAL? REX,ROBOT-PICKED \?CCL11 PRINTI "since I been" JUMP ?CND9 ?CCL11: PRINTI "if I gets" ?CND9: PRINTR " assigned ta youse.""" ?CCL8: PRINTI "Rex merely looks confused." CRLF CALL STOP RSTACK ?CCL3: EQUAL? ROBOT-PICKED,REX /?CCL13 CALL TOUCHING?,REX ZERO? STACK /?CCL13 CALL CANT-REACH,REX RSTACK ?CCL13: EQUAL? PRSA,V?OPEN,V?ON,V?OFF \?CCL17 CALL PERFORM,PRSA,PLATO RTRUE ?CCL17: EQUAL? PRSA,V?PICK \FALSE CALL PICK-ROBOT RSTACK .FUNCT I-OTHER-ROBOT IN? ROBOT-PICKED,HERE /FALSE MOVE ROBOT-PICKED,HERE EQUAL? HERE,CARGO-BAY-ENTRANCE \?CCL6 EQUAL? ROBOT-PICKED,REX \?CCL6 CALL JIGS-UP,STR?214 RSTACK ?CCL6: PRINTR " Helen obediently follows you." .FUNCT CONFETTI,FORM-NAME REMOVE FORM-NAME PRINTI "In a spasm of vocational enthusiasm, Helen tries to burst and decollate your " PRINTD FORM-NAME PRINTR ", leaving nothing but some useless confetti." .FUNCT PICK-ROBOT EQUAL? PRSO,ROBOT-PICKED \?CCL3 PRINT SENILITY-STRIKES RTRUE ?CCL3: ZERO? ROBOT-PICKED /?CCL5 PRINTI "You already picked " PRINTD ROBOT-PICKED PRINT PERIOD-CR RTRUE ?CCL5: PRINTR "Use the automated robot selection equipment." .FUNCT CARGO-BAY-F,RARG EQUAL? RARG,M-LOOK \FALSE PRINTI "This huge airlock is essentially a giant loading dock, where truckloads of forms arrive from various printing planets throughout the sector and are immediately distributed throughout the administrative deck. The only exit on foot is back the way you came. A " PRINTD SPACETRUCK-OBJECT PRINTI ", its hatch " CALL OPEN-CLOSED,SPACETRUCK-HATCH PRINTI ", waits in the cargo bay." RTRUE .FUNCT SPACETRUCK-OBJECT-F EQUAL? PRSA,V?WALK-TO,V?ENTER \?CCL3 EQUAL? HERE,SPACETRUCK \?CCL6 PRINT LOOK-AROUND RTRUE ?CCL6: CALL DO-WALK,P?IN RSTACK ?CCL3: EQUAL? PRSA,V?DISEMBARK,V?EXIT,V?LEAVE \?CCL8 EQUAL? HERE,SPACETRUCK \?CCL11 CALL DO-WALK,P?OUT RSTACK ?CCL11: PRINT LOOK-AROUND RTRUE ?CCL8: EQUAL? PRSA,V?CLOSE,V?OPEN \?CCL13 CALL PERFORM,PRSA,SPACETRUCK-HATCH RTRUE ?CCL13: EQUAL? PRSA,V?EXAMINE \?CCL15 EQUAL? HERE,SPACETRUCK \?CCL18 CALL V-LOOK RSTACK ?CCL18: CALL PERFORM,V?EXAMINE,SPACETRUCK-HATCH RTRUE ?CCL15: EQUAL? PRSA,V?LOOK-INSIDE \?CCL20 EQUAL? HERE,CARGO-BAY,DOCKING-BAY-2 \?CCL20 CALL PERFORM,V?LOOK-INSIDE,WINDOW RTRUE ?CCL20: EQUAL? PRSA,V?ON,V?LAUNCH \?CCL24 EQUAL? HERE,SPACETRUCK /?CCL27 PRINTR "You're not even in it!" ?CCL27: GRTR? SPACETRUCK-COUNTER,0 \?CCL29 PRINT SENILITY-STRIKES RTRUE ?CCL29: PRINTR "That's what the slot and keypad are for!" ?CCL24: EQUAL? PRSA,V?SEARCH \FALSE CALL PERFORM,V?SEARCH,GLOBAL-ROOM RTRUE .FUNCT SPACETRUCK-F,RARG EQUAL? RARG,M-ENTER \?CCL3 FSET? SPACETRUCK,TOUCHBIT /?CCL3 CALL QUEUE,I-THERMOS,100 RSTACK ?CCL3: EQUAL? RARG,M-LOOK \?CCL7 PRINTI "This is a twelve-meter rig, the largest Class Three spacecraft made, with seats for a pilot and copilot. Below the viewport is a space band radio, a red button for activating the emergency beacon, plus a slot and keypad for controlling the autopilot. The hatch is " CALL OPEN-CLOSED,SPACETRUCK-HATCH PRINTI " and the rear of the truck is empty of cargo." RTRUE ?CCL7: EQUAL? RARG,M-END \FALSE IN? HELEN,HERE \FALSE CALL VISIBLE?,CLASS-THREE-SPACECRAFT-ACTIVATION-FORM ZERO? STACK /FALSE PRINTI " " CALL CONFETTI,CLASS-THREE-SPACECRAFT-ACTIVATION-FORM RSTACK .FUNCT SPACETRUCK-EXIT-F FSET? SPACETRUCK-HATCH,OPENBIT /?CCL3 CALL THIS-IS-IT,SPACETRUCK-HATCH CALL DO-FIRST,STR?215 RFALSE ?CCL3: EQUAL? SPACETRUCK-COUNTER,-1 \?CCL5 RETURN CARGO-BAY ?CCL5: EQUAL? SPACETRUCK-COUNTER,5 \FALSE EQUAL? COURSE-PICKED,RIGHT-COURSE \FALSE RETURN DOCKING-BAY-2 .FUNCT SPACETRUCK-HATCH-F EQUAL? PRSA,V?OPEN \FALSE GRTR? SPACETRUCK-COUNTER,-1 \FALSE EQUAL? SPACETRUCK-COUNTER,5 \?CND6 EQUAL? COURSE-PICKED,RIGHT-COURSE /FALSE ?CND6: PRINT YOU-CANT PRINTR "open the hatch in deep space!" .FUNCT PILOT-SEAT-F,VARG=0 EQUAL? VARG,M-ENTER \FALSE IN? FLOYD,HERE \FALSE FSET? FLOYD,ACTIVEBIT \FALSE PRINTI " Floyd clambers into the " IN? PROTAGONIST,PILOT-SEAT \?CCL9 MOVE FLOYD,COPILOT-SEAT PRINTI "co" JUMP ?CND7 ?CCL9: MOVE FLOYD,PILOT-SEAT ?CND7: PRINTD PILOT-SEAT LOC FLOYD EQUAL? STACK,PILOT-SEAT,COPILOT-SEAT \?CND10 PRINTI ", his feet dangling a few centimeters short of the floor" ?CND10: PRINTC 46 EQUAL? SPACETRUCK-COUNTER,-1 \TRUE SET 'FLOYD-SPOKE,TRUE-VALUE SET 'AWAITING-REPLY,2 ADD C-ELAPSED,2 CALL QUEUE,I-REPLY,STACK PRINTI " ""Let Floyd launch the " PRINTD SPACETRUCK-OBJECT PRINTI "? Please? Floyd has not crashed a truck in over two weeks!""" RTRUE .FUNCT GENERIC-SEAT-F EQUAL? PRSA,V?DISEMBARK,V?EXIT,V?LEAVE \FALSE LOC PROTAGONIST EQUAL? STACK,PILOT-SEAT,COPILOT-SEAT \FALSE LOC PROTAGONIST RSTACK .FUNCT RADIO-F EQUAL? PRSA,V?LISTEN \?CCL3 FSET? RADIO,ACTIVEBIT \?CCL6 PRINTR """Hiss. Crackle.""" ?CCL6: PRINTR "The radio isn't on!" ?CCL3: EQUAL? PRSA,V?EXAMINE \?CCL8 PRINTI "The radio seems to be damaged, because the microphone is missing. " RFALSE ?CCL8: EQUAL? PRSA,V?ON \?CCL10 CALL QUEUE,I-RADIO,-1 RFALSE ?CCL10: EQUAL? PRSA,V?OFF \FALSE CALL DEQUEUE,I-RADIO RFALSE .FUNCT RED-BUTTON-F EQUAL? PRSA,V?PUSH \FALSE EQUAL? SPACETRUCK-COUNTER,5 \?CCL6 CALL RECORDING,STR?219 RSTACK ?CCL6: PRINTR "You're not in trouble! Misuse of the emergency message beacon is a court-martial offense!" .FUNCT I-SPACETRUCK CALL QUEUE,I-SPACETRUCK,-1 INC 'SPACETRUCK-COUNTER PRINTI " " ZERO? SPACETRUCK-COUNTER \?CCL3 PRINTI "The truck roars out of the cargo bay" EQUAL? HERE,CARGO-BAY \?CCL6 CALL JIGS-UP,STR?220 RSTACK ?CCL6: FSET? SPACETRUCK-HATCH,OPENBIT \?CCL8 CALL JIGS-UP,STR?221 RSTACK ?CCL8: LOC PROTAGONIST EQUAL? STACK,PILOT-SEAT,COPILOT-SEAT \?CCL10 FSET SPACETRUCK,WEIGHTLESSBIT PRINTR ", slowly picking up speed. You settle back for the long trip." ?CCL10: CALL JIGS-UP,STR?222 RSTACK ?CCL3: EQUAL? SPACETRUCK-COUNTER,1 \?CCL12 CALL RECORDING,STR?223 RSTACK ?CCL12: EQUAL? SPACETRUCK-COUNTER,2 \?CCL14 PRINTR "There is a moment of stillness as the rear engines cut out. The moment ends as the braking rockets in front roar to life." ?CCL14: EQUAL? SPACETRUCK-COUNTER,3 \?CCL16 CALL RECORDING,STR?224 RSTACK ?CCL16: EQUAL? SPACETRUCK-COUNTER,4 \?CCL18 EQUAL? COURSE-PICKED,RIGHT-COURSE \?CCL21 PRINTI "A tiny star directly ahead grows brighter and resolves itself into a distant space station. The station grows rapidly larger as you hurtle towards it." CRLF CALL PERFORM,V?LOOK-INSIDE,WINDOW PRINTR " With a final burst, the braking rockets bring you to a halt a few thousand meters from the station." ?CCL21: PRINTI "The forward braking rockets sputter off as the " PRINTD SPACETRUCK-OBJECT PRINTR " comes to a dead stop in space. There is no space station, or any other sign of human civilization, in sight." ?CCL18: EQUAL? SPACETRUCK-COUNTER,5 \FALSE EQUAL? COURSE-PICKED,RIGHT-COURSE \?CCL26 FCLEAR SPACETRUCK,WEIGHTLESSBIT CALL QUEUE,I-WELDER,-1 CALL QUEUE,I-FLOYD,-1 CALL QUEUE,I-PLATO,750 CALL QUEUE,I-ROBOT-EVILNESS,1000 MOVE PALLETS,SHIPPING-ROOM ADD SCORE,5 >SCORE PRINTI "The maneuvering thrusters kick on, nudging you toward the station. " CALL RECORDING,STR?225 PRINTI " The truck glides into the docking bay, and your stomach flips as the bay's arti-grav field comes on. The truck settles the last few centimeters to the floor, the bay floods with air, and a voice whispers, ""Stationfall."" Through the viewport, you see no one to meet you. Odd." CRLF JUMP ?CND24 ?CCL26: CALL RECORDING,STR?226 CALL QUEUE,I-SUFFOCATE,1970 ?CND24: CALL DEQUEUE,I-SPACETRUCK RSTACK .FUNCT I-SUFFOCATE CALL JIGS-UP,STR?227 RSTACK .FUNCT FOOD-KIT-F,?TMP1 EQUAL? PRSA,V?EMPTY \?CCL3 FSET? FOOD-KIT,OPENBIT \?CCL3 LOC GRAY-GOO >?TMP1 LOC ORANGE-GOO EQUAL? FOOD-KIT,?TMP1,STACK \?CCL3 CALL PERFORM,V?REMOVE,GRAY-GOO RTRUE ?CCL3: EQUAL? PRSA,V?OPEN \FALSE CALL IN-VACUUM? ZERO? STACK /FALSE LOC GRAY-GOO >?TMP1 LOC ORANGE-GOO EQUAL? FOOD-KIT,?TMP1,STACK \FALSE FSET FOOD-KIT,OPENBIT CALL SPACE-FOOD RSTACK .FUNCT IN-VACUUM? EQUAL? HERE,VACUUM-STORAGE /TRUE EQUAL? HERE,AIRLOCK \FALSE FSET? OUTER-AIRLOCK-DOOR,OPENBIT /TRUE RFALSE .FUNCT SPACE-LIQUID,OBJ CALL VISIBLE?,OBJ ZERO? STACK /FALSE PRINTI " The " EQUAL? OBJ,SOUP \?CCL6 PRINTI "soup" JUMP ?CND4 ?CCL6: EQUAL? OBJ,COFFEE \?CCL8 PRINTI "coffee" JUMP ?CND4 ?CCL8: PRINTI "nectar" ?CND4: PRINTI " boils away into the vacuum" EQUAL? OBJ,SOUP \?CCL11 REMOVE SOUP PRINT PERIOD-CR RTRUE ?CCL11: CALL ANTI-LITTER,OBJ RSTACK .FUNCT SPACE-FOOD REMOVE ORANGE-GOO REMOVE GRAY-GOO PRINTI "The food in the " PRINTD FOOD-KIT PRINTR " instantly crystallizes and drifts away." .FUNCT THERMOS-F EQUAL? PRSA,V?EXAMINE \?CCL3 PRINTI "It's your basic insulated bottle, which hasn't changed much over the centuries. This one is plaid, with pictures of little robots all over it. " RFALSE ?CCL3: EQUAL? PRSA,V?EMPTY,V?POUR \?CCL5 EQUAL? PRSO,THERMOS \?CCL5 IN? SOUP,THERMOS \?CCL5 CALL PERFORM,PRSA,SOUP,PRSI RTRUE ?CCL5: EQUAL? PRSA,V?PUT \?CCL10 EQUAL? PRSI,THERMOS \?CCL10 EQUAL? PRSO,LARGE-BIT,SMALL-BIT,EXPLOSIVE /?CCL10 EQUAL? PRSO,MEDIUM-BIT /?CCL10 PRINTI "The neck of the Thermos is too narrow for" CALL TRPRINT,PRSO RSTACK ?CCL10: EQUAL? PRSA,V?OPEN \?CCL17 CALL IN-VACUUM? ZERO? STACK /?CCL20 IN? SOUP,THERMOS \?CCL20 FSET THERMOS,OPENBIT CALL SPACE-LIQUID,SOUP RSTACK ?CCL20: ZERO? THERMOS-FILLED-WITH-GAS /FALSE FSET THERMOS,OPENBIT PRINTR "You open the thermos, releasing a puff of FREZONE (tm) gas." ?CCL17: EQUAL? PRSA,V?REACH-IN \FALSE IN? SOUP,THERMOS \FALSE CALL PERFORM,V?EXAMINE,SOUP RTRUE .FUNCT I-THERMOS IN? SOUP,THERMOS /?CCL3 SET 'SOUP-WARMTH,0 RETURN SOUP-WARMTH ?CCL3: LESS? SOUP-WARMTH,0 \?CCL5 SET 'SOUP-WARMTH,0 RETURN SOUP-WARMTH ?CCL5: FSET? THERMOS,OPENBIT \?CCL8 PUSH 4 JUMP ?CND6 ?CCL8: PUSH 1 ?CND6: SUB SOUP-WARMTH,STACK >SOUP-WARMTH CALL QUEUE,I-THERMOS,100 RSTACK .FUNCT SOUP-F EQUAL? PRSA,V?FIND \?CCL3 GET P-NAMW,0 EQUAL? STACK,W?FOOD \?CCL3 CALL PERFORM,V?SEARCH,GLOBAL-ROOM RTRUE ?CCL3: EQUAL? PRSA,V?EAT \?CCL7 CALL ULTIMATELY-IN?,THERMOS ZERO? STACK \?CCL7 CALL THIS-IS-IT,THERMOS PRINT YNH CALL TRPRINT,THERMOS RSTACK ?CCL7: EQUAL? PRSA,V?EMPTY,V?POUR \?CCL11 REMOVE SOUP CALL MESS,STR?229 PRINT PERIOD-CR RTRUE ?CCL11: EQUAL? PRSA,V?TASTE,V?TOUCH,V?EXAMINE /?CCL13 EQUAL? PRSA,V?REACH-IN \FALSE ?CCL13: PRINTI "The soup seems to be " CALL DESCRIBE-SOUP-TEMPERATURE RSTACK .FUNCT DESCRIBE-SOUP-TEMPERATURE GRTR? SOUP-WARMTH,80 \?CCL3 PRINTI "steaming hot" JUMP ?CND1 ?CCL3: GRTR? SOUP-WARMTH,60 \?CCL5 PRINTI "quite hot" JUMP ?CND1 ?CCL5: GRTR? SOUP-WARMTH,40 \?CCL7 PRINTI "fairly hot" JUMP ?CND1 ?CCL7: GRTR? SOUP-WARMTH,20 \?CCL9 PRINTI "lukewarm" JUMP ?CND1 ?CCL9: GRTR? SOUP-WARMTH,0 \?CCL11 PRINTI "tepid" JUMP ?CND1 ?CCL11: PRINTI "on the cool side" ?CND1: PRINT PERIOD-CR RTRUE .FUNCT GOO-F EQUAL? PRSA,V?EAT \?CCL3 CALL ULTIMATELY-IN?,FOOD-KIT,PROTAGONIST ZERO? STACK \?CCL3 CALL THIS-IS-IT,FOOD-KIT PRINT YNH CALL TRPRINT,FOOD-KIT RSTACK ?CCL3: EQUAL? PRSA,V?DROP,V?REMOVE,V?TAKE \?CCL7 EQUAL? PRSA,V?DROP \?CCL10 PRINTI "The goo, being gooey, sticks where it is" JUMP ?CND8 ?CCL10: EQUAL? PRSA,V?TAKE \?CND8 PRINTI "It would ooze through your fingers" ?CND8: PRINTI ". You'll have to eat it right from" CALL TRPRINT,FOOD-KIT RSTACK ?CCL7: EQUAL? PRSA,V?FIND \FALSE GET P-NAMW,0 EQUAL? STACK,W?FOOD \FALSE CALL PERFORM,V?SEARCH,GLOBAL-ROOM RTRUE .ENDI